Worst looking hair in a video game?

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#1  Edited By Serker

For me every time i see Liu Kang in MK v DC I'm unhappy. In general hair usually looks OK in games but a few are just terrible. All of the Mass Effect hair outside of shaved head, buzz cut, or way short hair looked plastic and stupid. If you can think of anything worse feel free to speak up. JRPG hair is ridiculous too... no denying it.


Also, Rufus.
Also, Rufus.




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#2  Edited By LiquidPrince

JRPG hair is never ridiculous because I have friends who can actually make their hairstyles like Cloud and others and it looks badass in person.


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#3  Edited By Pibo47
LiquidPrince said:
"JRPG hair is never ridiculous because I have friends who can actually make their hairstyles like Cloud and others and it looks badass in person.


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You friends are complete fucking losers.
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#4  Edited By keyhunter

Yeah, I don't like koreans, let alone Koreans with wax in their hair.

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#5  Edited By Mandaray

Mass Effect hairstyles are pretty bad...as is Alyx's hair from Half-Life 2. (Despite the rest of her being quite cool)

That said, I still say the award for Worst Looking Hair still belongs to that dude from Indigo Prophecy. No, not the main character; that annoying red-headed, green shirt wearing dumbass who hits you up for money as soon as you enter the police station. (His name escapes me. Probably because I go into neural overload every time I see him.) Seriously, here you are, minding your own business, walking to your office in the hopes of catching this horrible murderer, and them out of nowhere WHAM! Bad Hair Attack. It's not pretty.

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#6  Edited By Mandaray

Mass Effect hairstyles are pretty bad...as is Alyx's hair from Half-Life 2. (Despite the rest of her being quite cool)

That said, I still say the award for Worst Looking Hair still belongs to that dude from Indigo Prophecy. No, not the main character; that annoying red-headed, green shirt wearing dumbass who hits you up for money as soon as you enter the police station. (His name escapes me. Probably because I go into neural overload every time I see him.) Seriously, here you are, minding your own business, walking to your office in the hopes of catching this horrible murderer, and them out of nowhere WHAM! Bad Hair Attack. It's not pretty.

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#7  Edited By Sticky_Pennies

The fan from Oblivion.

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#8  Edited By MasturbatingBear

worst hair id have to say goes to all girls from doax2. The hair flows not in strands, but thick ribbons. For every girl. It looks really bad. Especially with kokoro.

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#9  Edited By LiquidPrince
Pibo47 said:
"LiquidPrince said:
"JRPG hair is never ridiculous because I have friends who can actually make their hairstyles like Cloud and others and it looks badass in person."
You friends are complete fucking losers.
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Yeah, whatever buddy. At least I have friends outside the internet.

keyhunter said:
"Yeah, I don't like koreans, let alone Koreans with wax in their hair.
"

Racism sucks you know, and said friends aren't all Korean. I have a variety of them from different origins...


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Mass Effect hair looked like it was plastic molds glued to the character's heads.

Loved the game, but god damn it the hair was bad.
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#11  Edited By PowerSerj
Pibo47 said:
You friends are complete fucking losers."
Why are you such a douchebag?

@LiquidPrince, I'm totally envious of your friends btw. I've always wanted to rock some badass anime-esque haircut.
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#12  Edited By Mandaray
LordXavierBritish said:
"Mass Effect hair looked like it was plastic molds glued to the character's heads.

Loved the game, but god damn it the hair was bad.
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To say nothing of all the weird outfits they were wearing. "Futuristic" fashion at it's best. (Worst?)

The fact that everybody's hands are all stiff and held like they're mannequins kind of bothered me, too. Especially during the debriefings.
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#13  Edited By AndrewGaspar

Fallout 3's hair styles

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#14  Edited By ZombieHunterOG
AndrewGaspar said:
"Fallout 3's hair styles
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alot of those ones are cool....

i love rocking the chairman cheng 
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#15  Edited By c1337us
AnimZero said:
"The fan from Oblivion."
Yes. Everything about that guy was annoying. Even his hair. I just wanted to kill him so bad. Good call.
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#16  Edited By breadfan

Any character in any JRPG game

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#17  Edited By WasteBasket

I just want to say modeling ones hair of a video game is not alright, you hair should be modeled after people on magazines and on MTV. Also Anime, and JRPG hair is often considered by many to be retarded I know breaking new ground every day.

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#18  Edited By Serker

the blonde hershey's kiss atop the fan's head in oblivion was unnerving, and the waster hairstyle in Fallout 3 was unbeleivable. I could not believe it.

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#19  Edited By SmugDarkLoser

Any hair > shaved marine heads
Seriously...

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#20  Edited By ZombiePie

Indigo Prophecy had this orange headed abomination, but other than that hair done poorly usually looks like plastic.

Also you have to realize that hair is one of the hardest things to animate realistically. Animating hair can take up a lot of development time, hence why a lot of characters are bald.

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I love Everquest 2, but the hair looks like plastic, and it needs an update bad.

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#22  Edited By destro
LiquidPrince said:
keyhunter said:
"Yeah, I don't like koreans, let alone Koreans with wax in their hair.
"

Racism sucks you know, and said friends aren't all Korean. I have a variety of them from different origins...


He wasn't being racists. He just doesn't like Koreans and I can see where he's coming from. Some of them are weird as hell.
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#23  Edited By JohnDudebro
c1337us said:
"AnimZero said:
"The fan from Oblivion."
Yes. Everything about that guy was annoying. Even his hair. I just wanted to kill him so bad. Good call.
"
Yeah, but I think you were supposed to want to kill him.
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SmugDarkLoser said:
"Any hair > shaved marine heads
Seriously..."

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#25  Edited By The_Dude
TeflonBilly said:
"SmugDarkLoser said:
"Any hair > shaved marine heads
Seriously..."

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You don't think it makes sense for a soldier to have a buzz cut?
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I want a soldier with a Flock Of Seagulls haircut

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#27  Edited By Pibo47
LiquidPrince said:
"Pibo47 said:
"LiquidPrince said:
"JRPG hair is never ridiculous because I have friends who can actually make their hairstyles like Cloud and others and it looks badass in person."
You friends are complete fucking losers.
"

Yeah, whatever buddy. At least I have friends outside the internet.

keyhunter said:
"Yeah, I don't like koreans, let alone Koreans with wax in their hair.
"

Racism sucks you know, and said friends aren't all Korean. I have a variety of them from different origins...


"
All of my "friends" i meet outside of the internet, but the real difference between my friends and your friends is that my friends dont dress like videogame characters. Because that would be really weird...really really really weird.
And yes racism sucks. Alot. But i do i one thing to say about people who are Korean. HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS ARE GOOD AT STAR CRAFT!!!
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#28  Edited By BiG_Weasel
Pibo47 said:
"LiquidPrince said:
"Pibo47 said:
"LiquidPrince said:
"JRPG hair is never ridiculous because I have friends who can actually make their hairstyles like Cloud and others and it looks badass in person."
You friends are complete fucking losers.
"

Yeah, whatever buddy. At least I have friends outside the internet.

keyhunter said:
"Yeah, I don't like koreans, let alone Koreans with wax in their hair.
"

Racism sucks you know, and said friends aren't all Korean. I have a variety of them from different origins...


"
All of my "friends" i meet outside of the internet, but the real difference between my friends and your friends is that my friends dont dress like videogame characters. Because that would be really weird...really really really weird.
And yes racism sucks. Alot. But i do i one thing to say about people who are Korean. HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS ARE GOOD AT STAR CRAFT!!!
"
Are you saying other races aren't good at  StarCraft? That's racism, buddy! HAHA

But back to the subject of hair, "The Fan" from Oblivion was horrible, but I still say any JRPG/Cosplay hairstyle's got it beat down. It's like it's some sort of feminine, neo-emo, girly-man look. Makes you look like a total pussy.
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#29  Edited By penguindust

Worst style? Lars Alexandersson as seen below in the next Tekken game.  But for something that just seemed noticeably inconsistent with the overall graphical quality of the rest of the game, so that it became a distraction, I'd say Nariko from Heavenly Sword.

This is my natural color, little man!
This is my natural color, little man!
Mmm...bedhead
Mmm...bedhead

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Look at my architecturally aesthetic 'do goddamn.
Look at my architecturally aesthetic 'do goddamn.

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#31  Edited By Pibo47
BiG_Weasel said:
"Pibo47 said:
"LiquidPrince said:
"Pibo47 said:
"LiquidPrince said:
"JRPG hair is never ridiculous because I have friends who can actually make their hairstyles like Cloud and others and it looks badass in person."
You friends are complete fucking losers.
"

Yeah, whatever buddy. At least I have friends outside the internet.

keyhunter said:
"Yeah, I don't like koreans, let alone Koreans with wax in their hair.
"

Racism sucks you know, and said friends aren't all Korean. I have a variety of them from different origins...


"
All of my "friends" i meet outside of the internet, but the real difference between my friends and your friends is that my friends dont dress like videogame characters. Because that would be really weird...really really really weird.
And yes racism sucks. Alot. But i do i one thing to say about people who are Korean. HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS ARE GOOD AT STAR CRAFT!!!
"
Are you saying other races aren't good at  StarCraft? That's racism, buddy! HAHA

But back to the subject of hair, "The Fan" from Oblivion was horrible, but I still say any JRPG/Cosplay hairstyle's got it beat down. It's like it's some sort of feminine, neo-emo, girly-man look. Makes you look like a total pussy.
"
Yeah. Let me tell you about those blacks. They cant play starcraft for shit.
(joking)
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#32  Edited By Mandaray
atejas said:
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Look at my architecturally aesthetic 'do goddamn.
Look at my architecturally aesthetic 'do goddamn.

"


Haha, I forgot about Seymour...
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#33  Edited By BiG_Weasel
Pibo47 said:
"BiG_Weasel said:
"Pibo47 said:
"LiquidPrince said:
"Pibo47 said:
"LiquidPrince said:
"JRPG hair is never ridiculous because I have friends who can actually make their hairstyles like Cloud and others and it looks badass in person."
You friends are complete fucking losers.
"

Yeah, whatever buddy. At least I have friends outside the internet.

keyhunter said:
"Yeah, I don't like koreans, let alone Koreans with wax in their hair.
"

Racism sucks you know, and said friends aren't all Korean. I have a variety of them from different origins...


"
All of my "friends" i meet outside of the internet, but the real difference between my friends and your friends is that my friends dont dress like videogame characters. Because that would be really weird...really really really weird.
And yes racism sucks. Alot. But i do i one thing to say about people who are Korean. HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS ARE GOOD AT STAR CRAFT!!!
"
Are you saying other races aren't good at  StarCraft? That's racism, buddy! HAHA

But back to the subject of hair, "The Fan" from Oblivion was horrible, but I still say any JRPG/Cosplay hairstyle's got it beat down. It's like it's some sort of feminine, neo-emo, girly-man look. Makes you look like a total pussy.
"
Yeah. Let me tell you about those blacks. They cant play starcraft for shit.
(joking)
"
Damn, that had me laughing my ass off.  
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#34  Edited By penguindust
Pibo47 said:
Yeah. Let me tell you about those blacks. They cant play starcraft for shit.
(joking)
He's a bad mother -- Shut yo mouth! -- I'm just talking 'bout Akuma -- I can dig it
He's a bad mother -- Shut yo mouth! -- I'm just talking 'bout Akuma -- I can dig it

But they do like the Street Fighter, it seems...and check out the hair. (also, joking!)  I think this qualifies as "bad hair" for the topic.










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#35  Edited By insanegamer
atejas said:
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Look at my architecturally aesthetic 'do goddamn.
Look at my architecturally aesthetic 'do goddamn.

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yeah totally.
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#36  Edited By gla55jAw

Yeah Seymour, what an asshat.

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#37  Edited By Pibo47
PenguinDust said:
"Pibo47 said:
Yeah. Let me tell you about those blacks. They cant play starcraft for shit.
(joking)
He's a bad mother -- Shut yo mouth! -- I'm just talking 'bout Akuma -- I can dig it
He's a bad mother -- Shut yo mouth! -- I'm just talking 'bout Akuma -- I can dig it

But they do like the Street Fighter, it seems...and check out the hair. (also, joking!)  I think this qualifies as "bad hair" for the topic.










"
That is one bad mother fucker.