Who would you rather have invade earth if you had to choose?

#1 Posted by NTM (6481 posts) - 2 years, 8 months ago
#2 Posted by impalerXZ (85 posts) - 2 years, 8 months ago

Helghast, they aren't insanely OP and are fucking killable by people who aren't super soldiers.

#3 Posted by NTM (6481 posts) - 2 years, 8 months ago

I like G. I wanted to expand on it, but since it's a poll I wasn't going to in that one box. I think infinite ammo, no reloads would do just fine againts everything. Plus, I wanted to add more aliens, but I couldn't think of any at the time. Oh yeah, the Crysis aliens. But eh, I wasn't going to add those.
#4 Posted by NTM (6481 posts) - 2 years, 8 months ago
@impalerXZ:
True, I knew that'd be obvious. But whatever. Still.
#5 Posted by Yummylee (18307 posts) - 2 years, 8 months ago

Helghast. They're the most humane, and not to mention human. Although if Protoss where available as a separate choice without the Zerg I'd vote for them.

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#6 Posted by NTM (6481 posts) - 2 years, 8 months ago

OK! Exclude Helghast than.
#7 Posted by jakob187 (20760 posts) - 2 years, 8 months ago

Where the fuck are zombies on that list?

#8 Posted by Diamond (8634 posts) - 2 years, 8 months ago

Under Helghast rule we'd finally get universal health care.

#9 Posted by Raven10 (1212 posts) - 2 years, 8 months ago

Well if I could have a real life Grunt pet I'd go for the covenant, especially if he bled confetti.

#10 Edited by Jeust (9675 posts) - 2 years, 8 months ago

Protoss would be bad-ass!

#11 Edited by Spoonman671 (3802 posts) - 2 years, 8 months ago
@Diamond said:

" Under Helghast rule we'd finally get universal health care. "

Yeah, if you get sick the doctor will promptly treat you with a bullet in the skull.
#12 Posted by Yummylee (18307 posts) - 2 years, 8 months ago
@jakob187 said:
" Where the fuck are zombies on that list? "
It wouldn't technically be an invasion, though would it? 
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#13 Posted by Meteora (5786 posts) - 2 years, 8 months ago

Helghast. 
 
At least we can understand what the hell they're saying.

#14 Posted by Animasta (13005 posts) - 2 years, 8 months ago

haha I just realized I haven't played a single game with one of these people in it (well, I do have gears but never really played it) 
 
G I suppose.

#15 Posted by Bloodgraiv3 (2694 posts) - 2 years, 8 months ago

Id wan't the chimera. 
#16 Posted by ThePencil (382 posts) - 2 years, 8 months ago

 
 None of the above, however...  

Captain Kirks rule No.1: If you can sex it, dont shoot it

The Asari. They can invade the Earth anytime XD
#17 Posted by Three0neFive (2152 posts) - 2 years, 8 months ago

Goa'uld.

#18 Posted by EvilTwin (3321 posts) - 2 years, 8 months ago

I haven't played Killzone, but everyone else on that list basically wants to kill us, so, the Combine.  Then we'd just be oppressed.

#19 Posted by Zajtalan (1140 posts) - 2 years, 8 months ago

combine

#20 Posted by CL60 (16906 posts) - 2 years, 8 months ago
@EvilTwin said:
" I haven't played Killzone, but everyone else on that list basically wants to kill us, so, the Combine.  Then we'd just be oppressed. "
Well according to the "lore" of Killzone. The Helghast aren't even the bad guys. They are actually the good guys. The guys you play as in Killzone are actually the bad guys. 
 
So yeah. Helghast.
#21 Posted by Video_Game_King (29858 posts) - 2 years, 8 months ago

Me, duh!

#22 Posted by Yummylee (18307 posts) - 2 years, 8 months ago
@Video_Game_King said:
" Me, duh! "
So you're not currently on Earth now?...Who's your broadband provider???
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#23 Posted by Video_Game_King (29858 posts) - 2 years, 8 months ago
@Abyssfull: 
 
It doesn't translate well into English, but if I had to guess, it'd be "Super Internet Choker." Again, very hard to put into English.
#24 Edited by ArbitraryWater (9235 posts) - 2 years, 8 months ago

Well, the Covenant would probably just resort to orbital bombardment the same way they did with reach, so we would be fucked there, and I have no real desire to fight bug aliens who might infect me, so Zerg, Chimerans, and the locust are all out. That leaves the Helghast and the Combine. However, the Helghast don't take orders from alien overlords because they are basically just space nazis, sooo... they would probably be the least dangerous to live under. Probably the easiest to defeat as well. However, if Protoss was an option alone, I would pick that one. At least they have a sense of honor.

#25 Posted by Slax (832 posts) - 2 years, 8 months ago

My Life For Auir?

#26 Posted by TheGreatGuero (9086 posts) - 2 years, 8 months ago

Whichever one is weakest.

#27 Posted by mrfizzy (1419 posts) - 2 years, 8 months ago

Helghast, if you know the background there more or less human. 

#28 Posted by HitmanAgent47 (8577 posts) - 2 years, 8 months ago

Helghast because it would be the coolest thing ever. You wouldn't care if they killed everyone because it's so cool.

#29 Posted by valrog (3670 posts) - 2 years, 8 months ago

Helghast.

#30 Posted by ReapersPuppy (468 posts) - 2 years, 8 months ago

haha G! those suckers would be goooinn dowwn! taaa dow!! XD
#31 Posted by napalmtrees (76 posts) - 2 years, 8 months ago

"and it was impossible for the aliens to touch" is probably the best stipulation I have ever seen.

#32 Posted by Kohe321 (3512 posts) - 2 years, 8 months ago

Ziltoid The Omniscient.

#33 Posted by zudthespud (3229 posts) - 2 years, 8 months ago
@Diamond said:
" Under Helghast rule we'd finally get universal health care. "
Socialism FUCK YEAH! 
 
Seriously though, I'm from the UK, we have free healthcare and it is great. When people like Glenn Beck use the word "Socialist" like "Dog Shit" it makes him look even more like a munter.
#34 Posted by Make_Me_Mad (2741 posts) - 2 years, 8 months ago

Helghast.  If I managed to kill one I could steal one of those great uniforms.  All the other ones on the list are pretty lacking in the fashion department, and if I'm going to be crushed under a relentless and vengeful alien boot, it damn well better be a nice boot.

#35 Edited by Seppli (7877 posts) - 2 years, 8 months ago

I have to go with Zerg/Protoss.
 
Why? Because it increases my chances of getting my hands on a sexy Spacemarine Battlearmor. Because an alliance with the Protoss would be more than likely and I just know I've got the inherent ability of learing Psy powers from them!
 
Psyonic Seppli Space Marine Squad Deploy! Also, I'm already working on a space marine physique! I'm fucking ready! Bring it on!

#36 Posted by foggel (2762 posts) - 2 years, 8 months ago

G I guess. Since we are guaranteed untouchable.

#37 Edited by Seppli (7877 posts) - 2 years, 8 months ago
@ThePencil said:

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 None of the above, however...  

Captain Kirks rule No.1: If you can sex it, dont shoot it
The Asari. They can invade the Earth anytime XD "
Duder! Mad props for your Asari invasion plans. I'd be the first to defect to the Asari side!
 
Free sex will conquer the planet Earth one day. Promiscuous women of earth will mark us all as fuck fodder with their trampstamps of absolute rulership.
 
For Eden! All you hot babes unite your powers of epic adultry! For Eden you shall fuck and suck and rule us all with your bleached bungholes!
#38 Posted by evanbrau (1158 posts) - 2 years, 8 months ago

Helghas since they might listen to diplomacy. I suppose the Protoss would be ok but the Zerg would most definitely be out. All of the others are absolutely horrific and would tear us (literally most of the time) apart. The Combine might only oppress but the nature of the oppression is so horrible (slow, steady extinction due to procreation not being allowed which even without the extinction is terrible) that I wouldn't want it to happen.

#39 Posted by Goly (843 posts) - 2 years, 8 months ago

G. is the obvious answer.

#40 Posted by RiotBananas (3600 posts) - 2 years, 8 months ago
@napalmtrees said:
" "and it was impossible for the aliens to touch" is probably the best stipulation I have ever seen. "
#41 Posted by TaliciaDragonsong (8671 posts) - 2 years, 8 months ago

Covenant.
 
I mean, if they invade there's a chance I can get my hands on a beamsword, my neighbour is beginning to irritate me...

#42 Posted by BraveToaster (12588 posts) - 2 years, 8 months ago
@ThePencil said:
"  
 None of the above, however...  
Captain Kirks rule No.1: If you can sex it, dont shoot it
The Asari. They can invade the Earth anytime XD "
This
#43 Posted by Soapy86 (2468 posts) - 2 years, 8 months ago

Covenant. If we adopt their religion, maybe they'll incorporate us into their hierarchy.

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