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Poll: Why isn't Matt Rorie called Chat Rorie? (279 votes)

yes 71%
no 29%
#1 Edited by Three0neFive (2286 posts) -

please

#2 Posted by MB (11963 posts) -

tralse

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#3 Posted by GalacticPunt (1020 posts) -

His Apple-loving evil twin is named Mac Rorie.

#4 Posted by bigjeffrey (4768 posts) -

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#5 Posted by Rorie (2676 posts) -

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#6 Posted by Reisz (1459 posts) -

@mb said:

tralse

Because his primary role at Giantbomb is senior Pup wrangler.

#7 Posted by Demoskinos (14559 posts) -

Because, Alpha Protocol.

#8 Posted by Green_Incarnate (1788 posts) -
#9 Posted by FinalDasa (1488 posts) -

Because he is the Boss of Bosses.

Duh.

#10 Edited by TheHT (10871 posts) -

Chatt. Two tees.

#11 Posted by TruthTellah (8517 posts) -

Because... uh...

uh...

Dammit.

#12 Posted by Hunter5024 (5535 posts) -

More like Phat Rorie.

#13 Edited by RonGalaxy (2867 posts) -

Uhh, you didnt ask a yes or no question

#14 Edited by Sanj (2352 posts) -

What about BRRAT Rorie?

#15 Posted by Vuud (1943 posts) -

Splatt Rorie?

#16 Posted by dudeglove (7684 posts) -

ABOUT FUCKING TIME

#17 Posted by JJWeatherman (14557 posts) -

FURRR-ST DOWN!

Also, yes. Chatthew Rorie. His parents called it.

#18 Posted by ShadowConqueror (3050 posts) -

No.

#19 Posted by forteexe21 (295 posts) -

You're a chat.

#20 Edited by Abendlaender (2757 posts) -

MORE LIKE FAT BORIE(NG) AMIRIGHT?

#21 Edited by Winternet (8002 posts) -

Because he was called Boss of Bosses once and now see where we ended up.

#22 Posted by JoeyRavn (4948 posts) -

Why don't we call him maybe?

#23 Posted by Danteveli (1160 posts) -

nah

#24 Posted by Gaymer (22 posts) -

Math Rorie^ipi=-1

#25 Posted by AlexanderSheen (4928 posts) -

Internet Rorie or Internet Matt or Intermatt. These are my contributions to this thread.

#26 Posted by RazielCuts (2923 posts) -

@rorie: That's one ugly puppy.

#27 Posted by Snail (8578 posts) -

Chatt Rorie, two t's.

#28 Edited by hacksword (41 posts) -

Matt "The White Nightmare" Rorie already has a nickname.

#29 Edited by BeachThunder (11687 posts) -

In a parallel universe, his name is Catt Rorie.

#30 Edited by Drebin_893 (2899 posts) -

THAT IS A GOOD QUESTION INTERNET MAN

#31 Posted by Vuud (1943 posts) -

I think we should refer to him as Dat Rorie!!

the two exclamation marks are essential.

#32 Edited by Maajin (1052 posts) -

I vote for Mutt Rorie.

#33 Edited by Humanity (8800 posts) -

and so on that day..

CHAT RORIE was born..

#34 Posted by zombiepenguin9 (529 posts) -

Matte Rorie.

#35 Edited by Deadmanforking (569 posts) -

Chat Rorie is Matt Rories evil twin brother!

CHAT RORIE

#36 Posted by Tom_omb (331 posts) -

Because his parents lacked foresight.

#37 Edited by Metal_Mills (2980 posts) -

Might as well go all in and make it Chat Roarie.

#38 Posted by Buneroid (428 posts) -

He is now.