Zombies attack in one hour

Scenario : You are outside your house and you have one person with you (you MUST know them) there are dead bodies all over you suspect there are no other survivors in your state/providence. What you would do in that one hour and who you would bring?  For me Im taking my girl and heading right to a sportsmans to grab guns n ammo then there is a costco right across so Im stopping there next. Costco has no windows (its a warehouse) and heavy gates at the entrances and tons of food. So i just hold out there and pray for the military to come and clean things up.
 
Class of Zombies: these are the slow moving zombies with quick lunge to grab you. Normal human strength. Where they lack in speed they make up with the amount of them
 
Discuss now hurry!!! only one hour!!!

Nobody wants to survive??

spend an hour tweeting... including my death?

I'd bring my army buddy and we'd shoot zombies.  We've already made plans for zombie attacks.

I wouldn't be outside in the first place. If there are bodies everywhere, then I would have heard people screaming for their lives before they were devoured

go out to the shed and find my stash of swords

" I'd bring my army buddy and we'd shoot zombies.  We've already made plans for zombie attacks. "

Hey, this is a really stupid scenario. Bye.

I'd use this hour to acquire a gun and fire it upon myself. 

Go to my worktable and strap a dildo to my chainsaw.  Bonus PP.

Like OP I would hoof it to a Cosco. Maybe start killing off the other surviors in there one by one so I can survive longer with the food in storage. Prolly bring my game collection with me so I can play of SSF4 or MW2 with other people held up places. Maybe ask them for help.

I have a friend who is insanely good at Left 4 Dead. I'm pretty awesome too.  We just beat the last of the campaigns on Expert Bleed-out today.  So I'd bring him and we'd rush to the nearest saferoom like we've been having to do all week in order to beat those campaigns.

I would stake out at a liquor store and get really drunk, zombie bites don't hurt as bad when your drunk.

Really? Zombies? And for once, not the stupid running ones? (the only good running "Zombie" would be a not-yet-dead infected host who rages out due to fever of the virus, so they're technically not even a zombie yet)

...I could write a fucking essay on what I'd do.

Too tired to though. Suffice to say: Survive. At any cost.

Order some of those ridiculous knives from cold steel.  "The boot knife never  goes out of style!"

This is a really dumb scenario(not to mention scenario was spelt wrong)
 
Should keep in mind most people(not just you) would head for Costco, a big warehouse is probably the worst place you could go, more people means more errors means you're a fine meal.
 
Bye.

Call Frank West.
 
He has covered wars, y'know.

Masturbate in the open, that'll teach 'em.

Live in a harbor town, there had damn well still be a boat in port.

alright, knowing it's my friend Alec with me, we'd go to my uncles house, take his truck, we'd go to his brother in laws, take all of the guns in there (he has 5+ assault rifles), go to Home Depot, grab stuff, grab as many loved ones as we can, we caravan, go to Costco, barricade, close gates, barricade indoors, live with whatever we can, and constantly set up "HELP US" and SOS devices on the roof, waiting for rescue. 
 
we're going to barricade the shit out of that costco

I dont care what anyone says but COSTCO is ALWAYS a good idea haha

 @Sackmanjones:  I would tape / tie down anything sharp or pointy to a car and go driving to the local wallmart supercenter to pick up some guns and ammo, and to finally smash that damb security glass at the electronics section and steal all the cool games that i have missed out on, and I would bring my Dad, Bro, and Uncle. So they can see all of the cool kills that you can cause with produce.

" Nobody wants to survive?? "

LIke I've said in similar threads, I'd take a boat out to an oil rig, bring enough survival equipment to last a while, food and whatnot. Occasionally mission out to coscos to raid them. I'd need a heli though. And skills. 

I'd make them listen to Justin Bieber. It seems that everyone without a brain likes him, and thus I would have my own army of zombies, as I can control them with Bieber.

" @Fripplebubby: Why not, they can't get to me. Costco is inprenitrable. I'll be worried once they know how to weild weapons or work there mind around a door. "

Wow, I still don't get it. Even in the last zombie thread I said this. 
 
 
Why would you run? Zombies have great personalities :D

Hi-jack a cruise ship and set sail to Hawaii.

Considering I live in a pretty remote location, have guns, ammunition, and a healthy store of both medical and nutritional supplies (I live two hours from the nearest human being), I'd probably just sit in my basement and watch Zombie Endurance Run all day.  
 
Eventually, I imagine, I'll probably set up a perimeter around my house with left over chain-link fencing from the last time I helped my friend build a steel cage (He's an idiot). I think I'd be pretty safe where I am, honestly. If the wild life (bears, cougars, wolves) don't kill the zombies first and they somehow manage to get to my door, buckshot would take good care of them. 
 
In essence? I've really got nothing to worry about.

Steal guns and heavy duty construction vehicle, run over zombies. DONE

I am pretty much guaranteed to be amongst the already-dead/soon-to-be-zombified/18-30 crowd: I'd stick by my kids and family until the end.

So, uh, have fun shooting at my re-animated corpse, I guess...

I'd follow the Zombie Survival Guide to the T. I already have a weapons cache and food and water stored for it.

Id do like Bill Murray in Zombieland, and wear the zombie make up. That seemed to work just fine - well until he got shot that is

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I would stake out at a liquor store and get really drunk, zombie bites don't hurt as bad when your drunk.

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1. Fill out any container I have with fresh water from the tap. Fucking fill the bathtub. Water will shut off soon.
2. Go the supermarket and stack up on canned goods and other no perishables.
3. Grab my family and move everything that's worth it to the third floor of my house.
4. Destroy all the stairs, literally destroy them.
 
Hold it out. :)