A petition to stop people from starting useless petitions!

 This is a petition to stop people from starting useless petitions. Sign this thread if you support this, and give props to MB, too.

How zeta ridiculous...

This'll get locked.

I think I hate people who do nothing but shit on online petitions more than people who actually start them.  Stop being an asshole.

" I think I hate people who do nothing but shit on online petitions more than people who actually start them.  Stop being an asshole. "

What about a petition to stop people who start petitions to stop people starting petitions?  I'd sign that.

I hate spam!
 
I appreciate the topic creator's obvious humour intended by this thread, however I am locking it.