#1 Edited by zameer (633 posts) -

I've been thinking about this for the past few hours, but I can't decide. They seem evenly matched, but I think OG Norm'd easily overpower Hardcore Dave with rage if he made a comment that could be construed as racist.   
I'm a few days away from graduation so I'll probably find more productive uses of my time soon.

OG NormHardcore Dave
      Here comes a new challenger!
 Incumbent Whiskey Media Champion
#2 Posted by Azteck (7416 posts) -

Hardcore Dave obviously. Have you seen that wife-beater? Holy moly!

#3 Edited by HitmanAgent47 (8553 posts) -

Hardcore dave, norm seems like he will do a lot of slapping, or weak slashing.

#4 Posted by AhmadMetallic (19303 posts) -
@zameer said:
I've been thinking about this for the past few hours
thinking about this for the past few hours
for the past few hours
#5 Posted by Jayross (2647 posts) -

HD, easily.

#6 Posted by FlamingHobo (4769 posts) -

Am I missing something... or does the OP have too much time on their hands?

#7 Posted by Kyreo (4683 posts) -

Hardcore Dave. Easy.

#8 Posted by Daveyo520 (7340 posts) -

Dave is hardcore man! He can't lose.

#9 Posted by GlenTennis (3266 posts) -

OG Norm or Tomonobu Itagaki? You decide.

#10 Posted by Vexxan (4624 posts) -

Hardcore Dave cannot be beaten.

#11 Posted by Gaff (2117 posts) -

OG Norm. Because he already stabbed people before it was cool.

#12 Posted by Animasta (14820 posts) -

Hardcore Dave!

#13 Posted by FourWude (2274 posts) -

Asian people like to make you believe they don't ALL know Kung Fu..... It's a lie. They do. 

Norm for me.

#14 Posted by Swoxx (3016 posts) -

Hipster Norm would take all

#15 Posted by RE_Player1 (7946 posts) -

In a fair fight Hardcore Dave for sure, dude is mad tough. In a fight with no rules... OG Norm. He will win at any cost.

#16 Posted by 71Ranchero (3166 posts) -

OG Norm would be much too busy remixing Linkin Park songs to fight Hardcore Dave.

#17 Posted by TehFlan (1954 posts) -

Hardcore Dave, and he wouldn't need the knife.

#18 Posted by dagas (3075 posts) -

Hardcore Dave looks like he beats people half to death on a daily basis and then rape them. He would't even bring a knife to a knife fight. It's either his fists or an AK, there is no middle ground for him. Norm looks like a wannabe gangsta' in comparison.

#19 Posted by Foil1212 (470 posts) -

OG Norm for sure.

#20 Posted by DougQuaid (1272 posts) -

Oh God! OG Norm?! That's pretty fucking terrible.

#21 Posted by Stonyman65 (3032 posts) -

Hardcore Dave.

#22 Posted by jorbear (2570 posts) -

It is called a wifebeater for a reason you know.

#23 Posted by EuanDewar (5148 posts) -

Baggy jeans do not maketh a man.

#24 Posted by TotalEklypse (982 posts) -

I would hope they would both stab each other. Then they both win.. or lose.  
I say win.

#25 Edited by NegativeCero (3090 posts) -

What the hell? Where did OG Norm come from and does this mean we are going to go through all of the Whiskey staffs younger photos? (I vote for Hardcore Dave). 
@GlenTennis: I can't unsee that now.

#26 Posted by IamNOTatalkingpony (268 posts) -

Hardcore Dave would lift OG Norm into the air and destroy him with a guttural roar. 

#27 Posted by JoeyRavn (5122 posts) -

Not a fair fight. Norm got his arm replaced by a fan. That's illegal and racist.

#28 Posted by Fattony12000 (7945 posts) -

Dave will choke a bitch.

#29 Posted by SSully (4660 posts) -

Hipster Norm did knife fights before they became mainstream, so he wins by default.

#30 Posted by CaptainTightPants (2830 posts) -

It's threads like these that remind me why I love Giantbomb.

#31 Posted by RandomInternetUser (6805 posts) -

Hardcore Dave, and this should be a poll.  He looks like he's shanked a few people in the streets in his time.

#32 Edited by zameer (633 posts) -
@Ahmad_Metallic: That's easily one of the most hilarious forum disses I've been on the receiving end of. I'm waiting for commencement, cut me some slack :(
@xobballox: I think I might have dropped the ball on that one. Although from the looks of it it seems that this fight would have too many variables and possible outcomes; a simple poll might not be able to capture all those possibilities.
#33 Posted by 71Ranchero (3166 posts) -
#34 Posted by crusader8463 (14744 posts) -

Whoever wins, we lose.

#35 Posted by Doctorchimp (4163 posts) -
@jorbear said:

It is called a wifebeater for a reason you know.

OG Norm does lady up his drinks...
The winner is clear.
#36 Posted by Redbullet685 (6198 posts) -

Hardcore Dave!

#37 Posted by W0lfbl1tzers (1789 posts) -
#38 Posted by zameer (633 posts) -
@Atramentous: I'm guessing that's what the HD in @HDJoey stands for.
#39 Posted by BadNews (605 posts) -

Hardcore Dave. I think Dave is the only one that was in a sports type thing in school. Probably more than Norm. Especially OG Norm.