What's the funniest thing you've seen in a game lately?

I was just playing call of duty 4 online a few minutes ago and I killed a guy and even though I killed him his body started to jerk around on the ground as if he were having a seizure for about a whole minute, I could not stop laughing.

I was playing Halo Wars and one of my marines who was under fire said "not in the face!".

I was playing Fallout 3 today, and the ghoul guy said "Don't hit me!", and I remember that from Vinny's video XD

I was playing Gears 2 earlier today and got killed. What actually happened however is that the Cog that killed me was really a soul-taker, since my body stayed there. In the standing position. Unscathed. I came back and stood next to it for a while; then someone on the Cog team thought it was a Locust player and shot it to pieces.

Weird. And funny.
Crunch can confirm this.

After a game of Killzone, while in the lobby:

"Bro, you sucked. Why are you so bad at this game?"

"Because I'm only playing with one hand. And please don't stop talking."

"I was playing Gears 2 earlier today and got killed. What actually happened however is that the Cog that killed me was really a soul-taker, since my body stayed there. In the standing position. Unscathed. I came back and stood next to it for a while; then someone on the Cog team thought it was a Locust player and shot it to pieces.Weird. And funny.Crunch can confirm this."

"After a game of Killzone, while in the lobby:"Bro, you sucked. Why are you so bad at this game?""Because I'm only playing with one hand. And please don't stop talking.""

"After a game of Killzone, while in the lobby:"Bro, you sucked. Why are you so bad at this game?""Because I'm only playing with one hand. And please don't stop talking.""

"After a game of Killzone, while in the lobby:"Bro, you sucked. Why are you so bad at this game?""Because I'm only playing with one hand. And please don't stop talking.""

"After a game of Killzone, while in the lobby:"Bro, you sucked. Why are you so bad at this game?""Because I'm only playing with one hand. And please don't stop talking.""

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I was playing mass effect, and this guy was dead, but his body kept flopping between lying on the ground and standing upright.  And his weapon was freaking out, zipping around in circles and flipping around his body.

Probably the funniest thing for me would come from playing a little game called Far Cry 2....while getting chased by a couple of guys, who were up to no good and starting to make trouble in the neighborhood,  we got in one little fight and my mo....wait, uhhh, basically I was getting chased and they managed to damage my car enough for it to die on me. They then pulled up alongside me and got out of their car and as I was about to shoot them....another Jeep just speed right by and plowed through both guys like they were nothing. I found that to be hilarious, especially since the other jeep just kept driving away and made no attempts to kill me. :P

Teddie cross-dressing in Persona 4. There was one guy that said "I'd hit that". I promptly died laughing.

MGS3, when you get the the cave behind the waterfall, and EVA has to remove the transmitter.

Probably one of the commentators comments in Madworld. I honestly couldn't pick one, but i'll give an example.

Castlevania: Legacy of Darkness. The protagonist skips. Enough said.

The Poo snake from Blue dragon. He has a mouth where his groin should be and when you kill him a pile of poo shows up and you can dig through it to look for money and stuff.

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Persona 4.

I can't think of anything other then the Persona 4 endurance runs. Every time it seems like it can't get crazier and funnier it does. I don't see how the game can top "Bad Bad Bathhouse" though. Japanese people are crazy.