Don't waste time with beer - it can taste good but is generally low in alcohol and you'll have to drink pints and pints of fluid to get a buzz. Also I hear that americans have some pretty fucked up ideas about beer, such as thinking Stella Artois is quality european lager when over here ithas a similar reputation to pabst blue ribbon.
If you're in a situation where you have to order something in pint form then go for a strong cider, they taste great and can be upwards of 7%- living in south west england there are plenty of great ciders to choose from, I don't know what the cider is like in the US though so maybe this is not a good option.
Spirits are the proper way to drink - my preference is gin, either with tonic or bitter lemon or if cocktails are an option than a dry martini. Personally I think if you're mixing your spirits with soda or energy drinks then you are doing it wrong; if you find something unpleasant enough that you need to cover the taste with sweet sugary drinks then you are drinking the wrong thing!
Lets not talk about alcopops (I don't know if they're called this in US?) - these are children's booze and should only be consumed by teenagers who don't know any better.
May I also take this opportunity to mention that American drinking laws are super nuts. You can drive, vote and die for your country at 18 but you can't drink until 21? Nonsense.
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