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Poll: What is up with Jeff's Roommate? (904 votes)

CIA Agent 22%
Dirtbag 38%
Guy who just needs space for his stuff 29%
Doesn't actually exist 34%
Working for the FBI to nab Rick "The Ricker" Petersen 28%

I think it's somewhere between "guy who just needs space for his stuff" and "dirtbag".

#51 Posted by Danteveli (1174 posts) -

CIA agent that does not exist.

#52 Posted by TruthTellah (8754 posts) -

Jeff's roommate is just piece of the act. It's all an act, it's all a production set. That's not really Jeff's room. That's not really Jeff, but someone playing the role of Jeff. His real name is Magnus Svenson.

I thought we've been through this already.

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#53 Edited by pyrodactyl (1970 posts) -

Didn't Jeff mention his roomate was doing the animation on cruise lines or something?

#54 Posted by Vuud (1950 posts) -

"Room-mate" is just what he calls his latest victim.

#55 Posted by believer258 (11785 posts) -

They're checkboxes, not radio buttons, so "all of the above".

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#56 Posted by Ravenlight (8040 posts) -
#57 Posted by Rejizzle (289 posts) -
#58 Posted by GaspoweR (2954 posts) -

@vuud said:

"Room-mate" is just what he calls his latest victim.

The victim called "life", except in Jeff's mind it's another person.

#59 Posted by ZolRoyce (661 posts) -

The poll comes out to 154% you guys. Has Giantbombs forums been hacked by the mysterious room mate to tip the polls in his or hers favor? Yes.
Room Mate Gate 2013.

#60 Posted by BIGJEFFREY (4917 posts) -

@zolroyce: op checked the "multiple choices" check box. So everyone can vote on multiple options

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#61 Edited by Dtat (1623 posts) -

I'm more and more convinced he is made up.

#62 Posted by McGhee (6094 posts) -

because open wheel racing

#63 Posted by Kiri90 (257 posts) -

Imaginary dirt bag who needs a place to keep his stuff.

@freakin9 said:

I always heard Jeff made some decent coin on the Whiskey sale, why does he still have a roommate at his age? Unless... unless Jeff is taking in male suitors. :o

California is really expensive for one. He's probably saving a lot of money doing like he does. He has a nice car too. Not everyone needs a crazy pad, especially if your house is mainly videogame storage and a place to play video games.

In particular, the Bay area. Obviously the closer you are to SF, the more expensive, but the Bay area in general is costly. What you pay for a studio/1 bedroom would net you an easily payable mortgage on a 4 bedroom house in other places.

Seriously though, videogame storage house is pretty accurate.

#64 Posted by DeadpanCakes (839 posts) -

Well I voted for all of them, because it seemed fitting.

#65 Posted by Dratter (28 posts) -
@hailinel said:

@humanity said:

@forcen said:
@hailinel said:

@naru_joe93 said:

He's an assassin

And Jeff is a Templar.

And CBSi is Abstergo.

And Giant Bomb is the animus?

The website is actually powered by a piece of Eden.

Hi-Jinks ensue.

#66 Posted by Strife777 (1519 posts) -

He's a figment of Jeff's imagination. Jeff is the dirtbag.

#67 Posted by Nubikal (105 posts) -

He's the real Jeff, the Jeff we think we know is an impostor.

#68 Posted by Rhombus_Of_Terror (2093 posts) -

@erhard said:

Jeff is him, Fight Club style.

Oooooh shit.

#69 Posted by kerse (2110 posts) -

He is everywhere and nowhere, and everything and nothing.

#70 Posted by Aaox (1657 posts) -

"People are always asking me if I know The Ricker."

#71 Posted by AlexanderSheen (4967 posts) -

@hailinel said:

@humanity said:

@forcen said:
@hailinel said:

@naru_joe93 said:

He's an assassin

And Jeff is a Templar.

And CBSi is Abstergo.

And Giant Bomb is the animus?

The website is actually powered by a piece of Eden.

Jeff and crew are trying to make video games better by rating them on a 5 star scale, showing the video game industry where games need to be improved. I also heard there's a new guy working for them, who has a lot of potential and put out a great amount of reviews already. I think his name is Alec? Alex? For some odd reason I haven't seen his face yet, just his iPad thingy, from a first person view? It's weird.

#72 Posted by itspizza (433 posts) -

I had a roommate similar to his once. We "lived" together for 2 years, but she only lived there day to day for about 4 months. Her boyfriend moved into an apartment in the same complex (different building in a very large complex), and I basically never saw her again unless they got in a huge argument. She paid half the rent every month and took care of the electricity that she barely used (I took care of cable/internet that she also didn't use). I would say it was pretty awesome, but pretty uneasy since I didn't know if at any moment she would just stop paying rent and electricity. I also got very used to living by myself, and it was very weird when she did decide to come back randomly. Truth be told, I'm glad its over, even though I don't have a place to myself anymore.

#73 Posted by Basm321 (153 posts) -

@erhard: The pole needs to be amended to include your idea!

#75 Posted by mosespippy (4112 posts) -

How is there not a Jeff's Roommate fake twitter account when we've got ones for Jeff's dryer, Patrick's Neo Geo and Hipster Norm plus a real account for Patrick's dog?

#76 Posted by MAJID (210 posts) -

Man, I miss the Ricker.

#77 Edited by FLStyle (4659 posts) -

Basically he's using Jeff's house as his backup hideout for whenever the nefarious things he's involved in go south.

#78 Posted by I_Stay_Puft (3186 posts) -

Dude seems cool, he pays rent and is hardly ever there. Sounds like the best roommate ever.

#79 Posted by Claude (16255 posts) -

I'm still living under Jeff's bed. The untold roommates are the best.

#80 Posted by BelligerentEngine (344 posts) -

Isn't it just Chris Henderson, which I guess would also put him in the dirtbag category. The loveable type of dirtbag though.

#81 Posted by Fattony12000 (7283 posts) -

#82 Posted by mrcraggle (1901 posts) -

Jeff is just living in a shutter island scenario.

#83 Posted by crcruz3 (255 posts) -

@erhard said:

Jeff is him, Fight Club style.

This.

#84 Edited by EXTomar (4668 posts) -

Actually a lot of the actions of "Jeff's Roommate" would make sense if it was a girl he was dating. I mean would a guy put up with that much stuff from another guy?