• 61 results
  • 1
  • 2
Edited 1 year, 5 months ago

Poll: Will you play the Xbox One naked? (384 votes)

Yes! I'm going to have nudist parties! 23%
No! I'm too prude to be nude! 6%
I'm always naked! 28%
I'm always dressed! 17%
Show me the answers! 26%

Will you play naked in front of Kinect?

#1 Posted by Jams (2965 posts) -

Should I need not apply if I don't plan on ever getting Xboned?

#2 Edited by SpaceInsomniac (3885 posts) -

I can honestly say that I will never play the Xbox One naked. I also don't have any plans on playing it while clothed.

#3 Posted by SaFt (385 posts) -

I don't casually sit around naked in my home, so it won't be a problem.

#4 Edited by Hailinel (25203 posts) -

Not in the nude.

Not with my clothes.

Not in a house.

Not with a mouse.

I would not play it here or there.

I would not play it anywhere.

I would not play games on Xbox One.

I do not like it, Microsoft.

#5 Posted by Vuud (2035 posts) -

i want to broadcast my body's radiant glory to all the world and any civilizations beyond. so sure.

#6 Posted by enoxseven (3 posts) -

Yes...

#7 Posted by falserelic (5480 posts) -

But the kinect will be watching you, and learn your darkest dirty little secrets.

#8 Edited by Daneian (1251 posts) -

Hopefully it can tell me what this lump is.

Also, it will always assume i'm playing baseball. <wink, wink,>

#9 Posted by Demoskinos (15110 posts) -

I'm always naked under these clothes.

#10 Posted by travellinman (23 posts) -

i noticed a good jump in my KDR on MW2 whilst playing naked.. i can only assume that skill will translate seamlessly to Titanfall.. so absolutely..

Oh, i'm sorry.. where are manners.. my apologies..

OH HELL NO, i ain't buyin' no game $y$tem from Micro$oft..they only care about money and TVs

#11 Edited by NekuSakuraba (7241 posts) -

I'm only going to buy an Xbox One if they make it a requirement to play naked. That's how serious I am about nakedness.

#12 Edited by mosespippy (4379 posts) -

Had to vote show me the answers since there wasn't an option for I won't play an Xbox One.

#13 Posted by DeeGee (2144 posts) -

If I was to buy an Xbox One, then sure, I'd probably play it naked at some point.

#14 Edited by pyromagnestir (4337 posts) -

Now that I know it will be watching me? Hell yeah.

Xbox, do you like what you see?

Xbox, tell me what you want me to do next.

Oh, you so dirty, Xbox. I love it.

#15 Posted by Tireyo (6451 posts) -

Looks like more people want to be naked than not.

#16 Edited by musclerider (591 posts) -

Almost exclusively.

#17 Posted by Village_Guy (2658 posts) -

Hell yeah!

#18 Edited by GorillaMoPena (2285 posts) -

It's how I play Uno.

#19 Posted by Humanity (9871 posts) -

Considering I've never played any console naked or watched TV naked I won't be playing the XBO naked either.

Online
#20 Edited by Rafaelfc (1417 posts) -

If it results in market research that leads Microsoft to develop a form of DRM where the console will stop working if you are clothed, then yeah.

#21 Posted by jiggajoe14 (797 posts) -

Nudist parties!

#22 Posted by Cheesebob (1246 posts) -

I'm going to use my penis to control the second analogue stick

#23 Edited by dudeglove (8157 posts) -

It's the Xbone so duh.

#24 Posted by JJWeatherman (14564 posts) -

Now that I know it will be watching me? Hell yeah.

Xbox, do you like what you see?

Xbox, tell me what you want me to do next.

Oh, you so dirty, Xbox. I love it.

Oh god, are you this guy?

#25 Posted by OGinOR (325 posts) -

I'm from Portland, where we organize naked bike rides (literally hundreds of naked riders), frequent natural hot springs, and where we once had an economy based primarily on lumber and prostitution. Of course I'll be playing my Xbox One naked!

#26 Posted by ThePickle (4190 posts) -

I won't be playing an Xbox One.

#27 Edited by Dot (163 posts) -

Wait, people haven't already been doing this?

#28 Edited by JamesJeux007 (496 posts) -

Now that I know you can have the Kinect always on, always.

#29 Posted by Warfare (1641 posts) -

I won't be playing an Xbox One.

This.

#30 Posted by ToTheNines (788 posts) -

I'd be at my friends place, so no. I won't own one.

#31 Edited by FunkasaurasRex (847 posts) -

I'm going to buy a PS4 and never wear clothes while playing games. Take that M$.

#32 Posted by Reisz (1522 posts) -

i noticed a good jump in my KDR on MW2 whilst playing naked.. i can only assume that skill will translate seamlessly to Titanfall.. so absolutely..

That's weird, my FPS performance is always better while standing, maybe I should strip down too.

#33 Posted by Lowfyr (21 posts) -

I'm going to buy a PS4 and never wear clothes while playing games. Take that M$.

Same for me, I don't like being watched by MS and US gov while playing videogames without clothes.

#34 Edited by MooseyMcMan (11454 posts) -

Probably not.

#35 Posted by Souleks (12 posts) -

Well seeing as it won't be doing anything with what it captures probably,

If it does then it has to pay for a private show.

#36 Posted by Levio (1785 posts) -

Only a person with something to hide would wear clothes in front of their kinect.

#37 Edited by big_jon (5775 posts) -

I'm naked right now.

#38 Posted by EXTomar (4922 posts) -

Why is no one asking "Will you play XBox One in your crappy ugly everyday clothes?"

#39 Posted by Legion_ (1496 posts) -

Why the fuck not?

#40 Edited by isomeri (1389 posts) -

I will, but I'm not sure how I can explain the Kinect to women visiting the residence. "No it's just a videogame camera, trust me."

#41 Edited by AiurFlux (902 posts) -

I'm always naked. Always.

Always.

#42 Posted by Zeik (2670 posts) -

I read this as "will you buy the Xbox One naked" at first, and now I'm a little disappointed that wasn't the actual question.

Online
#43 Posted by Jeust (10823 posts) -

@isomeri said:

I will, but I'm not sure how I can explain the Kinect to women visiting the residence. "No it's just a videogame camera, trust me."

ahah that's going to be awkward!

#44 Edited by benpicko (2012 posts) -

Always

#45 Edited by EvilNiGHTS (1093 posts) -

I don't think I've played a [video] game naked since Wipeout 2097, and I can't really explain why I did that either.

#46 Posted by mazik765 (2316 posts) -

You can play video games clothed?

#47 Posted by supermonkey122 (859 posts) -

@mazik765 said:

You can play video games clothed?

#48 Posted by EquitasInvictus (2041 posts) -

@hailinel: The end result of that would be you trying the Xbox One and liking it.

Dr. Seuss is now rolling in his grave, look what you've done!

#50 Posted by pyromagnestir (4337 posts) -

@pyromagnestir said:

Now that I know it will be watching me? Hell yeah.

Xbox, do you like what you see?

Xbox, tell me what you want me to do next.

Oh, you so dirty, Xbox. I love it.

Oh god, are you this guy?

Hey, I don't go sending pictures of my junk to just random people. My Xbox and I have a consensual relationship. It knows what it's getting itself into. It agreed to this.