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#1 Edited by MrKlorox (11209 posts) -

Everybody needs a pseudonym in the off chance they're approached to do a dirty film. What's yours?

#2 Edited by MrKlorox (11209 posts) -

Mine's MrFloorKox. I used to go by RedBawlz, which would have also totally worked.

#3 Posted by AgentJ (8778 posts) -

Agent Overgrown Mustache

#4 Posted by Scooper (7881 posts) -

Scooper's in your pooper 9: all internals edition

#5 Posted by SoothsayerGB (1468 posts) -

Ted Bundy

#6 Posted by ToadRunner (277 posts) -

Longjohns Silvers
Or Mr. Enormouspenis

#7 Posted by CowMuffins (1760 posts) -

Cow Muffins.

#8 Posted by TheMustacheHero (6655 posts) -

Dr. Manhatten.

#9 Posted by CommodoreGroovy (552 posts) -

Bavarian Beefstick

#10 Posted by Zajtalan (1163 posts) -

sgt. johnson

#11 Posted by LiquidSwords (2738 posts) -
@SoothsayerGB said:
"Ted Bundy "

LOL!
#12 Posted by georgecletus (68 posts) -

dwayne longdong 
 
or just randy

#13 Posted by PercyChuggs (1087 posts) -

Howie Long.

#14 Posted by skywing (1153 posts) -

My last name is Azamy 
so my porn name is Salami Azamy.

#15 Posted by r0k1ll (380 posts) -

Arnold schwarzenagger

#16 Posted by buzz_clik (6975 posts) -

Vinny Caravella.

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#17 Posted by Metasin (219 posts) -

The way my friends and I figured it out was by taking the name of your favorite pet and your mother's maiden name. 

#18 Edited by buzz_clik (6975 posts) -
@Metasin said:

" The way my friends and I figured it out was by taking the name of your favorite pet and your mother's maiden name.  "

See, I've heard it's your first pet and the first street you lived in. Sadly, though, when I use that formula I turn out as 'Shadrack Church'. I sound like the guy who goes and watches said films in seedy cinemas, wearing a long coat of some description.
 
All my friends, however, have awesome names when they use this method:
  • Chopper Duke
  • Wags Willowbank
  • Coochie Burke
 
I got dudded.
 
With that in mind, when I have children I'm going to get them a pet called Biff and make sure I live in McBlumpkin Street.
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#19 Edited by Whisperkill (2969 posts) -

Lex Jiggles    or   Crane Stonefly    
#20 Posted by DanielJW (4915 posts) -

Dwight Schrute.

#21 Posted by Brunchies (2484 posts) -

Rick Astley is the Ultimate porno name, Don't lie. 

#22 Posted by Coltonio7 (3156 posts) -

Cocks McRaperton

#23 Posted by Meteora (5787 posts) -

Meet-o-orgy

#24 Posted by MrKlorox (11209 posts) -
@buzz_clik said:
"See, I've heard it's your first pet and the first street you lived in. "
Bugs Terrace. Nope, too gay.
#25 Posted by buzz_clik (6975 posts) -

Bob Scathach.

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#26 Posted by jorojoserojas (258 posts) -

Using the pet/street theory, I'm Cocoa Creagor.

#27 Posted by MrKlorox (11209 posts) -
@jorojoserojas: Win
#28 Posted by buzz_clik (6975 posts) -
@MrKlorox said:
" Bugs Terrace. Nope, too gay. "
I've heard worse. But it is an odd one.
 
@jorojoserojas said:
" Using the pet/street theory, I'm Cocoa Creagor. "
Bingo bango.
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#29 Posted by Creamypies (4065 posts) -

Magical Mister Mistoffelees.

#30 Posted by ToadRunner (277 posts) -

Got another one: Mild Inconvenience

#31 Posted by Andorski (5309 posts) -

Hung Lo... for my asian brethren.

#32 Posted by McPlated (132 posts) -

Mr. Yuck... 
Or "DJ-dick-stuck-in-suspenders" works fine also.

#33 Posted by Blair (2506 posts) -

Pet / Street:  Coyote Whitmore
Original Name:  Bentley 'Supercock' Rothschild

#34 Posted by Optiow (1745 posts) -

I would have to go with Protractor.

#35 Posted by SmasheControllers (2550 posts) -

Peter Cloverson

#36 Posted by RipTheVeins (1546 posts) -

Zazz Blamymataaz

#37 Posted by Dr_Feelgood38 (1550 posts) -

Dr. Feelgood...?
 
The pet/street name rules gives me: FruFru Vulcan
 
Huh.

#38 Posted by buzz_clik (6975 posts) -
@Dr_Feelgood38 said:
" Dr. Feelgood...?  The pet/street name rules gives me: FruFru Vulcan   Huh. "
Dude, you lived on Vulcan Street? That pretty high on the badass-o-meter.
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#39 Posted by MasturbatingBear (1781 posts) -

 Swedish Chefstick.  

#40 Posted by RipTheVeins (1546 posts) -

oh yeah, pet/street: Rambo South Fourth... did not see that coming...
pet/mother's maiden name:  Rambo Ciskco (too homosexual for my tastes)

#41 Posted by ArchScabby (5809 posts) -

half minute hero.

#42 Posted by Dr_Feelgood38 (1550 posts) -
@buzz_clik: I guess it was pretty badass. There was a guy who took a baseball bat to our snowman once during winter. Those were rough times, let me tell you.
#43 Posted by MasturbatingBear (1781 posts) -
@ArchScabby said:

" half minute hero. "

#44 Posted by Milkman (16785 posts) -

Buck Naked.

#45 Posted by MasturbatingBear (1781 posts) -
@buzz_clik said:
" @Metasin said:

" The way my friends and I figured it out was by taking the name of your favorite pet and your mother's maiden name.  "

See, I've heard it's your first pet and the first street you lived in. Sadly, though, when I use that formula I turn out as 'Shadrack Church'. I sound like the guy who goes and watches said films in seedy cinemas, wearing a long coat of some description.
 
All my friends, however, have awesome names when they use this method:
  • Chopper Duke
  • Wags Willowbank
  • Coochie Burke
 I got dudded.  With that in mind, when I have children I'm going to get them a pet called Biff and make sure I live in McBlumpkin Street. "
your friends are badass or liars.
 
My pet/street would be.
 
Mo Ozark.
#46 Posted by Yummylee (21629 posts) -

Didn't know i had one...well it would Yummylee i imagine, its my PSN-ID but thinking about for a sec it would suit a porno-wonderman title =P

#47 Posted by ErgoProxy77 (550 posts) -

Mister Blister

#48 Posted by JJOR64 (18989 posts) -

The J

#49 Posted by demontium (4709 posts) -
@TheMustacheHero:  
 

         TheMustacheHero 
#50 Posted by clubsandwich (3795 posts) -

pet/street
 
Precious Hurricane
 
O_o
 
I'd like something like Gored Icke