What would be your ideal made-up gun?

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darkspirit138

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#51  Edited By darkspirit138

how about a gun that shoots tanks, or a gun that shoots guns?

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Tomato gun.

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#53  Edited By RHCPfan24
MasturbatingBear said:
"Hamz said:
"Hausdog said:
"A gun that shoots love. The idea is that they'd feel horribly guilty about inciting any violence against me because they are SO GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING LOOOOVVVVEEEED. Plus I have good karma for not killing people and I get sex for making people love me. Or maybe the gun gets sex. Whatever."
You just described a penis, congratulations.Something that shoots acid coated bullets or needles would be fun. Perhaps some form of acid dart gun which injects enemies with the corrosive liquid causing them to slowly be burn't and melted to death as the acid pumps through their body?Maybe even have it so when you hit them in the leg it burns their leg off first and slowly melts through the rest of their body while they lay on the ground in agony but unable to attack you. Morbid, gory, awesome."
You know, you never really notice how fucked up our mods are until they post in the random topics."
My, Hamz, I thought my idea was weird but yours' is truly fucked up. Congrats.
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#54  Edited By LiquidPrince
TooWalrus said:
"That gun from the Simpsons that literally shot make-up.

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Oh sorry, I had it set to whore XD


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#55  Edited By lukeyk

A gun thatshoots computer into pepoples heads.

An annoying gun that shoots amir. You know what i mean lol.

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#56  Edited By MeierTheRed

I want a gun that fires a roundhouse kicking chuck norris

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#58  Edited By Diamond
MasturbatingBear said:
"Seriously though, If I was shooting humans, something that could see through walls and allow me to shoot through walls also (Farsight: Perfect Dark: N64)."
Good choice.

I don't know why they don't already have a weapons system that has computers that triangulate the position of a target and automatically aim, where the user can be behind some wall or basically in a completely safe place.

It'd either be that or a gun that makes people collapse in pleasure.
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How about a gun that turn ppl into hot girls, that'd be really useful sometimes. 


But I have to agree with the rocket propelled chainsaw.
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#60  Edited By mike

I want a dart gun that sterilizes people. I'd use it on morons I encounter in day to day life so they can't infect the gene pool with their stupidity.

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#61  Edited By Arkthemaniac

A one-shot kill gun, preferably made of gold.

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#62  Edited By deathfury

A gun version of Optimus Prime, so he transforms into other guns.

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#63  Edited By SmugDarkLoser
JJOR64 said:
"A rocket launcher that shoots chainsaws.

EDIT: Thanks PenguinDust for the link.  Here is the rocket launcher that shoots chainsaws.
The Rocket Propelled Chainsaw Launcher. Cuts down infantry like a Redwood
The Rocket Propelled Chainsaw Launcher. Cuts down infantry like a Redwood
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Wait, so a gun that launches rockets but actually chainsaws?  What?...That';s not a rocket launcher then
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#64  Edited By Scieran

A gun with two functions, one that dissipates money, the second to brainwash people into forgetting money because it's there to enslave humanity.

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#65  Edited By Absurd

A gun that doesn't kill

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#66  Edited By darkspirit138
lukeyk said:
A gun thatshoots computer into pepoples heads. An annoying gun that shoots amir. You know what i mean lol. [more]
Luke, youre frickin legend.
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#67  Edited By pencil

Pistol shotgun sniper all in one gun the size of a deagle with a giant scope on it

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#68  Edited By FrEeZe

A gun that shoots a random assortment of guns

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A hand held version of one of these.....

Pew pew pew.

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#70  Edited By The_A_Drain

In my blog recently I talked about the cover art for Resident Evil. Man what I wouldnt give for that gun, it's a fucking M16, and AK47 and a Shotgun all at the same time. Although my one would have to be loaded, unlike Chris Redfields.

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#71  Edited By tovan

With the gravity gun, everything is a weapon.

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#72  Edited By Death_Unicorn

A gun that can launch my ho's at the enemy, and the gun must have boobs.

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#73  Edited By killdave

A hand held size version of the GTVA Colossus from Freespace 2 ...

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#74  Edited By Gizmo
TheKidNixon said:
Hausdog said: "A gun that shoots love. The idea is that they'd feel horribly guilty about inciting any violence against ... [more]
A love gun... OH I GET IT, HAW HAW HAW HAW
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#75  Edited By damswedon

a laserphaserbannanashmazer

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#76  Edited By darkspirit138
damswedon said:
a laserphaserbannanashmazer
You do not understand how tasty that sounds.
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#77  Edited By TheKidNixon
MasterOfPenguins_Zell said:
A hand held version of one of these..... Pew pew pew.
Jesus, so what, you're shooting tiny spaceships are people? At FTL speeds?
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#78  Edited By torus

A gun that shoots shuriken and lightning.