4am, can't sleep: should I make a Hot Pocket?

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#1  Edited By Systech

I can't f***ing sleep and I would like to, but should I seriously make a hot pocket?

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#2  Edited By McDazzle

YES

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#3  Edited By Shawn

If it's ham and cheese, go for it.

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I was sleep-deprived at eight in the morning yesterday, so I quelled my hunger with a Oven-baked pizza.

I say, "Go for it."

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#5  Edited By mike

Hot Pockets are the worst food ever.

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#6  Edited By Major
Shawn said:
"If it's ham and cheese, go for it.
"
Ugh... disgusting

MB said:
"Hot Pockets are the worst food ever.
"

Agreed
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#7  Edited By McDazzle
MB said:
"Hot Pockets are the worst food ever.
"
They're amazing when you got the munchies
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#8  Edited By Systech

Well I have nothing else right now. I actually might have pizza bagels though... Lemme check.

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#9  Edited By Kane
MB said:
"Hot Pockets are the worst food ever.
"

YOU ARE A EVIL LITTLE PERSON! DIE!
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#10  Edited By Oriental_Jams

If you like them then I suppose you should. I don't like them at all though.

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#11  Edited By Systech

Apparently no Pizza bagels and no hot pockets so i decided to put cheese and peanut butter on Ritz crackers... and it is oddly amazing.

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#12  Edited By Shawn
systech said:
"Apparently no Pizza bagels and no hot pockets so i decided to put cheese and peanut butter on Ritz crackers... and it is oddly amazing.
"
Try putting recess puffs (alot of them) between two pieces of bread that have peanut butter on them.
*melts*
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#13  Edited By Systech
Shawn said:
"systech said:
"Apparently no Pizza bagels and no hot pockets so i decided to put cheese and peanut butter on Ritz crackers... and it is oddly amazing.
"
Try putting recess puffs (alot of them) between two pieces of bread that have peanut butter on them.
*melts*
"
I will have to buy some Reses er recess um Reases... ah fuck it.
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#14  Edited By Shawn
systech said:
"Shawn said:
"systech said:
"Apparently no Pizza bagels and no hot pockets so i decided to put cheese and peanut butter on Ritz crackers... and it is oddly amazing.
"
Try putting recess puffs (alot of them) between two pieces of bread that have peanut butter on them.
*melts*
"
I will have to buy some Reses er recess um Reases... ah fuck it.
"
Crap, I didn't mean recess puffs, I meant recess cups.

It's early in the morning and I'm focused on my breakfast.
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#15  Edited By Systech
Shawn said:
"systech said:
"Shawn said:
"systech said:
"Apparently no Pizza bagels and no hot pockets so i decided to put cheese and peanut butter on Ritz crackers... and it is oddly amazing.
"
Try putting recess puffs (alot of them) between two pieces of bread that have peanut butter on them.
*melts*
"
I will have to buy some Reses er recess um Reases... ah fuck it.
"
Crap, I didn't mean recess puffs, I meant recess cups.

It's early in the morning and I'm focused on my breakfast.
"
Now that sounds better. Holy shit, I'm still up and I'm not tired. Mmmkay, I think I will give 45 bucks to someone who can knock me unconscious in the next hour.
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#16  Edited By serbsta

Yes man, now that is seriously going to help you fall asleep.

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#17  Edited By stAtic

Go for it!

It's 13:40pm here.. o_O

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#18  Edited By Systech

What thestAtic said:

"Go for it!

It's 13:40pm here.. o_O
"
What the...? Europeans get all the sleep.
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#19  Edited By citizenkane
MB said:
"Hot Pockets are the worst food ever."
If by "worst" you mean "awesome"!
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#20  Edited By Systech

I have now gotten to the point where I will allow recommendations of sleeping pills. Almost 5 AM.

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#21  Edited By Shawn
CitizenKane said:
"MB said:
"Hot Pockets are the worst food ever."
If by "worst" you mean "awesome"!"
Hot Pockets are the "awesome" food ever?
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#22  Edited By Systech
Shawn said:
"CitizenKane said:
"MB said:
"Hot Pockets are the worst food ever."
If by "worst" you mean "awesome"!"
Hot Pockets are the "awesome" food ever?
"
Don't think about it too hard.
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#23  Edited By FuzzYLemoN

I didn't sleep last night. Had some motherfuckin' EGGOS. Got hungry a couple of hours later, went to McDonalds for teh Breakfast Burritos at 5 AM. Got hungry again a few hours later, made a grilled cheese sandwich. Yeah, this morning has been pretty sweet.

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#24  Edited By MOSES

Always listen to your stomach.

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#25  Edited By Shawn
MOSES said:
"Always listen to your stomach."
Why wasn't that ever put on the 10 commandments?
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#26  Edited By TwoOneFive

hot pockets rule. my entire fridge is nothing but stoner food, everything is microwavable or made for the deep frier 

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#27  Edited By Colonel_Cool
Shawn said:
"CitizenKane said:
"MB said:
"Hot Pockets are the worst food ever."
If by "worst" you mean "awesome"!"
Hot Pockets are the "awesome" food ever?
"
Yes.
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#28  Edited By Derios

Leggo my hotpocket... er eggo.

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#29  Edited By Chadwardenn
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MAKE THAT HOT POCKET

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#31  Edited By Just_Insane

....i don't think you should eat RIGHT before you go to bed....you'll turn into a fatty lol

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#32  Edited By WSGRandomPerson

I would go make french fries instead of a hot pocket.

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#33  Edited By Jolly_Lolly

This thread is loltastic.

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#34  Edited By Aarny91

burn it

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#35  Edited By WickedCobra03

I am almost kinda disgusted by those things as of now.   They are just blobs of steaming fake stuff to me.  I used to eat them but now I will eat them if I am starving, otherwise, meh...

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#36  Edited By Systech
Just_Insane said:
"....i don't think you should eat RIGHT before you go to bed....you'll turn into a fatty lol"
Actually, I have really nothing to lose. I am 154 lbs at 6 foot 1.
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#37  Edited By Verdugo

Make the fucking Hot Pocket NAO. Best idea ever.

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#38  Edited By Balls

lulz, eating at 4am is a good way to be a fattie

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#39  Edited By Just_Insane
systech said:
"Just_Insane said:
"....i don't think you should eat RIGHT before you go to bed....you'll turn into a fatty lol"
Actually, I have really nothing to lose. I am 154 lbs at 6 foot 1.
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lol you have everything to gain then
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#40  Edited By dwarfzilla

Jim Gaffigan says you'll regret it later.

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#41  Edited By kmdrkul
systech said:
"I can't f***ing sleep and I would like to, but should I seriously make a hot pocket?
"

If you want to stay up even longer with massive shits, then yes.
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#42  Edited By Just_Insane
kmdrkul said:
"systech said:
"I can't f***ing sleep and I would like to, but should I seriously make a hot pocket?
"

If you want to stay up even longer with massive shits, then yes.
"

you might just even shit grease........right in your bed.....yeah.....we'll see if you go eat that hot pocket now lol
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#43  Edited By sculsoldi3r
McDazzle said:
"YES"
AGREED
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#45  Edited By RetroIce4

You guys got it all wrong. Bagel Bites are where it is at. That's what goes down! Aww yeah!

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#46  Edited By Systech
RetroIce4 said:
"You guys got it all wrong. Bagel Bites are where it is at. That's what goes down! Aww yeah!
"
I wish I had those at the time, I thought I did.
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#47  Edited By Homer

MAKE IT!

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#48  Edited By ConkerAndBerri2

If its ham and cheese, definitely.

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#49  Edited By Meresin

No. Indigestion isn't going to help you sleep. :P

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#50  Edited By Systech

UPDATE: I ate the hot pocket at 4 am today and I fell asleep great. I am still pretty creeped out about how that became possible.