REVEAL YOUR DARK SECRETS RORIE!
Why does everybody refer to him as Rorie and not as Matthew or Matt? Even his forum name is just "Rorie". Does he actually have a first name or is Matthew just made up to hide something? Is everybody scared that he might find it offensive if somebody calls him by his first name? Is it because the rural austrian abbreviation of his name is "Hias" which sounds pretty stupid? Why? WHY? WHYYYYY?!