157 year-old woman discovered, born in 1853 and a smoker

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#1  Edited By bunnyboiler
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#2  Edited By KowalskiManDown

Bitch is old.

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#3  Edited By ThePhantomnaut

She sucks the blood of the young Indonesian public.

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#4  Edited By LiquidPrince

Where was she hiding?

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#5  Edited By fwylo

I wouldn't want to be that old.

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#6  Edited By BlackIrish05

BTW: That woman in the picture is the French woman they are talking about.

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#7  Edited By Azrail

reliable...

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#8  Edited By xyzygy

So does this mean she is the oldest person ever?

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#9  Edited By Blueman

If this is true, this is amazing.

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#10  Edited By Hourai

That's crazy. I didn't even know it was possible for a human to live that long.    

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#11  Edited By WinterSnowblind
@Hourai said:
" That's crazy. I didn't even know it was possible for a human to live that long.     "
Nor did anyone else.
122 is the oldest anyone has ever been recorded as living.
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#13  Edited By Jeffsekai

I never wanna live that old, useless.

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i call bs."  He said Turinah burnt all her identification documents to avoid being linked to an alleged communist coup in 1965. " That's your tip off right there.

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#15  Edited By MisterMouse

it is merely a claim, i find it very hard to believe that it is real

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#16  Edited By The_Big_Rough

damn

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#17  Edited By The_Laughing_Man
@arab_prince said:
" i call bs."  He said Turinah burnt all her identification documents to avoid being linked to an alleged communist coup in 1965. " That's your tip off right there. "
Well at least we know shes senile. 
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#18  Edited By Broitman

Am I the only who realizes she's almost the Futurama retirement age. She's so old she's a fictional future age.

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#19  Edited By JP_Russell

It's crazy to imagine myself living that long.  It would be the year 2145 if I ever reached 157.  That's just... man.

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#20  Edited By RobotHamster
@Mystic_11 said:
" damn "
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#21  Edited By demigonis
@bunnyboiler:  You should remove the picture. The picture you posted isn't the "157 year old woman," it's the oldest person that the records could verify at the age of 122. Read the picture caption on the site you copied it from.
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#22  Edited By bunnyboiler
@JP_Russell said:
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It's crazy to imagine myself living that long.  It would be the year 2145 if I ever reached 157.  That's just... man.

"
Just in time to see through Battlefield 2142 :/ 
 
@Demigonis:   My bad.  
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#23  Edited By xyzygy

Oh that picture isn't even her? 

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#24  Edited By JJOR64
@Jeffsekai said:
" I never wanna live that old, useless. "
But if you live that long, you might be able to play Street Fighter 15.
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#25  Edited By Jeffsekai
@JJOR64 said:
" @Jeffsekai said:
" I never wanna live that old, useless. "
But if you live that long, you might be able to play Street Fighter 15. "
No I might be able to look at it, while not being able to hit a button
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#26  Edited By Gizmo

She's old enough to be John Marstons' grandmama.

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#27  Edited By edge426

if thats real that is amazing 

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#28  Edited By xMP44x
@Gizmo said:
" She's old enough to be John Marstons' grandmama. "
Technically not, but I found that so funny I won't say anything about it :P 
 
As for that, it seems incredibly unlikely. If it happens to be true though it's amazing, and even moreso considering the fact she's a smoker.
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#29  Edited By Gizmo
@xMP44x said:

" @Gizmo said:

" She's old enough to be John Marstons' grandmama. "
Technically not, but I found that so funny I won't say anything about it :P  As for that, it seems incredibly unlikely. If it happens to be true though it's amazing, and even moreso considering the fact she's a smoker. "
Well, maybe if John's mother had given birth to him when she was like 18, that would add up.
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#30  Edited By btman

I don't believe it.  But if it is true she is really lucky...I would do anything to live to be 157 and have a good memory.

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#31  Edited By Yummylee

...ew.

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#32  Edited By JJWeatherman

I'm callin BS on this one. I mean come on, shes like 30 years older than the previous oldest person ever? No way man.

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Old lady is old.

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#35  Edited By spankingaddict

wow!

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#36  Edited By FakePlasticTree
@arab_prince said:
" i call bs."  He said Turinah burnt all her identification documents to avoid being linked to an alleged communist coup in 1965. " That's your tip off right there. "
I'm surprised you got that far. I called BS at the " T here's no authentic data to prove her age" part.
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#37  Edited By Suicrat
@Jeffsekai said:
" @JJOR64 said:
" @Jeffsekai said:
" I never wanna live that old, useless. "
But if you live that long, you might be able to play Street Fighter 15. "
No I might be able to look at it, while not being able to hit a button "
Look at it? Behind 70 years of cataracts? Good luck if you get a dozen photons to hit your rods and cones a month at that age.
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#38  Edited By xMP44x
@Gizmo said:
"Well, maybe if John's mother had given birth to him when she was like 18, that would add up. "
I did not think of that. Intriguing.... bonus points for coming up with the idea of that! :P
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#39  Edited By Skytylz

Yah, I don't believe this.  What proof do they have that she was actually born then?  I could find someone from a third world country with no birth records and say they were born when ever the fuck I want.

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#40  Edited By landon
@FakePlasticTree said:
" @arab_prince said:
" i call bs."  He said Turinah burnt all her identification documents to avoid being linked to an alleged communist coup in 1965. " That's your tip off right there. "
I'm surprised you got that far. I called BS at the " T here's no authentic data to prove her age" part. "
I'm calling shenanigans.
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#41  Edited By JP_Russell
@bunnyboiler said:
"@JP_Russell said:
"

It's crazy to imagine myself living that long.  It would be the year 2145 if I ever reached 157.  That's just... man.

"
Just in time to see through Battlefield 2142 :/ 
 

I was totally going to make that joke, then I backpedaled on it.  I should have made that joke, damn it!
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#42  Edited By Gabriel

Mother daughter team....yeah

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#43  Edited By c1337us

I call bullshit on this one.

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#44  Edited By Jimbo

She doesn't look a day over 150.

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#45  Edited By one_2nd

She's probably 115/120 and just senile. I'm really skeptical about this one..

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#46  Edited By Term

Three pages and no jokes about cutting her in half to count the rings? I am disappointed, Giant Bomb.

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#47  Edited By Siris

humans can live much, much longer than that...

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#48  Edited By gamer_152  Moderator

Assuming they do actually have solid confirmation of the daughter's age (and that article suggests that they do) this is amazing. Shouldn't someone be studying her genes?

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#49  Edited By Term
@Siris said:

" humans can live much, much longer than that... "

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#50  Edited By RichardLOlson

I hope to live that old.