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#51 Posted by marc (491 posts) -

Nikki Treewood

#52 Edited by MrKlorox (11206 posts) -
@demontium: I make awesome threads and non-sequiturs? Why thank you! It's my first non-errored one after all.
#53 Posted by belaraphon (451 posts) -

dirk smallwood.

#54 Posted by demontium (4707 posts) -
@MrKlorox: err-umm-err 
 
ya? 
 
I wasnt talking/know you.
#55 Posted by PercyChuggs (1087 posts) -

Pet street thing would be Mandy 82nd Ave NE

#56 Posted by MrKlorox (11206 posts) -
@demontium: That was the awesome non-sequitur I was talking about. Thanks again for the compliment.
#57 Posted by Omega (829 posts) -

 
I'm going to go with either Mike Hawk, or Mike Hunt.
 
I find them both wonderfully juvenile and hilarious.

#58 Posted by Bucketdeth (8004 posts) -

Flap daddy seal skinner.

#59 Posted by MrKlorox (11206 posts) -
@Omega said:
"  I'm going to go with either Mike Hawk, or Mike Hunt.  I find them both wonderfully juvenile and hilarious. "
I always thought Adolph McHawk was a pretty funny one. Wait, who said Ted Bundy again?
#60 Posted by MrMuise (227 posts) -

Hairy Mcaidsdick

#61 Posted by demontium (4707 posts) -
@MrKlorox: Explain that to me like i was 5 years old.... not that i am..... just for reference you know? 
 
Simply a formality.
#62 Posted by Black_Rose (7785 posts) -

Jayge Blacksteel

#63 Edited by MrKlorox (11206 posts) -
@demontium: From Wikipedia:
 

 A non sequitur (pronounced /ˌnɒnˈsiːkwɨtər or ˌnɒnˈsɛkwɨtər/) is a conversational and literary device, often used for comical purposes (as opposed to its use in formal logic). It is a comment which, due to its apparent lack of meaning relative to what it follows, seems absurd to the point of being humorous or confusing

Much like Stephen Colbert used to say "I accept your apology" when the opposing side in a debate admits he makes a point. They weren't actually apologizing, but the broken logic of his character "thinking" they did makes it a comedic device.
 
I know... I'm no Colbert. But I do know that "I Accept Your Apology" is one hilarious porno name.
#64 Posted by demontium (4707 posts) -
@MrKlorox: Oh, then i do that all the time..... 
 
Anytime ANYONE says thank you, i accept it.
#65 Posted by Emandudeguyperson (2502 posts) -

Cumshot Skeetshooter. 
 
Yes I know really original, but I'm sleepy...

#66 Posted by kardon16 (80 posts) -

Willy Wang

#67 Posted by i69edUrGpa (586 posts) -

I believe my username is fitting enough

#68 Posted by PhaggyBigNastyMcKill (564 posts) -

My Porno name is my SN.

#69 Posted by bonbolapti (1599 posts) -

"this guy"
#70 Posted by Sticky_Pennies (2019 posts) -

USB Cable.
OH BAYBAY LET ME SEE YOUR USB PORT! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

#71 Posted by AgentofChaos (1565 posts) -

Dildo Seamen

#72 Posted by mrcool11 (469 posts) -

Shomee Yersnatch

#73 Posted by Seedofpower (3925 posts) -

Mr. sock puppet.

#74 Posted by PicKtoNs_WoodChippR (85 posts) -

3 inches of pain
#75 Posted by Ken420 (150 posts) -

Myles Long
 
or
 
Bumpy Anderson

#76 Posted by demonbear (1859 posts) -

Sexy Mcbigpenis....... sorry i'm not good at this...

#77 Posted by NinjaHunter (972 posts) -

Asian Vibration 

#78 Edited by MrKlorox (11206 posts) -
@demonbear said:

" Sexy Mcbigpenis....... sorry i'm not good at this... "

Might I recommend a Spoonerism of your existing name: Beam In'Dere.
 
Like a steel/wooden beam... in there.
#79 Posted by pornstorestiffi (4909 posts) -

MufffStuffer Frisky

#80 Posted by Maitre (45 posts) -

Ray Play

#81 Posted by demonbear (1859 posts) -
@MrKlorox said:
" @demonbear said:

" Sexy Mcbigpenis....... sorry i'm not good at this... "

Might I recommend a Spoonerism of your existing name: Beam In'Dere.
 
Like a steel/wooden beam... in there. "
Man you're good! AND you love pantera, is there anything you can't do? :D
#82 Posted by eroticfishcake (7782 posts) -

Mike Hunt. If I ever turn into a woman.

#83 Posted by true3man (67 posts) -

The Rookie

#84 Posted by Xolare (1273 posts) -

Hung Lo.

#85 Posted by skrutop (3615 posts) -

Using the classic formula of "pet's name + street you grew up on", mine turns out to be Beau Pinewood.

#86 Posted by MrKlorox (11206 posts) -

Wait... if it's street you "grew up" on (as opposed to first street lived on), mine would be Bugs Chestnut... which actually sounds pretty proper.

#87 Posted by raidingkvatch (1149 posts) -
@buzz_clik said:
" @Metasin said:

" The way my friends and I figured it out was by taking the name of your favorite pet and your mother's maiden name.  "

See, I've heard it's your first pet and the first street you lived in. Sadly, though, when I use that formula I turn out as 'Shadrack Church'. I sound like the guy who goes and watches said films in seedy cinemas, wearing a long coat of some description.
 
All my friends, however, have awesome names when they use this method:
  • Chopper Duke
  • Wags Willowbank
  • Coochie Burke
 I got dudded.  With that in mind, when I have children I'm going to get them a pet called Biff and make sure I live in McBlumpkin Street. "
Using that method mine is not dissimilar to yours: Topsie Chapel
#88 Posted by Dirty_Harry (717 posts) -

William Hung.

#89 Edited by Frederik (377 posts) -

Spunk "30 inch" Johnson
 
or Pet/Street: "Pipsi Little-Antfarm"?

#90 Posted by HandsomeDead (11863 posts) -

James Deen

#91 Posted by Jwkokosmakroon (158 posts) -

Dong Duke
#92 Posted by Iceland (163 posts) -

Aluminum Ice

#93 Posted by Disengage (429 posts) -

Tom Bareasshole. For some, the reference will be epic.

#94 Edited by PenguinDust (12450 posts) -
#95 Edited by atomic_dumpling (2458 posts) -

Phil C. Buttcracker

#96 Posted by FlamingHobo (4479 posts) -

The Hot, Hot, Hobo.

#97 Edited by GiantGUS (399 posts) -
Nasty (dirty laundry don't mean a thing, baby) McNasty
although that is my rap name as well
#98 Posted by luce (4045 posts) -

Italian Stallion

#99 Posted by Canberra (1065 posts) -

Max Steel

#100 Posted by TheHBK (5463 posts) -

Bazooka Joe.