That's right, you know who I mean:
Why it's the The Flight School Instructor!
No, I'm semi-serious. In the midst of a world that is swamped in cynics and ridiculously flawed caricatures, that guy stood out to me. He was perhaps the only person in that entire game that seemed like a normal person; there were no jokes, no wrapping him around in 'satire', just a simple fellow who tries his best to ease you into learning how to fly planes and helicopters. He'll praise you when you do well, and even if you're left with a bronze, he sugarcoats it and will push you on to do better.
There's just an honest enthusiasm about him, like he genuinely wants you to succeed. And for that, I salute you, Flight School Instructor Man.
...Of course outside of his flight school training he's probably a celebrity obsessed bondage enthusiast who hates his wife, enjoys bestiality, spitting on minorities, and every other ''shocking'' yuk yuk you can come up with, I guess.