Worst Thing You've Yelled at a Video Game

I noticed that when I play games for a long time, I'll start to just stop noticing what I say. Turns out I say some pretty profane stuff when I'm trying to find that damn last collectible or get killed the upteenth time by a boss. So what's the worst thing you've caught yourself yelling at a video game and why?

I yelled 'You fucking cum-guzzling whore' at an ogre in GoW3.

It's not usually particularly profane things for me (Though i have had my share of "Dirty pig-fucker!"s), It's usually that I grab onto a phrase and repeat it every time i get frustrated. I usually don't notice until i complete what i was trying to do or someone points it out to me.

FUCK U, U FUCKIN PIECE OF SHIT, ROTT IN HELL, DAMMIT I DONT BELIEVE IN HELL, WELL... HAVE A SLOW AND PAINFUL DETH U M0THER FUCKER, GO DIE. FUCKIN COCK FACED CAPITALISTIC B1TCH KILLING ASS EATER.
 
 
that was super mario 3 on one of the last levels

For somebody with tourrets, I sometimes get even quieter when a game really pisses me off until I break and throw a controller. But spewing non-offensive things doesn't ever scratch the itch, so I end up saying throwing around all kinds of racial slurs since they're the taboo words of today's society (I mean christfucker I can't even type them in this forum box in a rhetorical/anecdotal manner without even getting banned). Also a lot of blasphemy carried over from childhood back when cursing god was offensive.
 
I also tend to lock onto a single phrase when something is really kicking my ass. But I think it's cause I'm trying to get past the same part over and over again, so my brain doesn't try to do things differently since I'm already set in my method. But once I get past it my language variety returns to normal now that I can think freely.

Before I say this...please don't ban me MODs... and this was during an online game where I was just yelling, at no specific person mind you. 
 
 
 
You know what? It's best I not say.

The worst I ever got was trying to beat Halo 3 on legendary with my brother. We both blamed each other for dying and yelled awful things to each other. We then got in a fight. Went to sleep, woke up, started playing again and we laughed the whole way through.

The N word, the C word that means the same as the N word, the W word that means the same as the N word and also the P word but only in Britain, and the G word which means none of these things.

every profanity to ever exist during street fighter, dead or alive and ninja gaiden sessions. 

YOU COCK SUCKING MOTHER FUCKER!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! 
 
I just couldn't beat that boss...

I used to really enjoy playing Halo 3 only for yelling at people.  I don't even really like Halo; just agitating 13 year-olds.  So I guess I yelled this specifically at a person, rather than the game, but it's amusing either way.
 
Some person had the gamertag of cowboy187, and when he killed me I yelled into my headset, "What the @#$%, cowboy187?  How gay can you be?  Why don't you just go back to MAN-TANA and @#$% a dude?"
 
Not one of my better moments, I have since grown as a person.

Hmm, I can't remember it well, but from what I can piece together, it went something like this: "YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE A WOMAN! WOMEN DON'T HAVE PENISES! GET OUT, RIGHT NOW!!!".....I drank hard back then.

I'm usually nice to people, but I called a spawn camper a "Fucking Lord of Cock" once.

you are a jerk

Huge Persona 4 spoiler, you've been warned, but one time I said... 
 

When I get mad, I start to string insults together in a manner resembling French vulgarity.  The words fucking and Goddamn can be sprinkled throughout.
 
But generally, when a game frustrates me, my irritation manifests either as incredulity or bitter sarcasm.  Which means either
 
"What the fuck is the matter with you?!  Why would you do that?!  You're ruining everything with this fucking shit!  How can you possibly expect- it's like you don't even CARE!" 
 
or 

"Oh.  Good.  Great.  GREAT!  Fucking, that's- yeah.  Alright.  Awesome.  Hrnnnn!"
 
I can't think I've yelled at a game for anything that isn't difficulty related.  No, I think I've made loud exasperated sighs when during to X through pointless JRPG dialogue.

" Hmm, I can't remember it well, but from what I can piece together, it went something like this: "YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE A WOMAN! WOMEN DON'T HAVE PENISES! GET OUT, RIGHT NOW!!!".....I drank hard back then. "

I have probably said some horrible things but nothing is as good as a well pronounced  "Son of a bitch!!!"

Just a second ago I was playing Ocarina of Time (yes I still haven't beaten it, Twilight Princess is ten times better in my opinion), I was at the end of the Shadow Temple, but ran out of Arrows against Bongo Bongo, and ended up dying, so I had to go through the whole section with the blades and stuff again. Possibly one of the worst sections of any game ever, Jesus. I don't mind the Water Temple, the Shadow Temple is the one that deserves to die.  
 
Anyway, I kept calling the blades and spider "motherfuckers, "bitches" and other things I am ashamed to have said, so won't type here. Let's just say I pulled a Vinny.  
 
I also might have broken the Z button on one of my controllers :(

Can't recall the game, but it was fairly recent. 
 
"GOD.... (2 seconds go by) COCK!"  *after a look from the GF*  "That's right, God Cock!"

Fuck, shit, titty, dick, donkey, sack, eat, ass, rape, lick, die, horse, bitch, cunt, motherfucker, rot, pork, mouth, sperm, rip, fat, raw, choke, vomit,  and the various synonyms for what's already listed. 
 
Arrange to taste.

When I get mad, I just say f*ck and throw my controller in the air. If it hits something, all well, but sometimes I catch it and try again. I try to not let the game beat me.

One thing i noticed is that I never yell during multi player. I only ever get angry at games while I'm playing single player.

" you are a jerk "

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" you are a jerk "

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I yelled " FUCK YOU! YOUR NOT REAL!" to alot of games

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i aim to please "

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" you are a jerk "

I lol'd "

i aim to please "

Ypu give me pleasure... O.o "

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" you are a jerk "

I lol'd "

i aim to please "

Ypu give me pleasure... O.o "

its because im so experienced.  "

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" you are a jerk "

I lol'd "

i aim to please "

Ypu give me pleasure... O.o "

its because im so experienced.  "

and I am three times past a virg....er... uh, because your levels are amazing "  

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" you are a jerk "

I lol'd "

i aim to please "

Ypu give me pleasure... O.o "

its because im so experienced.  "

and I am three times past a virg....er... uh, because your levels are amazing "  

the magic touch "

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" you are a jerk "

I lol'd "

i aim to please "

Ypu give me pleasure... O.o "

its because im so experienced.  "

and I am three times past a virg....er... uh, because your levels are amazing "  

the magic touch "

in the wrong places, tehehe "

at the right moment

MOTHERCHRISTING PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT MOTHEROFFUCKING HOLY FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK FUCK YOUR GODDAMN!!...it goes on from there, but I think you get the idea.

I caught myself a few months ago when I screamed; "Fuck you; I want to play WoW!" 
 
It's been about three years since I played... 
 
But I usually just say something along the lines of  "Jesus Fucking Christ" or "I'm going to tear off this game's fucking head and shit down it's god-damn throat!". As you can see, it's nothing too profane.

did you idiots even bother to play this bull sh*t, what kind of idiot thinks this is fun, what the hell were you thinking you moron! i want to kill you game developers then go back in time and kill you parents so you were never born but i want to make sure i get the pleasure of offing you first you bastard.- FFXIII battle for vanille's summon i cant remember its name. i was nearly frothing at the mouth.

As one guy mentioned earlier, I like to find one phrase and latch on to it. Recently it's been just a really loud drawn out Fuck, but one of my favorites is Cock biting bastard.

" did you idiots even bother to play this bull sh*t, what kind of idiot thinks this is fun, what the hell were you thinking you moron! i want to kill you game developers then go back in time and kill you parents so you were never born but i want to make sure i get the pleasure of offing you first you bastard.- FFXIII battle for vanille's summon i cant remember its name. i was nearly frothing at the mouth. "

I think the worst thing I've ever shouted at a game was an F-bomb or two and various incoherent sounds of frustration mixed with blind rage.

I called my Xbox 360 a cunt. I almost never use that word. 

Pretty simple: F you you piece of S. (I hope you enjoyed the unnecessary censorship. F-bomb incoming!)

I'm not one for mincing words. I just tend to scream ''FUCK!'' with varying degrees of volume depending on how pissed I am.

I have never yelled at a game, anyone who does is a fucking mental patient.  
 
I have a brother who does this constantly "HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DODGE AND RPG YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT HELICOPTER BASTARD !!!!!! AARRGGHHHH FUCK YOU!!!!!" *throws controller at wall, punches television, overturns table*  Not an exaggeration. No, really. :(  (Doesn't even factor into the discussion that, a goddamned RPG doesn't have a guidance system, it's got to be stupid difficult to hit a real helicopter with an RPG so...)
 
Curse under my breath sure, get frustrated/annoyed sure but the most i'll ever do is mutter at a regular voice level "Humph, that's bollocks" or "How the fuck did that happen? What was that shit" (usually in WoW when i'm sometimes forced to do PvP from time to time) but shout or break shit, fuck no, those people are literally insane. 
 
I often get shouted at because apparently I laugh too loudly when listening to podcasts or watching comedy shows/movies, but hey, maybe that's just to hide my inner sadness :P

i dont usually scream much but this....this was a "special" occasion.
 
i believe it was along the lines of: FUCK YOU YOU DONKEY DICK EATING MOTHER FUCKING CUM NUGGET! YOU SHITTY BITCH ROTTON ASSHOLE! GO TO FUCKING HELL BEFORE I SHOVE MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASSHOLE YOU GO TO HELL!
 
that was the only time i've screamed like that at a video game. F'ing SSBB...

what!?? thats about it.