When did you first find out that Santa wasn't real? I first found out when I was 7 and I was talking to my mom about school about how this guy who thinks Santa isn't real, one thing led to another and I found out the sad truth.
When did you first find out that Santa wasn't real?
What Santa isn't real? Fuck you! Fuck you! SANTA'S REAL!!!! You can't tell me he isn't real it's like saying Jesus isn't real or my old buddy Satin. You sir are evil, EVIL!!! Just like Einstein and the Easter Bunny, you're all evil!
" Why would you question the JOLLY FAT MAN, HUH?! "Because he is actually THE SOURCE OF ALL MORTAL EVILS!!!
You stole my idea.
You bastard.
@SuperSecretAgenda said:
" Children should be allowed to believe in Santa. It's alot different when you run down the stairs/to the Christmas tree and see all the gifts the great and benevolent overlord Santa Claws gave to you then to know that it's just your parents. My parents actually broke the secret to me when I was going into middle school because I believed for so long. Speaking of which, I'd like to ask the others how they figured out the big secret? "
" Around the time I found out that wrestling was fake. :( "So Santa is wrestling? Get out of here, crazy man :P.
I don't know how old I was, but TV ruined it for me, IIRC. I'd watch sitcoms with my family and I heard a few jokes about Santa not existing. I'm sure it wasn't the first time, but when you get to be a certain age...
5 days after my 4th birthday.. (December 24th exact.. now count 5 days back and voila. My Birthday) right around the time where my uncle started with his usual christmas stories about how Santa goes around the world in no time.
That's when I thought to myself "That's dumb, and untrue"
And from that day I've known that he wasn't real.
But I never say it to any of the younglings now, it's fun for them so why ruin it for the little ones, right?
" i don't even remember, heh. I don't think I was sad, though.Same here one year I just let the dream go.
Santa is real, though. "
Yes. And wrestling is Santa." @Barrock said:
So Santa is wrestling? Get out of here, crazy man :P. "" Around the time I found out that wrestling was fake. :( "
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDvl0Fliabc
I'll not imbed because I don't want to get into trouble.
Even though I learned this long ago I still have that little feeling from when I was a kid and thinking on Christmas Eve "Man hes totally coming tonight" and I can't get to sleep, AND IM 18 GUYZ LIKE SERIOUSLY OK.
Hmmm, where have I seen that pose before...Oh, right. Only proves my point.
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