I'm not gay, I just like Street Fighter.

Topic started by lordofultima on June 20, 2009. Last post by RsistncE 5 months ago.
Post by lordofultima (2,159 posts) See mini bio
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Two girls call up my house acting silly and are cruising down Gratiot, and invite me to just chill (I assume cruise down Gratiot some more). I'm like nah in 20 minutes I have to go to the store, I'll hit you up when I get back. But really what was I doing...I was watching a live stream for Devastation, in other words Street Fighter IV matches. What the hell is wrong with me?!

To make matters worse, the stream ended soon after, so I feel like a dope. I couldn't even tell them what I was actually doing. What would they have said if I was like NOPE BITCHES CAN'T, WATCHING STREET FIGHTER.


Post by Fr0Br0 (2,584 posts) See mini bio

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Whenever I'm playing while my friend is online, he sends me a message titled "Lol GAYfighter" and inside the message itself says "Haha I made you lose your match."

I did lose the match :(


Post by BiffMcBlumpkin (2,467 posts) See mini bio

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I still think you're gay.



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I watched the Devastation Stream for WAY to long today.


Post by PureRok (3,082 posts) See mini bio
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I would have told them that I was too busy having a hobby.


Post by ROBdaMOB (110 posts) See mini bio

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i feel ya
ive done the same



Post by Ossi (779 posts) See mini bio
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Invite them over for drinks, trick them into playing SF4 with you. Then rape their asses with your mad Akuma skillz. Then after their defeat stare at them wide-eyed open mouth and go OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BITCH! ( while slightly shaking your head left to right during the "oooo" part ).

Enjoy that mental picture.


Post by HairyMike87 (248 posts) See mini bio
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Just tell them that you are doing some research.


Post by cc23574 (621 posts) See mini bio

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Cough *Gay* Cough


Post by zityz (628 posts) See mini bio
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Guys chilling= On a couch playing some mulitplayer having some beers laughing having a good time.
Girls chilling= On the couch....doing nothing but being on the couch talking about shit they COULD be doing and how bored they are...but don't do anything about it.May involve backround music.


Post by LiquidPrince (6,856 posts) See mini bio
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No Ultima. Girl over games man. You shoulda called them and been like change of plans, and then dashed over.


Post by TheGreatGuero (3,030 posts) See mini bio
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Not to cross the line here, but I felt the game's intro and main menu music was a bit too gay for me. It totally didn't fit the kind of Street Fighter I grew up with. Anyway, the manly thing to do would have been to invite them over and show them your mad skills with that stud Zangief.


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@choffy21 said:
" @zityz said:
"May involve backround music. "
And it's most likely Brittany Spears or Lady GaGa some something else horrible and stupid
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Gender generalization fail.

Also, loltima, Street Fighter obsession fail.


Post by choffy21 (954 posts) See mini bio
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@BiffMcBlumpkin said:
"I still think you're gay."
That makes two of us


Post by Agnogenic (1,054 posts) See mini bio
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@TheGreatGuero said:
" Not to cross the line here, but I felt the game's intro and main menu music was a bit too gay for me. It totally didn't fit the kind of Street Fighter I grew up with. Anyway, the manly thing to do would have been to invite them over and show them your mad skills with that stud Zangief. "
"I'm been waiting for this moment all my life. It's my destiny!"


Post by Tru3_Blu3 (501 posts) See mini bio
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@zityz said:
" Guys chilling= On a couch playing some mulitplayer having some beers laughing having a good time.Girls chilling= On the couch....doing nothing but being on the couch talking about shit they COULD be doing and how bored they are...but don't do anything about it.May involve backround music. "
Quite sexist for you to say such things. Not all females are like that.


Post by lordofultima (2,159 posts) See mini bio
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To be honest they play Street Fighter to begin with, I probably could have invited them over so I could whoop their ass. Damn. I mean in Street Fighter. These are not average girls, I don't hang with those other kinds. But yeah I get the gay thing all the time so I've expected as much from a community like Giantbomb. (jkjkjk lol)


Post by Ashuku (38 posts) See mini bio
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I miss when you made blogs that weren't you orgasaming over SFIV.


Post by The_A_Drain (3,216 posts) See mini bio
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Street Fighter >>> Bitches.


Post by MB (6,003 posts) See mini bio
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@lordofultima: I'm pretty sure that two guys having a swordfight in your mouth would be less gay than what you did.


Post by Meptron (427 posts) See mini bio
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Stupid, but not gay, Unless... the real reason you were watching the matches was because you were transfixed by The 'Gief's muscular body glistening in sweat as he sticks his opponent between his legs and........ I wrote more but I decided to delete it and stop there. For the good of the Giant Bomb community.

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@Ossi: lol


Post by Eric_Buck (361 posts) See mini bio

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So in your life. SFIV>Girls... um....... see ya!


Post by JamesF (591 posts) See mini bio
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Probably gay.


Post by lordofultima (2,159 posts) See mini bio
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@Eric_Buck: I'm going to assume you're a woman and offended that I like Street Fighter.


Post by Eric_Buck (361 posts) See mini bio

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No man I'm just joking... sorry...


Post by JonnyAvacado (100 posts) See mini bio
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Nah you're not Gay bro, just really really obsessed with Street Fighter.  The broads are a must brother!


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They probably would've said, "Oh, we can play." You would've pointed out that they're not gamers, and they would've replied with, "We're totally gamers. We'll even bring our own controllers so we can all play at the same time!"


Post by RHCPfan24 (6,379 posts) See mini bio
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@lordofultima: How about you bring your girls over and see if they can play. Who knows, they might've whooped your ass.

 @MB said:
" @lordofultima: I'm pretty sure that two guys having a swordfight in your mouth would be less gay than what you did. "
Hahaha.



Post by Emilio (1,468 posts) See mini bio
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Dude, just call them up right now and be like "hey sorry about the other day, do you two want to hang out?".
I know it sounds really really difficult to do, but trust me man... it works!


Post by Unjust (39 posts) See mini bio
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Dude! Next time you better go!