You are in the finals of a "to the death" martial arts tournament. One opponent left before you win the prize and the heart of the love interest and Save the world. Which of the Giantbomb guys would you fight to the death? Why? how would that fight play out?
I would go for Brad because I know one major weakness; Dota. I point and scream Dota, he will be distracted and I know his wrist is weak from hours and hours of gaming so I could go straight for that.
I would not ever go against Jeff, he is much larger then me and has an extensive knowledge of Wrestling moves.
Edit: lol, other users are fair game as well I guess. In that case, @hamst3r, Im coming for you! You have been a hero here far too long, Ur Goin DOWWWN.