When the zombie apocalypse is here, what will you do?

I'm thinking about following a similar line to DEAD RISING. I'd camp in the shopping mall with a few survivors that I know and trust, (if I don't trust them they can kiss their face goodbye.) It's perfect, lots of food and entertainment and I could barricade entrances with heavy things etc.
 
I haven't really thought about it all too much but it seems feesable.

I would lock myself in some safe military base with food and stuff, and try to make a Power Armor! 
 
Something like this 
  

Be a zombie and eat your brains, I figure.

Throw records at them.

Head for a small uninhabited island with a few people some food and some farming and building supplies. The mall only seems cool till the food runs out or goes bad.

Get the crossaw, transform into Dante, turn on my soundtrack of kickass battle music, and start rekilling the undead.

Kill myself....

Make popcorn. Play some Peggle.

See if the zombiettes want to get it on.

Ask the zombies if they want to play some Left 4 dead over the LAN with me..
 
 
@CaptainObvious: 
 
Did YOU draw that pic??

Become a drifter a la RE:E Alice, but with other people so I don't become lonely. Or hungry, I suppose.

Shoot zombies in the head.

" Head for a small uninhabited island with a few people some food and some farming and building supplies. The mall only seems cool till the food runs out or goes bad. "

ether shot me self or run far far away....
i got a zombie phobia

Assemble a Zombie Team from friends and loved ones, and then pretend that I'm playing Resident Evil.

I'd probably be eating human flesh, and swarming the hideouts of survivors.

I would get some friends together (if they survived obviously) and try and get hold of some kind of weapon and hide out in a large building with access to food like a shopping centre. And if we got bored, probably venture outside and go Left 4 Dead style.

" @Metasin said:

" Head for a small uninhabited island with a few people some food and some farming and building supplies. The mall only seems cool till the food runs out or goes bad. "

That ideas all right, but what will you do when one of your fellow survivors inevitably turns out to be infected? "

" Throw records at them. "

make a thread about the zombie apocalypse

I'd call up my friends, then go to this little store close to my house that has all kinds of WWII inventory and weapons and some hunting rifles plus gear. 
After I geared up and got my friends + family, I would hike off into the mealy mountains with canned food and survive for as long as possible.

I'll hand out BJ's and HJ's to the undead as a way of welcoming our new zombie overlords.

Shotgun.

" make a thread about the zombie apocalypse "

Build a large fortress on an open cemetery.
 
People that read the Zombie Survival Guide will know why a cemetery is one of the safest places to be.

Attach chainsaws on my fathers tractors and drive until we run out of diesel.

I live in the middle of the countryside so I'd be okay for a while, I think we have shotgun somewhere and the tractor would make it pretty easy to move to a safer place.

Find an apartment building, destroy the stairs of the first floor, fill all bathtubs with water and stockpile all the food. From there, organize exploration parties, food runs and a means to send out SOS.
 
...I've read too much Max Brooks for my own good.

Play Muse's 'Plug in Baby on full load speakers, while playing air guitar (or plastic guitar if one is available) and rock all of zombie kind until they truly see me as their new god and become my zombie warriors of time and do my bidding.  
 
As you can see, I've thought this through. 

Make a forum thread here on Giantbomb.

Move to the North Pole. The zombies won't able to move because of the cold temperatures.

Go to the houses of everyone i hate and shotgun them in the face because i can just say they where zombies trying to eat me. 
 
I live in the country and my house is on top of a hill with nothing but open farming fields around it so i could just take my time putting up fences and farming around my house. Like they did with the *SPOILER walking dead comic  * Prison in the walking dead comic series.*ENDSPOILER*. Still i would probaly just end up getting eaten, or go bat shit crazy after the realization that i would never get to play a video game again, find ut what happens in next season of Dexter, or see any more of the giant bomb crew again. Then kill myself.

 
Ahh, finally time to complete all the games i never got round to playing. 
 
Maybe get someone to buy me a cornetto.

It's too cold for zombies in Canada.

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Eat people's brains. Not because I'm a zombie, mind. I've just always wanted to do it, and when in Rome...

"I'm thinking about following a similar line to DEAD RISING. I'd camp in the shopping mall with a few survivors that I know and trust, (if I don't trust them they can kiss their face goodbye.) It's perfect, lots of food and entertainment and I could barricade entrances with heavy things etc.  I haven't really thought about it all too much but it seems feesable."

Flee to the nearest Oil Rig.

I'd probably try to become the zombie leader if possible. if you cant beat em, join em!

Stay in a corner meleeing all those that come near me until they die. Duh...
 
Also, hunt for some peelz. 'Cos, ya know, ya better grab everything you can! 
 

" @crusader8463:  Heh, I was thinking of that comic too.  But the prison thing turned out to be a BAD idea! "

Go over to my friends house,  pick up any friends break into a pub and wait till it all blows over with a nice ice cool beer