#1 Posted by Pandabearparade (1 posts) -

While trekking through the himalayas you find an all-knowing guru playing Fallout 3. He informs you that you can ask him one question about gaming past, present, or future and he will tell you the truth.

What question would you ask?

#2 Posted by killacam (1284 posts) -

where is the triforce in OoT?

#3 Posted by Video_Game_King (36272 posts) -

Go ahead. Ask away.

#4 Posted by mandude (2669 posts) -

Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?

#5 Posted by Morrow (1829 posts) -

@mandude said:

Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?

LOL, I had to think of this one too :D

I'd ask when the hell FF Versus comes out.

#6 Posted by TaliciaDragonsong (8698 posts) -
@Video_Game_King said:

Go ahead. Ask away.

There can be only one.
#7 Posted by Imsorrymsjackson (855 posts) -

Is that game you are playing any good? Looks a bit buggy to me.

#8 Posted by Video_Game_King (36272 posts) -

@TaliciaDragonsong said:

@Video_Game_King said:

Go ahead. Ask away.

There can be only one.

Is this a challenge?

#9 Posted by RPGee (759 posts) -

Is Fallout 3 art?

He would know, after all.

#10 Posted by TaliciaDragonsong (8698 posts) -
@Video_Game_King said:

@TaliciaDragonsong said:

@Video_Game_King said:

Go ahead. Ask away.

There can be only one.

Is this a challenge?

Nah, just supporting the rightful king, I don't like guru's.
#11 Posted by Video_Game_King (36272 posts) -
#12 Edited by c0l0nelp0c0rn1 (1807 posts) -

@Video_Game_King: You're not a cool king, nobody elected you. Divine right my left behind. Your blog about Mega Man Zero and Chester Cheeta was alright.

Anyway, I'd probably ask him the best way to solve a really challenging puzzle without looking up a walkthrough.

#13 Posted by EuanDewar (4885 posts) -

"Hey guru why you so dead???" then I throw him off a fuckin mountain

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#14 Posted by Video_Game_King (36272 posts) -

@c0l0nelp0c0rn1:

I never said that I was elected, nor did I claim that I inherited the throne by divine right. Given the utter lack of religious tradition in most Lunarian societies, it wouldn't make a lot of sense.

#15 Posted by FluxWaveZ (19325 posts) -

"When is Persona 5 coming out in North America?"

#16 Posted by ShaggE (6415 posts) -

"Mr. Caffeine. Supwidat?"

#17 Posted by OldGuy (1546 posts) -

Solve the Cosmic Cube and get the Grandmaster ending. I'll watch.

#18 Edited by GunstarRed (5115 posts) -

I'd ask him if video games are art.

fuck, no... I'd ask what was more powerful The Mega Drive or the SNES.

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#19 Posted by Hunter5024 (5612 posts) -

@FluxWaveZ said:

"When is Persona 5 coming out in North America?"

#20 Posted by Symptomz (130 posts) -

How does Mario's world function with constantly scrolling worlds?

#21 Posted by RainbowCarnage (97 posts) -

Whats the deal with Echo the Dolphin?

#22 Posted by poperamone (78 posts) -

what would the world be like if dreamcast had succeeded?

#23 Posted by avidwriter (667 posts) -

When will CoD finally die a horrible death and bring down Activision into bloody bankruptcy?

#24 Posted by Animasta (14669 posts) -

why would a gaming guru play fallout 3? surely he'd want to play a good game.

#25 Posted by believer258 (11785 posts) -

What's that behind you? *sneak attack, steal all possessions*

#26 Posted by Ace829 (2083 posts) -

Half-Life 2: Episode 3... WHEN?

#27 Edited by pyromagnestir (4291 posts) -

"Guru, what are the names of everyone who has ever played Rapelay? I'm compiling a list for the FBI. And if they don't do nothing I'll take matters into my own hands."

Coincidentally this is also the concept of a screenplay I'm working on.

@Video_Game_King said:

@TaliciaDragonsong said:

@Video_Game_King said:

Go ahead. Ask away.

There can be only one.

Is this a challenge?

#28 Posted by NegativeCero (2994 posts) -

Will Titan actually change the MMO market as WoW did, or is it too much pressure for Blizzard to take that on?

#29 Posted by Daiphyer (1333 posts) -

Are games art?

#30 Posted by HadesTimes (804 posts) -

Hopefully the game guru knows about business too. I would ask why game companies seem to have no market awareness. And if they do have market awareness where are the fruits from that.

#31 Posted by PrivateIronTFU (3874 posts) -

Why are you so sad?

#32 Posted by Musou (381 posts) -

I'd ask him to explain in a detailed but comprehensive way the plot of Pathologic, seeing I'll never play that and can't find a good synopsis/summary to that.

#33 Posted by sub_o (881 posts) -

When will FFVersus 13 coming out. Also Last Guardian.

#34 Edited by DillonWerner (1526 posts) -

What does Gordon sound like?

Edit:

Or when does Half Life: 3 come out?

Edit again.

Or what does Tali/Master Chief look like without their mask.

FUCK

#35 Posted by SexyToad (2760 posts) -

Where does Tom nook go at night?

#36 Posted by NlGHTCRAWLER (1215 posts) -

What's the meaning of Scooby Doo: Cyber Chase....

It's deeper than it appears, I just can't figure it out. Tell me all-knowing one.