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Poll: Will you play the Xbox One naked? (385 votes)

Yes! I'm going to have nudist parties! 23%
No! I'm too prude to be nude! 6%
I'm always naked! 28%
I'm always dressed! 17%
Show me the answers! 26%

Will you play naked in front of Kinect?

#1 Posted by Jams (3043 posts) -

Should I need not apply if I don't plan on ever getting Xboned?

#2 Edited by SpaceInsomniac (4203 posts) -

I can honestly say that I will never play the Xbox One naked. I also don't have any plans on playing it while clothed.

#3 Posted by SaFt (412 posts) -

I don't casually sit around naked in my home, so it won't be a problem.

#4 Edited by Hailinel (25787 posts) -

Not in the nude.

Not with my clothes.

Not in a house.

Not with a mouse.

I would not play it here or there.

I would not play it anywhere.

I would not play games on Xbox One.

I do not like it, Microsoft.

#5 Posted by Vuud (2052 posts) -

i want to broadcast my body's radiant glory to all the world and any civilizations beyond. so sure.

#6 Posted by enoxseven (5 posts) -

Yes...

#7 Posted by falserelic (5721 posts) -

But the kinect will be watching you, and learn your darkest dirty little secrets.

#8 Edited by Daneian (1306 posts) -

Hopefully it can tell me what this lump is.

Also, it will always assume i'm playing baseball. <wink, wink,>

#9 Posted by Demoskinos (16183 posts) -

I'm always naked under these clothes.

#10 Posted by travellinman (26 posts) -

i noticed a good jump in my KDR on MW2 whilst playing naked.. i can only assume that skill will translate seamlessly to Titanfall.. so absolutely..

Oh, i'm sorry.. where are manners.. my apologies..

OH HELL NO, i ain't buyin' no game $y$tem from Micro$oft..they only care about money and TVs

#11 Edited by NekuSakuraba (7784 posts) -

I'm only going to buy an Xbox One if they make it a requirement to play naked. That's how serious I am about nakedness.

#12 Edited by mosespippy (4746 posts) -

Had to vote show me the answers since there wasn't an option for I won't play an Xbox One.

#13 Posted by DeeGee (2170 posts) -

If I was to buy an Xbox One, then sure, I'd probably play it naked at some point.

#14 Edited by pyromagnestir (4380 posts) -

Now that I know it will be watching me? Hell yeah.

Xbox, do you like what you see?

Xbox, tell me what you want me to do next.

Oh, you so dirty, Xbox. I love it.

#15 Posted by Tireyo (6712 posts) -

Looks like more people want to be naked than not.

#16 Edited by musclerider (633 posts) -

Almost exclusively.

#17 Posted by Village_Guy (2754 posts) -

Hell yeah!

#18 Edited by GorillaMoPena (2609 posts) -

It's how I play Uno.

#19 Posted by Humanity (11365 posts) -

Considering I've never played any console naked or watched TV naked I won't be playing the XBO naked either.

#20 Edited by Rafaelfc (1761 posts) -

If it results in market research that leads Microsoft to develop a form of DRM where the console will stop working if you are clothed, then yeah.

#21 Posted by jiggajoe14 (1019 posts) -

Nudist parties!

#22 Posted by Cheesebob (1285 posts) -

I'm going to use my penis to control the second analogue stick

#23 Edited by dudeglove (9100 posts) -

It's the Xbone so duh.

#24 Posted by JJWeatherman (14793 posts) -

Now that I know it will be watching me? Hell yeah.

Xbox, do you like what you see?

Xbox, tell me what you want me to do next.

Oh, you so dirty, Xbox. I love it.

Oh god, are you this guy?

#25 Posted by OGinOR (331 posts) -

I'm from Portland, where we organize naked bike rides (literally hundreds of naked riders), frequent natural hot springs, and where we once had an economy based primarily on lumber and prostitution. Of course I'll be playing my Xbox One naked!

#26 Posted by ThePickle (4266 posts) -

I won't be playing an Xbox One.

#27 Edited by Dot (164 posts) -

Wait, people haven't already been doing this?

#28 Edited by JamesJeux007 (556 posts) -

Now that I know you can have the Kinect always on, always.

#29 Posted by Warfare (1671 posts) -

I won't be playing an Xbox One.

This.

#30 Posted by ToTheNines (979 posts) -

I'd be at my friends place, so no. I won't own one.

#31 Edited by FunkasaurasRex (855 posts) -

I'm going to buy a PS4 and never wear clothes while playing games. Take that M$.

#32 Posted by Reisz (1604 posts) -

i noticed a good jump in my KDR on MW2 whilst playing naked.. i can only assume that skill will translate seamlessly to Titanfall.. so absolutely..

That's weird, my FPS performance is always better while standing, maybe I should strip down too.

#33 Posted by Lowfyr (22 posts) -

I'm going to buy a PS4 and never wear clothes while playing games. Take that M$.

Same for me, I don't like being watched by MS and US gov while playing videogames without clothes.

#34 Edited by MooseyMcMan (11930 posts) -

Probably not.

#35 Posted by Souleks (13 posts) -

Well seeing as it won't be doing anything with what it captures probably,

If it does then it has to pay for a private show.

#36 Posted by Levio (1798 posts) -

Only a person with something to hide would wear clothes in front of their kinect.

#37 Edited by big_jon (6117 posts) -

I'm naked right now.

#38 Posted by EXTomar (5024 posts) -

Why is no one asking "Will you play XBox One in your crappy ugly everyday clothes?"

#39 Posted by Legion_ (1663 posts) -

Why the fuck not?

#40 Edited by isomeri (1718 posts) -

I will, but I'm not sure how I can explain the Kinect to women visiting the residence. "No it's just a videogame camera, trust me."

#41 Edited by AiurFlux (921 posts) -

I'm always naked. Always.

Always.

#42 Posted by Zeik (3122 posts) -

I read this as "will you buy the Xbox One naked" at first, and now I'm a little disappointed that wasn't the actual question.

#43 Posted by Jeust (11373 posts) -

@isomeri said:

I will, but I'm not sure how I can explain the Kinect to women visiting the residence. "No it's just a videogame camera, trust me."

ahah that's going to be awkward!

#44 Edited by benpicko (2016 posts) -

Always

#45 Edited by EvilNiGHTS (1169 posts) -

I don't think I've played a [video] game naked since Wipeout 2097, and I can't really explain why I did that either.

#46 Posted by mazik765 (2331 posts) -

You can play video games clothed?

#47 Posted by supermonkey122 (1011 posts) -

@mazik765 said:

You can play video games clothed?

#48 Posted by EquitasInvictus (2067 posts) -

@hailinel: The end result of that would be you trying the Xbox One and liking it.

Dr. Seuss is now rolling in his grave, look what you've done!

#50 Posted by pyromagnestir (4380 posts) -

@pyromagnestir said:

Now that I know it will be watching me? Hell yeah.

Xbox, do you like what you see?

Xbox, tell me what you want me to do next.

Oh, you so dirty, Xbox. I love it.

Oh god, are you this guy?

Hey, I don't go sending pictures of my junk to just random people. My Xbox and I have a consensual relationship. It knows what it's getting itself into. It agreed to this.