Your favorite personal synthetic assistant ?

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#2  Edited By xyzygy

Toss up between Legion and Dog, but I'd have to go with Legion. 
 
He has a freaking Sniper RIfle man! Plus, he has the coolest voice and his "personality", if you can call it that, is awesome.

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#3  Edited By Fudgeblood

Bender, fuck yeah!
 
He's the only reason I watch the show.

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#4  Edited By Jadeskye

Cortana. i like jen taylor's voice and she's pleasing in tone and appearance.

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#5  Edited By spacetrucking
@xyzygy: I see your sniper rifle and raise you HK's heavy assault gun. Meatbag.
 
Look Legion is awesome and all but he can't make quotes like this: 

 Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and fewer would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose, against statistically long odds.    

And if you think about it too much, Legion is pretty much HK-47 with a drier sense of humor. 
 
@jadeskye: She has no physical presence though. If you start counting AI programs, we get GLADOS,HAL-9000, EDI, all the Matrix Characters, fucking Skynet etc etc.
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#6  Edited By ahoodedfigure

Bishop.  That guy had serious dedication, even when busted up.

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#7  Edited By xyzygy
@Killjoi: I just like Legion because he's more interesting to me and I like the universe of ME more than Star Wars... so, I like talking to Legion and find him fascinating. Even now thinking about Legion makes me want to play Mass Effect 2 again which I probably will tomorrow. I do agree that HK47 is cool, but it's been so long since I played KOTOR that I honestly forget most of his lines.
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#8  Edited By natetodamax

C3PO for the win

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#9  Edited By c1337us

Gonna go with Bishop. Robot Lance Henrikson FTW!

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#10  Edited By PureRok

I don't like robots, so I wouldn't have one.

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#12  Edited By gamer_152  Moderator

Bender's almost definitely the funniest robot I've seen and there's something about Dog I really like as well, but I'm going with Cortana; her intellect, manner, pleasant voice and door-hacking skills are something to behold.

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#14  Edited By Tally_Pants
@Fudgeblood:
You don't hear me not complaining!
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#15  Edited By guiseppe

HK-47 is my personal choice of tool. God damned meatbags!

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#17  Edited By sarahsdad

If I knew that it would be a 6 or an 8 I would choose Cylon, but otherwise I'd go with Bishop.

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#18  Edited By penguindust

Bender (Bending Unit 22) Rodriguez is my choice.  I've heard someone sing "Bender is great".   I'm not exactly sure who, but I'm sure its comes from a reliable source.