I like G. I wanted to expand on it, but since it's a poll I wasn't going to in that one box. I think infinite ammo, no reloads would do just fine againts everything. Plus, I wanted to add more aliens, but I couldn't think of any at the time. Oh yeah, the Crysis aliens. But eh, I wasn't going to add those.
" I haven't played Killzone, but everyone else on that list basically wants to kill us, so, the Combine. Then we'd just be oppressed. "Well according to the "lore" of Killzone. The Helghast aren't even the bad guys. They are actually the good guys. The guys you play as in Killzone are actually the bad guys.
So yeah. Helghast.
Well, the Covenant would probably just resort to orbital bombardment the same way they did with reach, so we would be fucked there, and I have no real desire to fight bug aliens who might infect me, so Zerg, Chimerans, and the locust are all out. That leaves the Helghast and the Combine. However, the Helghast don't take orders from alien overlords because they are basically just space nazis, sooo... they would probably be the least dangerous to live under. Probably the easiest to defeat as well. However, if Protoss was an option alone, I would pick that one. At least they have a sense of honor.
" Under Helghast rule we'd finally get universal health care. "Socialism FUCK YEAH!
Seriously though, I'm from the UK, we have free healthcare and it is great. When people like Glenn Beck use the word "Socialist" like "Dog Shit" it makes him look even more like a munter.
Helghast. If I managed to kill one I could steal one of those great uniforms. All the other ones on the list are pretty lacking in the fashion department, and if I'm going to be crushed under a relentless and vengeful alien boot, it damn well better be a nice boot.
I have to go with Zerg/Protoss.
Why? Because it increases my chances of getting my hands on a sexy Spacemarine Battlearmor. Because an alliance with the Protoss would be more than likely and I just know I've got the inherent ability of learing Psy powers from them!
Psyonic Seppli Space Marine Squad Deploy! Also, I'm already working on a space marine physique! I'm fucking ready! Bring it on!
Duder! Mad props for your Asari invasion plans. I'd be the first to defect to the Asari side!
"The Asari. They can invade the Earth anytime XD "
None of the above, however...
Free sex will conquer the planet Earth one day. Promiscuous women of earth will mark us all as fuck fodder with their trampstamps of absolute rulership.
For Eden! All you hot babes unite your powers of epic adultry! For Eden you shall fuck and suck and rule us all with your bleached bungholes!
Helghas since they might listen to diplomacy. I suppose the Protoss would be ok but the Zerg would most definitely be out. All of the others are absolutely horrific and would tear us (literally most of the time) apart. The Combine might only oppress but the nature of the oppression is so horrible (slow, steady extinction due to procreation not being allowed which even without the extinction is terrible) that I wouldn't want it to happen.