Samuel L “motherfuken”
Cause he is sick of these Mother Lovin snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!
My Imaginary friend is better than your Imaginary friend!
My best mate, and Guns, Lots of Guns.
The Iron Man suit, cause that is fucking badass,
Richard Branson
Dude’s a British Billionaire a good guy and likes to sit on top of hot air Balloons! How is that not badass.
The threat,
Army of Lady GaGa clones attempt to take over the world by shit “fashion” and hory music.
The clones resemble stripper Zombies, shambling not running, and there are millions of the fuckers.
How we save the world,
is in command, just shouting at these mothafuka’s
My mate is playing his Guitar and singing to boost morale,
God, I mean my imaginary friend is watching from above, above what I don’t know.
Branson is on top of his air balloon using his vast influence to ward off the attackers and studying them for ways to stop the horrible sounds it calls “Music”
And I am flying in the suit just fucking around, looking badass.
We are deemed heroes, and I get to ward off supermodels,
What? Fuck off this is my fantasy, Scarlett Johansson will fall for me just you wait,
Fuckers.
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