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#1 Posted by IAmNotBatman (662 posts) -
#2 Posted by TwoLines (2858 posts) -

"What do you think she meant when she said 'fuck you?' Is that... like... cool?" Vinny in Child of Eden QL.

#3 Edited by ThePickle (4181 posts) -

"Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba, dum dum dum dum duuuuuuuuuuuuuum"

-$1,000,000 Pyramid QL, AKA the best QL of 2011.

"Platypunk draws a lot of water in District D. I hope you do well"

-Fortune Street TNT

"That fucking crazy bitch!"

-Random Ass PC Game: SWAT

"Guy, what the fuck is going on in this game?"

-Cargo QL

#4 Posted by BirdkeeperDan (400 posts) -

"I'm giving one command, it's called the X button."

Brad was generally pretty funny in that Dynasty Warriors Gundam quicklook.

#5 Posted by Godlyawesomeguy (6407 posts) -

"I'm a wizard and that looks fucked up."-Vinny during the 02/8/11 bombcast.

#6 Posted by HarlequinRiot (1098 posts) -

Ryan (or Vinny?) saying "Happy Halloween!" and blowing the horn as the skytrain flew over the house towards the moon is something that still makes me laugh.

#7 Posted by jonny_mung (90 posts) -

If I had to choose.... It would be anything from the "Strap it on" bit from the 03/08/2011 Bombcast

I had that thing memorized about 5 days later because I listened to it so much. Quotes like: "You're not gonna be strapping on fake dicks and fucking people with them.. oh wait, STRAP IT ON." and "The one that's got the bulb!" or "I've strapped it on.. i'm not sure what .. you want me to do from here..."

It's even more funny now that we know how amazing the game actually turned out!

#8 Posted by Fleppie (200 posts) -

Don't remember the exact quote, but it went something like this:

They should have called this game dick-kickers. - Self-Defense training camp

Had me laughing for a good minute.

#9 Edited by SoldierG654342 (1826 posts) -

"...every time the FBI dude touches me he puts it in another hole."

#10 Posted by ssj4raditz (1125 posts) -

@Godlyawesomeguy said:

"I'm a wizard and that looks fucked up."-Vinny during the 02/8/11 bombcast.

This.

#11 Posted by M_Shini (551 posts) -

WIZORBS

#12 Posted by Rhombus_Of_Terror (2175 posts) -

"You should play Saints Row."

#13 Posted by MetalGearSunny (7003 posts) -

I love my job

I love my job

I love

Satan

#14 Posted by Breadfan (6590 posts) -
#15 Posted by Dany (7887 posts) -

"tech demos aren't games"

#16 Posted by RecSpec (4061 posts) -

"Sparky Whitmore just did a Tim Allen amount of cocaine, and he is now READY FOR THE FUCKING FEUD!!" -Ryan during the Family Feud 2012 Quick Look

#17 Posted by Master_Funk (744 posts) -

WE SAID DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE !! - Family Feud 2011 QL

#18 Posted by Getz (3174 posts) -

@Godlyawesomeguy said:

"I'm a wizard and that looks fucked up."-Vinny during the 02/8/11 bombcast.

#19 Posted by AhmadMetallic (18954 posts) -

"Oh shit, these hoes ain't hoes!"

#20 Posted by Civraz (392 posts) -

"What about the kids?"

"Fuck the kids, what about Wappy dog?"

-Wappy Dog QL

#21 Posted by BrockNRolla (1694 posts) -

@Master_Funk said:

WE SAID DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE !! - Family Feud 2011 QL

This.

#22 Posted by Clockwk (61 posts) -

Jeff on the fact that Alex is forced to review all the bad games, "Good, cause that guy's a fucker." Followed by Ryan bringing Alex into the call.

#23 Posted by JasonR86 (9739 posts) -

"Hi Jeff."

-Ryan Davis

#24 Posted by HisDudeness (255 posts) -

''Saints Row: The Third is the game to end all videogames''.

''I can't follow you down this path''.

#25 Posted by the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG (4284 posts) -

"Spacewhale, do you even know your number?"

#26 Posted by betusblues (40 posts) -

"COR BLIMEY SPAYCE MUREENS!!" and other variations.

#27 Posted by Vexxan (4619 posts) -
@ssj4raditz said:

@Godlyawesomeguy said:

"I'm a wizard and that looks fucked up."-Vinny during the 02/8/11 bombcast.

This.

Gotta go with this. Vinny says the best things. 
#28 Posted by Slaker117 (4843 posts) -

Ryan's "WHAT. THE FUCK. ARE YOU. SAYING!!?" followed closely by "THAT'S NOT A WWOOOORRDDD!".

#29 Posted by Yanngc33 (4461 posts) -

"Giantasshole.com" Vinny

#30 Posted by MEATBALL (3613 posts) -

Vinny: "See, you know, you don't dress like that and then when somebody punches you in the nipple get all modest"

Jeff: "This is why you spent that time in jail. Attitudes like that."

Vinny: "Just sayin'."

#31 Posted by blueneurosis (101 posts) -
#32 Posted by Rudyftw (554 posts) -

"America you sexy bitch"

#33 Posted by Brians (1465 posts) -

Summon Bahamut and get the fuck down.

#34 Posted by RecSpec (4061 posts) -
@Slaker117 said:
Ryan's "WHAT. THE FUCK. ARE YOU. SAYING!!?" followed closely by "THAT'S NOT A WWOOOORRDDD!".
That reminds me of another exchange from the same Bombcast, cheating with 2, but who cares. 
"Now it's just like I'm not going to keep these videos around to show to people when they ask me what the internet is."  Jeff on shock site videos.
#35 Posted by Irvandus (2936 posts) -

Don't remember it exactly but something like...

"Yeah you want to remain friends with Skyrim but you want to fuck the shit out of Saints Row The Third"

-Vinny during the last GOTY podcast.

#36 Posted by themangalist (1756 posts) -
@Slaker117 said:
Ryan's "WHAT. THE FUCK. ARE YOU. SAYING!!?" followed closely by "THAT'S NOT A WWOOOORRDDD!".
@BrockNRolla said:

@Master_Funk said:

WE SAID DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE !! - Family Feud 2011 QL

This.

Ryan's scream voice is so insanely awesome that my eardrums explode and rebuild itself everytime he does it.
#37 Posted by ffdthree (198 posts) -

@IAmNotBatman said:

"I'M GONNA MAKE SWEET LOVE TO HIM FROM THE BACK" by Jeff

@RhombusOfTerror said:

"You should play Saints Row."

@Metal_Gear_Sunny said:

I love my job

I love my job

I love

Satan

Three favorites. Figured I'd just quote the people who quoted since they beat me to it.

#38 Posted by hbkdx12 (779 posts) -

Exzecutables - Will Smith, Bombcast 
 
followed up by... 

@Slaker117 said:

Ryan's "WHAT. THE FUCK. ARE YOU. SAYING!!?" followed closely by "THAT'S NOT A WWOOOORRDDD!".
#39 Posted by jehrco (37 posts) -

www.giantvinny.com seems about right.

#40 Posted by wumbo3000 (1025 posts) -

@RecSpec said:

"Sparky Whitmore just did a Tim Allen amount of cocaine, and he is now READY FOR THE FUCKING FEUD!!" -Ryan during the Family Feud 2012 Quick Look

LOL I almost forgot how funny that shit was.

#41 Posted by wafflez (529 posts) -
@Slaker117 said:
Ryan's "WHAT. THE FUCK. ARE YOU. SAYING!!?" followed closely by "THAT'S NOT A WWOOOORRDDD!".
#42 Posted by BabyChooChoo (4921 posts) -

I'm cheating here since this quote isn't from an actual GB staffer:

"i swear to God and I don't know why this is a thing....but when he shook my hand it felt like fire."

#43 Posted by IAmNotBatman (662 posts) -

@Metal_Gear_Sunny said:

I love my job

I love my job

I love

Satan

Where is this from? Would like to hear it for myself :)

#44 Posted by Owlhead (155 posts) -

@IAmNotBatman said:

@Metal_Gear_Sunny said:

I love my job

I love my job

I love

Satan

Where is this from? Would like to hear it for myself :)

The Cargo quick look.

Just about everything in that QL is my favorite.

#45 Posted by TheDudeOfGaming (6078 posts) -

-You, you got lucky Duke, you dodged a great end of your fucking bullet!
-And honestly Duke it's an honor to be nominated!
-Here's the thing Duke, it took guys who have literally killed civilians and smuggled weapons into Jordan to lose this award.
-It took actual war crimes?
The Crew, discussing which game should get the worst game of the year award.
Not a quote i guess, but i laughed to tears after hearing this bit.

#46 Posted by cooljammer00 (2107 posts) -

@HisDudeness said:

''Saints Row: The Third is the game to end all videogames''.

''I can't follow you down this path''.

Followed by Patrick's "Aghhhh! Plot Twist!"

#47 Posted by AlexanderSheen (5146 posts) -

"Shut the fuck up and have fun!" Jeff Gerstmann, Cargo QL

Online
#48 Posted by shrinerr (144 posts) -
#49 Posted by ProfessorEss (7538 posts) -

"Fuck you Santa! That's for giving me Quest 64 for my birthday!"

#50 Posted by AlexW00d (6496 posts) -

When Dave and Vinny are laughing their arses off and then they slowly realise they were laughing at a rape scene. Phantasmagoria Random PC Game. Might not be a quote, but it was pretty funny.