#1 Edited by Zornack (186 posts) -

I was optimistic about Gone Home. I didn't know much about the game when I booted it up but what I had seen looked promising. That being said, Gone Home fails to deliver on some key promises, and I believe the developers should be held accountable.

For the record, here's what Fullbright has to say about their game

Color me surprised when I started the game and was greeted by this

And then there's this

And what am I supposed to believe this is, a painting?

Let's take another look at how Fullbright describes Gone Home

I can't open any of these doors. Not a single one. I'm sick and tired of game developers lying about their products and I'm not about to make an exception just because Fullbright is a small indie studio.

#2 Edited by MildMolasses (3211 posts) -

This is a joke, right? Please let this be a joke

#3 Posted by rebgav (1429 posts) -

There is STILL no facepalm emote on this site.

#4 Edited by ripelivejam (3453 posts) -

you have to prestige first

#5 Edited by EXTomar (4442 posts) -

You just haven't found the garage door opener yet.

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#6 Edited by The_Laughing_Man (13629 posts) -

Did you try the Konami code?

#7 Edited by ModernAlkemie (357 posts) -

You should ask for your money back. That's what I did after I saw The NeverEnding Story.

#8 Posted by Hailinel (23659 posts) -

And I just met my facepalm quota for the day. You do realize you're not meant to leave the house, right?

#9 Posted by JasonR86 (9577 posts) -

Their description seems pretty dead on.

#10 Edited by OneKillWonder_ (1689 posts) -

No, they aren't. You do, in fact, go home. And that's good enough for me.

#11 Posted by jimmyfenix (3800 posts) -

No one has said it yet so. Lol

#12 Posted by DeeGee (2113 posts) -

This is a great parody of the entitlement of gamers these days.

Bravo.

#13 Posted by cutyoface (539 posts) -

This is great.

#14 Posted by Oni (2094 posts) -

Brilliant satire, ace+/10

#15 Edited by AlexanderSheen (4901 posts) -

I want to believe this guy is serious. That would be so much better.

#16 Edited by GERALTITUDE (2855 posts) -

Community Spotlight this zombiepie, for sure.

S class parodic criticism at its best.

#17 Edited by ShaggE (6285 posts) -

Well played, sir.

Can't wait for the first, serious, long rant about why you're wrong.

#18 Edited by RawknRo11a (549 posts) -

this thread made me smile. thanks

#19 Posted by buft (3300 posts) -

You should ask for your money back. That's what I did after I saw The NeverEnding Story.

this is the correct answer

#20 Posted by rebgav (1429 posts) -

I want to believe this guy is serious. That would be so much better.

He can't be...

...but you're right.

#21 Posted by Grixxel (762 posts) -

I think you have a good case. Start up a petition, you have my signature.

#22 Edited by TooWalrus (13127 posts) -

You have my sword.

#23 Edited by BaneFireLord (2906 posts) -

I think he's got more of a case here than the guys who sent angry letters to the Better Business Bureau about ME3's ending, to be honest.

#24 Edited by audioBusting (1458 posts) -

And this is why the word "any" is the most hated word in mathematics. (i.e. any is not equivalent to every or all.)

#25 Edited by psylah (2161 posts) -

I WAS LED TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE GHOSTS IN THIS GAME

#26 Posted by benpicko (1978 posts) -

@psylah said:

I WAS LED TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE GHOSTS IN THIS GAME

This is what I thought the thread would be about

#27 Edited by Hailinel (23659 posts) -

@psylah said:

I WAS LED TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE GHOSTS IN THIS GAME

How do you know there aren't?

The game's executable is haunted.

You have cursed yourself by running it.

There is no escape.

#28 Edited by leebmx (2198 posts) -

This thread is fantastic...the way that the internet makes it impossible to tell if someone is being sarcastic or not just makes it even funnier.

#29 Posted by themangalist (1716 posts) -

@leebmx said:

This thread is fantastic...the way that the internet makes it impossible to tell if someone is being sarcastic or not just makes it even funnier.

my thoughts as well.

#30 Posted by Dagbiker (6938 posts) -

I WAS LED TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE GHOSTS IN THIS GAME

#31 Edited by Dark (360 posts) -

I was led to believe this was a ghost game, then just as I felt ripped off I noticed something ... I grew as a person. I GREW AS A PERSON MAN!!!!

/sarcasm

#32 Posted by myketuna (1644 posts) -

OP is either a motherfuckin genius or fool. Regardless, I got lots of joy from this thread. Bravo.

#33 Edited by zFUBARz (620 posts) -

@myketuna said:

OP is either a motherfuckin genius or fool. Regardless, I got lots of joy from this thread. Bravo.

So much this, Loved this topic!

#34 Posted by Hunter5024 (5503 posts) -

Obviously you didn't look through the house very well. Did you even get to the survival horror segment in the woods outside?

#35 Posted by BeachThunder (11630 posts) -

Huh? You can go inside the house? I just walked outside at the start of the game, then I got chased by Slenderman and died ;__;

So spooky :(

#36 Posted by jakob187 (21640 posts) -

I don't know what's worse: the fact that people are lambasting the OP because he brought up what is actually a good point, or the fact that the OP took the time to realize this point.

#37 Posted by Landon (4127 posts) -

Obviously you didn't look through the house very well. Did you even get to the survival horror segment in the woods outside?

Is that before or after you find the machine gun in the basement?

#38 Edited by BeachThunder (11630 posts) -

@landon said:

@hunter5024 said:

Obviously you didn't look through the house very well. Did you even get to the survival horror segment in the woods outside?

Is that before or after you find the machine gun in the basement?

It's actually right after the part where Cthulhu shows up.

#39 Posted by supamon (1333 posts) -

@landon said:

@hunter5024 said:

Obviously you didn't look through the house very well. Did you even get to the survival horror segment in the woods outside?

Is that before or after you find the machine gun in the basement?

It's actually right after the part where Cthulhu shows up.

But not before you meet Oscar and he gives you g-g-ghost powers.

#40 Posted by SterlingEricsson (13 posts) -

@landon said:

@hunter5024 said:

Obviously you didn't look through the house very well. Did you even get to the survival horror segment in the woods outside?

Is that before or after you find the machine gun in the basement?

It's actually right after the part where Cthulhu shows up.

Oh god, I remember that part. With the tentacles and everything. That was so disturbing.

#41 Edited by dawnclover (104 posts) -
@sterlingericsson said:

@beachthunder said:

@landon said:

@hunter5024 said:

Obviously you didn't look through the house very well. Did you even get to the survival horror segment in the woods outside?

Is that before or after you find the machine gun in the basement?

It's actually right after the part where Cthulhu shows up.

Oh god, I remember that part. With the tentacles and everything. That was so disturbing.

Damn. I missed this part. After getting the bazooka from the basement safe, I saw lights coming from the sky. After failing the attempt of bringing down the UFO with my bazooka I was kidnapped and probed. Did I get the bad ending? :(

#42 Edited by SterlingEricsson (13 posts) -

@sterlingericsson said:

@beachthunder said:

It's actually right after the part where Cthulhu shows up.

Oh god, I remember that part. With the tentacles and everything. That was so disturbing.

Damn. I missed this part. After getting the bazooka from the basement safe, I saw lights coming from the sky. After failing the attempt of bringing down the UFO with my bazooka I was kidnapped and probed. Did I get the bad ending? :(

I suppose that depends on whether you think probing is a good or bad thing. :P

#43 Edited by jimmyfenix (3800 posts) -

I think we might have another "Thats million bucks"

#44 Edited by Abendlaender (2730 posts) -
@sterlingericsson said:

@beachthunder said:

@landon said:

@hunter5024 said:

Obviously you didn't look through the house very well. Did you even get to the survival horror segment in the woods outside?

Is that before or after you find the machine gun in the basement?

It's actually right after the part where Cthulhu shows up.

Oh god, I remember that part. With the tentacles and everything. That was so disturbing.

Damn. I missed this part. After getting the bazooka from the basement safe, I saw lights coming from the sky. After failing the attempt of bringing down the UFO with my bazooka I was kidnapped and probed. Did I get the bad ending? :(

STOP SPOILING THE GAME YOU JERKS!

#45 Edited by davidwitten22 (1708 posts) -

This is perfection.

@jakob187 said:

I don't know what's worse: the fact that people are lambasting the OP because he brought up what is actually a good point, or the fact that the OP took the time to realize this point.

The answer is actually option 3: Your post!

#46 Posted by gaminghooligan (1402 posts) -

Tralse

#47 Edited by CornBREDX (4731 posts) -

Opening those doors is DLC.

#48 Posted by Pezen (1545 posts) -

Oh come on, did you actually believe a game developer saying you could open all doors? Doors? Doors doesn't open in games. We all know this already.