Al Roker Pooped His Pants In the White House

That's it. That's all I wanted you to know.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/people/2013/01/08/al-roker-i-pooped-my-pants-at-the-white-house/1817021/

He basically sharted. Been there, done that.

@Jams said:

He basically sharted. Been there, done that.

You sharted in the white house too? Impressive.

@panvixyl said:

@Jams said:

He basically sharted. Been there, done that.

You sharted in the white house too? Impressive.

I be shar'en all over that house. Rubb'en my ass all up in it too.

I love this interview and how they soften it up from the real story, although she does just outright say "so you pooped your pants?"

Too bad Ann Curry wasn't still on the Today Show so she could have done this interview with that sad tone she puts on for the saddest of stories.

That's the hardest I've laughed from reading a thread title.

I'm a god damn child.

Ugh, I can't believe he didn't leave right away.

@Trilogy: Happy to please!

@gametrkr said:

Ugh, I can't believe he didn't leave right away.

You don't make any moves until the poop is gone. You hustle to wherever you can take care of that. Pro-tip.

when you decide to ditch the evidence and go commando after sharting, it's all or nothing.

one more fuck up and game over. that'll be your week.

I love that he has no qualms in discussing it. Wears it like a brown badge of honor.

I now have the urge to out-doo him.

@ArtisanBreads said:

@gametrkr said:

Ugh, I can't believe he didn't leave right away.

You don't make any moves until the poop is gone. You hustle to wherever you can take care of that. Pro-tip.

I can relate.

Living the dream.

@psylah said:

I love that he has no qualms in discussing it. Wears it like a brown badge of honor.

I now have the urge to out-doo him.

I approve of this terrible punmanship. And of this thread's existence.

I actually feel bad the guy. Literally the WORST place for it to happen. And apparently it's a side effect of his surgery so not much he could do about it. "Why hello, Mr. President! How are youuuupfffffgh oh god!"

Well, the Huffington Posts headline is

Al Roker: 'I Pooped My Pants' (VIDEO)

which is all I can add to this.

That's quite an achievement!

@Trilogy said:

That's the hardest I've laughed from reading a thread title.

@psylah said:

I love that he has no qualms in discussing it. Wears it like a brown badge of honor.

I now have the urge to out-doo him.

Good luck.

I love that he has no qualms in discussing it. Wears it like a brown badge of honor.

I now have the urge to out-doo him.

@Ghostiet said:

@psylah said:

I love that he has no qualms in discussing it. Wears it like a brown badge of honor.

I now have the urge to out-doo him.

Thanks, now I want to scratch my eyeballs out after reading that pun.

Yeah they're pretty poo-er.

@psylah said:

I love that he has no qualms in discussing it. Wears it like a brown badge of honor.

I now have the urge to out-doo him.

Find a way into the Buckingham Palace, to talk with the Queen. Once you've initiated conversation with Her Majesty.. open the bomb bay doors.

Journalism is the best.

roker poker

Share your stories with Jeff, he has started a movement... yeah, pun intended, #weareallalroker

This comes to mind.

@Ghostiet said:

@psylah said:

I love that he has no qualms in discussing it. Wears it like a brown badge of honor.

I now have the urge to out-doo him.

Thanks, now I want to scratch my eyeballs out after reading that pun.

Yeah they're pretty poo-er.

Now this thread is gaming related.

@Ghostiet said:

@Colourful_Hippie said:

@Ghostiet said:

@psylah said:

I love that he has no qualms in discussing it. Wears it like a brown badge of honor.

I now have the urge to out-doo him.

Thanks, now I want to scratch my eyeballs out after reading that pun.

Yeah they're pretty poo-er.

This is some implopper humor here, Jesus.

I'm legitimately jealous. If I ever get to tour the White House, I'll make sure to eat a ton of chili beforehand.

I don't know who the fuck that guy is, but thats brilliant.

Fast n Furious White-House Drift featuring Al Roker soundtrack by Rap man

Relevant.

Not sure if the person sitting next to Roker was more offended of the poop in the pants or the going commando part. yet in the wise words of Ian Malcolm from Jurassic Park.

Oh wow, how did I miss this? Ah, it happened back in 2002. Gotcha.

So why did this ever even come to light? I don't remember hearing about it back when it happened. I can sympathize with the man though. No one likes being surprised by that "little extra something" right? Also, going commando was a bold but necessary move. Risky.

@Jams said:

@panvixyl said:

@Jams said:

He basically sharted. Been there, done that.

You sharted in the white house too? Impressive.

I be shar'en all over that house. Rubb'en my ass all up in it too.

It's now the brown house because of you.

Yeah, I've farted poop before. It really sucks when you're not near a bathroom and sitting in an enclosed environment with others present. Gotta remain calm and not shift that ass, while hoping nobody picks up the scent.

Al Roker is an American hero.

I was starting to think this community was losing its touch in the forums... This thread proved me wrong.