Lets settle this. Thoughts on Mustard? Yes or No?

Mustard is fine in small doses.

Mustard is boss. Jeff and Dan have terrible taste in food.

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Fucking yes dude. Mustard is great. All kinds. Cheap mustard, fancy mustard, moderately priced mustard. I'm down with all mustard.

Hell yes!

Mustard is amazing. I like all varieties of it.

Also, mustard seed is fantastic to cook with. Most of my marinades feature mustard seed and Worcestershire as a starting point.

Mustard only for hot dogs and sandwiches. If you just squeeze bottle mustard straight into your mouth you have issues.

Mustard has always been a mistake, a practical joke condiment that one too many people took seriously.

I like it so much, I put mustard on my mustard.

Mustard is awful, anything it touches turn to shit.

I've never tried mustard.

I use it on hot dogs and some kinds of sandwiches.

The only time I've been grossed out by mustard is when every once in a while, it somehow ends up in a fast food burger I'm eating. Whoever thought that was a good idea should be fired..

Sure, why not. It's not my favorite, but I still like it.

Mustard is my "go to" condiment. Its fat free and works on anything that ketchup works with.

NO.

More like musTURD.

More like ASStard.

More like poop from my butt.

I'll fist fight everyone who hates mustard

Yep, this. When I order a burger and they fuck up and put mustard on it, the trace amounts left over after I wipe it off as best I can with a napkin actually don't taste bad.

I voted yes, but it's a qualified yes. Mustard should be eaten in moderation, and typically alongside other condiments. Fuck a hotdog with only mustard.

word.

Mustard is a delicate operation. Too much and every bite makes you want to die.

In fairness, American mustard is the worst of the lot. Though it's still good.

Get some damn Colman's mustard in your sandwiches, son!

'course. Not on everything, but good mustard is... well, good.

condiments are food bad food to make it taste better. fuck ketchup mustard, relish.

Remember this, people: you can't say mustard without saying turd. Let that gem tell you my position on this.

Strictly on hot dogs for me.

@video_game_king: You can if you pronounce it with a strong "ard" like some sort of northern person. "must-arrrd"

@jesus_phish: then you are saying tard which is just as bad.

Mustard mixed with other condiments/sauces, otherwise no thanks.

With mustard, your only options are either acknowledging the turd or sounding like an idiot.

Mustard is gross.

Not if i speak French! Moutarde is great.

No. It's yellow. Yellow is not to be trusted.

Hell yes.

Yes. But usually needs to be some Spicy Brown mustard for me. But actually the only thing I eat mustard on is hot dogs.

@video_game_king: Hey man, northerners are people too.

I used to be one of the mustard hating barbarians (besides honey mustard) but now I've done a full swing. And now I even live in North Carolina, where all the BBQ is mustard based.

Having a great time over here.

Mustard is bomb son. Anyway I have long stopped caring when Jeff goes on his food rants since the man eats like a 5 year old. Although I am on team boneless because I don't like eating sauce covered food with my hands.

Mustard is fine, but I rarely choose it over another condiment, that other condiment typically being ketchup. I am firmly anti mixing or doubling down on condiments.

nononononono

Mustard goes on hot dogs. Always.

Mustard is a better condiment than ketchup is. Does not pair as well with french fries/potato items, alas.

Mustard Master Race

Fancy mustard is great. Yellow mustard is gross. All ketchup is great.

I only have regular mustard when I'm using it as a seasoning in pea soup, otherwise there's a sweeter, milder variant sold here that I put on hot dogs or whatever, I don't like regular mustard on those.

I thing mustard is absolutely horrible, so no.

Fuck mustard. All of it is nasty. Ketchup is also gross.

#dryfries2014

Dan you NEED to try Grey Poupon son. It's the bomb!

Mustard is awesome!

I think Jeff knows that he has the eating habits of a young child and is playing that up for comedic effect, but sometimes I'm not sure.

mustard is good, and DJ Mustard production is really good too!