#1 Edited by ajamafalous (12303 posts) -

So, anyone who's anyone remembers how great seaserpent was (specifically the wiki). It brought us such great pages as this:

That's Jeff's wiki page on the beta site. The repeated picture is a random Florida lawyer who everybody decided looked like Old Jeff.

Now, tonight my roommate and I were browsing nfl.com as we are wont to do when we come upon this gem in which a Florida man petitions the Jacksonville Jaguars to sign newly-released New York Jets quarterback and perennial media lightning rod Tim Tebow. He cites a bunch of bullshit and stupid reasons but that's not important.

If you motherfuckers haven't made the connection yet then let me make it for you:

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE ODDS OF THIS

YOU GUYS AM I LOSING MY MIND. WHAT IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW

#2 Posted by tkalsey (183 posts) -

He does look like old jeff...

#3 Posted by N7 (3811 posts) -

JOHN MORGAN THROWS DARK DOWN THE 30, THE 20, THE 10. IT'S CAUGHT! TOUCHDOWN!

#4 Posted by MikkaQ (10296 posts) -

Jeff is pulling a Biff Tannen or something.

#5 Posted by mlarrabee (3185 posts) -

The thing is, I'm nearly positive that guy cleans people's coke money, but I don't think Jeff would do that.

I don't think.

#6 Posted by RetroVirus (1534 posts) -

Wow, I can't believe that guy would actually pop up again in a somewhat relevant context.

#7 Edited by Metric_Outlaw (1198 posts) -

I've lived in central Florida my whole life. I've seen his commercials since kindergarten but I never realized how much he looks like Jeff.

#8 Posted by TheHT (12189 posts) -

holy shit.

WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO?!

#9 Posted by Nicalranter (7 posts) -

WHERE'S MY SPORTS ALMANAC?!

#10 Posted by LiquidPrince (16450 posts) -

He doesn't really look that much like Jeff.

#11 Posted by punkxblaze (2991 posts) -

There's always a Jeff, there's always a lighthouse...

#12 Edited by medacris (711 posts) -

@mikkaq: Suddenly imagining BTTF with Jeff as Biff Tannen, and all is well and wonderful in the universe.

Tangentally related, but nearby where I live, there is a 'Caravela' restaurant right around the corner from where a 'Dr. Gerstmann' works.

#13 Posted by Oscar__Explosion (2602 posts) -

Mind not blown.

#14 Posted by TruthTellah (9609 posts) -

!

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_melif5gGVQ1r7a2bao1_400.gif

#15 Posted by Kraznor (1608 posts) -

Somewhat relevant to what exactly? I listened to that whole clip...was there a big discussion about sports gambling and time travel recently that I missed?

#16 Posted by deathstriker666 (1349 posts) -

Evil Jeff lives in Florida? Yeah that sounds about right.

#17 Posted by Winternet (8234 posts) -

Sorcery! Sorcery, I say.

#18 Posted by Canteu (2862 posts) -

I fail to see the relevance.

#19 Posted by SamStrife (1328 posts) -

@canteu said:

I fail to see the relevance.

Same. It's not mind blowing. It's barely coincidental.

#20 Edited by Wacomole (910 posts) -

Maybe I'm missing something fundamental here, but I'm not even in the slightest bit mind-blown.

This random guy that "everyone" says looks like Jeff (riiiight) turns up elsewere. OK. What's the biggie?

Is this one of these newfangled meme things that "da kidz" are so into these days?

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#21 Posted by ZeForgotten (10368 posts) -

Let the mind-blowing commence!
...
'crickets'

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#22 Posted by AndrewB (7782 posts) -

@wacomole said:

Is this one of these newfangled meme things that "da kidz" are so into these days?

Well it is at least the second time his picture's shown up on the forums, so maybe? Does at least twice count as a meme? I think it should.

#23 Edited by 49th (2979 posts) -

Whoa, the picture of the real person is a real person!!!!111

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#24 Posted by RazielCuts (3053 posts) -

@49th said:

Whoa, the picture of the real person is a real person!!!!111

#25 Posted by SirOptimusPrime (2037 posts) -

@49th said:

Whoa, the picture of the real person is a real person!!!!111

Yea, I don't get it.

#26 Posted by TruthTellah (9609 posts) -

@49th said:

Whoa, the picture of the real person is a real person!!!!111

heh. I think the odd detail is that the person lives in Florida, where Jeff's alter ego "Big Jeffrey" supposedly lives with Rosco, King of the Everglades.

#27 Posted by CaptainObvious (2990 posts) -

I don't get it.

#28 Edited by Abendlaender (2974 posts) -

Ha, that's pretty funny

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#29 Posted by big_jon (6093 posts) -

AH, ME MIND!

#30 Posted by Daneian (1306 posts) -

I'm lost.

#31 Posted by NoobSauceG7 (1326 posts) -

Excuse me but I HAVE TO GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!!!

#32 Posted by McGhee (6128 posts) -

The Jaguars really should take Tebow. The way that dude has been treated in the NFL is a goddamn travesty.

#33 Edited by alternate (2788 posts) -
#34 Posted by HaltIamReptar (2038 posts) -

Still waiting on the explanation for this one

#35 Edited by EXTomar (5021 posts) -

So is this guy "World-B" version of Jeff Gerstmann who instead of being captivated by the Sega Master System he turned to a life of lawyering and Christian football??

ps. I don't watch football but was Tebow any good? Or is this all part of the plot World-B Jeff has setup to draw in World-A Jeff to act?

#36 Posted by ajamafalous (12303 posts) -

@alternate said:

You are about 2 years too late. These ads were running on twitch before TNT for a while (hell of a coincidence) and the chat was falling all over itself laughing.

May 2011 http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=31540977&postcount=39

Even this beat you by 6 months http://www.giantbomb.com/forums/general-discussion-30/jeff-and-ryans-future-selves-are-florida-lawyers-p-565307/

Being 'late' has nothing to do with it; it's the fact that this guy popped up again on a national stage in a relevant way. I remember the twitch ads and I remember that thread.

Christ, people. Have some fun once in a while.

#37 Posted by A_Dog (751 posts) -

haha, future jeff, you so crazy.

#38 Posted by alternate (2788 posts) -

@alternate said:

You are about 2 years too late. These ads were running on twitch before TNT for a while (hell of a coincidence) and the chat was falling all over itself laughing.

May 2011 http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=31540977&postcount=39

Even this beat you by 6 months http://www.giantbomb.com/forums/general-discussion-30/jeff-and-ryans-future-selves-are-florida-lawyers-p-565307/

Being 'late' has nothing to do with it; it's the fact that this guy popped up again on a national stage in a relevant way. I remember the twitch ads and I remember that thread.

Christ, people. Have some fun once in a while.

No need to cry, I wasn't chastising you for posting this again. The topic was "I'm about to blow your mind" and you didn't, some dude already did 2 years ago - a fact I was pointing out for those unfamiliar with "Future Jeff".

#39 Posted by Ravenlight (8057 posts) -

RIP Seaserpent. Your pseudo-lawless shenanigans will be missed.