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#1 Posted by MeetThePyro (335 posts) -

What are the best ones you can think of? My personal fav is "It WAS rather poopsome"

#2 Posted by SinGulaR (2377 posts) -

My favorite is "Nothing in this game is real." I even started to use it myself :D
#3 Edited by Kyreo (4600 posts) -

this will be redirected by MB, I can almost guarantee it. 
EDIT:  "Get to a Serotonin Re-Uptake Inhibitor... IMMEDIATELY!!!"  "Anime is for Jerks."

#4 Posted by natetodamax (19216 posts) -


-Jeff Gerstmann, Bombcast
#5 Posted by Green_Incarnate (1791 posts) -

Dragonball is dumb.                                                                                                                                 ....but not as much as the people who like it.
First thing I thought of.

#6 Posted by Mikemcn (7005 posts) -

"This is my favorite part of the set" -Jeff from the most recent bombcast with the synthesizer.

#7 Edited by JJWeatherman (14562 posts) -

--Keepin' it pretty webi-nar-nar bro! 
--You can't beat 100%, the only real power is power, and double-decker tacos are pretty awesome. 
--It was hella spies! 
--Oh, DOWN!.... Phoenix down! 
Those are my faves.

#8 Posted by chogi (555 posts) -
anime is for jerks. 
changed my life.
#9 Posted by paradox121 (317 posts) -

Ryan: Jeff likes sandwiches and new releases
Jeff: Often at times eating a sandwich will lead to a new release

#10 Posted by Dpower94 (233 posts) -

The whole hotspot bit about "Gaming for me is a religion, and Haze is the shit". Everything he says there is gold. 

#11 Posted by VisariLoyalist (2998 posts) -
@Dpower94: yes sir, you win
#12 Posted by Tactical_Kill (1695 posts) -
@Dpower94: Yeah thats one of my favorites.
#13 Edited by Nintendude (283 posts) -
@Dpower94: Heheh, great stuff. I can even remember where I was walking when I heard that part.
#14 Posted by Lemoncookie01 (1666 posts) -

  "Build a city full of synthetic people to trick a sailor '''.

#15 Posted by Nintendude (283 posts) -
Jeff said:
"Just say no, to ass games"
#16 Posted by DoctorWelch (2774 posts) -
@Dpower94 said:
" The whole hotspot bit about "Gaming for me is a religion, and Haze is the shit". Everything he says there is gold. 
The no cursing thing makes this clip kinda suck. Otherwise, super hilarious.
#17 Posted by sawfish22 (237 posts) -

#18 Posted by AhmadMetallic (18954 posts) -

Jeff is an ordinary and every-day-guy like you and me.. nothing he says is THAT quotable or remarkable... each and every one of us says funny random shit a few times a day, just like the GB crew does

#19 Posted by AlwaysBeClothing (1495 posts) -
Jeff gets paid.
He even touched on it, something about how they were pretty much paid buffoons.  And I love them for it.
#20 Edited by NeoNightmareX (59 posts) -

  "Yeah, no, I'm sure it looked awesome."

#21 Posted by AssInAss (2703 posts) -



" The whole hotspot bit about "Gaming for me is a religion, and Haze is the shit". Everything he says there is gold.

The no cursing thing makes this clip kinda suck. Otherwise, super hilarious.

Sorry for bumping this, but the quote "____ is a religion, and _______ is the shit" was stuck in my head for some reason for the past few days and I knew Jeff had said it at one time, so googled it and came to this thread. Thank you for finding this gem, my favorite Jeff quote by far.

#22 Posted by RenegadeDoppelganger (423 posts) -

"I don't want to act unprofessionally and say things that I'll regret later... but this is the 9/11 of video games"

- Jeff Gerstmann (speaking about Beverly Hills Cop for the the PS2 during Unprofessional Friday)

#24 Posted by GeekDown (1170 posts) -

Short, but sweet.

#25 Posted by Jams (2965 posts) -


#26 Edited by Video_Game_King (36272 posts) -

Where's that "easier than free" quote?

#27 Posted by Zaccheus (1800 posts) -

#28 Posted by Pr1mus (3959 posts) -

You can't defend against nonsense! -Jeff

Said upon losing to Patrick who button mashed his way to victory in a SF4 TNT.

#29 Edited by spiceninja (3064 posts) -

"Hook my mouth up to that dog's ass!"

#30 Posted by Picsl (203 posts) -

"No one is more authentic than Kid Rock!" - Jeff

#31 Posted by Nasos100 (727 posts) -

''Shut your whore mouth'' at York during the VJ endurance run.

#32 Posted by CaptainObvious (2999 posts) -


#33 Edited by CannonGoose (373 posts) -

I can't find the bombcast it was in so I might be paraphrasing a bit. During a discussion about (I think) milk and Pepsi, Ryan mentioned putting peanuts into Pepsi and watching them dance.

Jeff: "Ooh, dancin' peanuts! Now I'm on board!"

#34 Edited by McTangle (157 posts) -

'Only the dead see the end of war'

- Gersto

#35 Posted by Benny (1955 posts) -

Distinct lack of "Gay sexual content," "More safari, less track," and who could forget "this game makes me want to kill myself."

#36 Posted by Deakor (39 posts) -

From a Bombcast a few weeks ago when Brad said that even though it didn't affect everyone he was happy about Microsoft lifting the limit on your friends list in the next-gen Xbox:

Jeff: "We get it, you're popular."

I almost drove off the road laughing.

#37 Posted by biggiedubs (503 posts) -

''Tell mister mustache to eat a dick straight up''

#38 Edited by Oscar__Explosion (2390 posts) -


#39 Posted by JasonR86 (9762 posts) -

"Hi Ryan."

#40 Posted by Liquidus (946 posts) -

"You can see their panties." - Jeff Gerstmann

#41 Edited by PeasantAbuse (5138 posts) -

“Ha! Dude, no seriously, I’m hungry!”

#42 Posted by AlexanderSheen (5073 posts) -

"Before I die, I'm gonna fuck me a fish." - Endless Ocean Blue World QL

#43 Posted by JasonR86 (9762 posts) -

"Get a girl pregnant."

#44 Edited by Greenshoes (287 posts) -

"This is our secret...Secret medallion hurmhurmhurm."

#45 Posted by Zlimness (567 posts) -

"No, Centipede was huge. Don't be crazy. Don't mess up. Don't... talkin' mess now about Centipede."

#46 Posted by EquitasInvictus (2038 posts) -

"How are you liking me stabbing you in the bitch, bitch!"

"I am going to stab you now in the bitch with my boot knife"

#47 Posted by scalpel (314 posts) -

"I don't like this one bit."

#48 Posted by Pie (7110 posts) -
#49 Posted by EquitasInvictus (2038 posts) -

@pie: That's true! I think he totally did it again during the Mars: War Logs QL too even though no one really sounded like that. (Although one could argue there wasn't even a consistent accent for the game's dialogue anyway!)

#50 Edited by PR (3 posts) -

I don't know if it's my favorite but on the 5/7 bombcast Brad is talking about experiencing pain while playing DOTA and just powering through it and slightly off mic you hear Jeff say "..........you're gonna die...." and I lost my shit immediately and replayed it 3-4 times and it always kills me.