So, anyone who's anyone remembers how great seaserpent was (specifically the wiki). It brought us such great pages as this:
Now, tonight my roommate and I were browsing nfl.com as we are wont to do when we come upon this gem in which a Florida man petitions the Jacksonville Jaguars to sign newly-released New York Jets quarterback and perennial media lightning rod Tim Tebow. He cites a bunch of bullshit and stupid reasons but that's not important.
If you motherfuckers haven't made the connection yet then let me make it for you:
YOU GUYS AM I LOSING MY MIND. WHAT IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW