As someone who is also from Chicago, anyone who is a Cubs fan can fuck right off.
This is White Sox territory, son.
Oh yeah? Well I'm from Chicago, and anyone who is a baseball fan can fuck right off. I hate getting on the Red Line during baseball games. You're fucking with my commute!
Also, this is America. Football is our sport. So instead, Bears fans can fuck right off, because I'm a Packer fan.
This is a weird town.
Bears fans are pretty bad, yeah.
Like a bear.