Ahhh! Help!

I am currently Stuck in my garage. There are zombies inside and outside my house. Within a few minutes they will surely break the door down. I have two windows one on each side and they will also break that in a few minutes. I do not have a car in my garage. I have a lawn mower. Basic tools. ( screw driver, hammer, wrenches, ect.) two rolls of gorilla duct tape. There are some scrap wood around. some wire and battery. Gas. Spare wheels. Also items such as shovel, pick axe, sludge hammer, a 5 ft metal rod. Please help!

Racist.

I thought you might have fallen and were unable to get up.

Disappointed.

@Video_Game_King said:

Racist.

@SexyToad said:

I am currently Stuck in my garage. There are zombies inside and outside my house.

Nah, those are just your average everyday American high school students.

I guess they thought a party was at your house.

@ShadowConqueror said:

I thought you might have fallen and were unable to get up.

Disappointed.

Looks like banana!

I think it's pretty obvious that you need to stab yourself through the eye wot the pickaxe.

You're never going to melee your way through a zombie horde in close quarters. Sorry duder, enjoy the dank embrace of nothingness as you plummet toward death.

Shoot that guy.

Play Dead Rising 2 for some ideas

Turn on the lawnmower, pick it up to chest level (blades facing out duh) and charge.

I will help you since I am 1337. Proof of my 1337nes http://oi42.tinypic.com/2m4ow10.jpg

Just put on some nice, thick clothing and have at them.

Equip the megabuster and murder them?

Distract them with the pizza delivery man and make a run for it.

Touch their shoulders, and if that fails fake your own death.

I'd tape the sledgehammer to the pick axe. The sledgehammer was pretty good in Dead Rising 2.

Given the nature of this situation, I assume it's already resolved itself one way or another. For that reason, I'm going to go ahead and lock this thread.

I should ban SexyToad and then everyone will assume he was eaten by the zombies. Then eventually we'd let him come back, but only as ZombieToad and he would be forced to post in-character as a zombie from that point forward.