#1 Posted by panvixyl (325 posts) -
#2 Posted by Jams (2956 posts) -

He basically sharted. Been there, done that.

#3 Posted by panvixyl (325 posts) -

@Jams said:

He basically sharted. Been there, done that.

You sharted in the white house too? Impressive.

#4 Posted by Jams (2956 posts) -

@panvixyl said:

@Jams said:

He basically sharted. Been there, done that.

You sharted in the white house too? Impressive.

I be shar'en all over that house. Rubb'en my ass all up in it too.

#5 Posted by ArtisanBreads (3595 posts) -

I love this interview and how they soften it up from the real story, although she does just outright say "so you pooped your pants?"

Too bad Ann Curry wasn't still on the Today Show so she could have done this interview with that sad tone she puts on for the saddest of stories.

#6 Posted by Trilogy (2569 posts) -

That's the hardest I've laughed from reading a thread title.

I'm a god damn child.

#7 Posted by gametrkr (70 posts) -

Ugh, I can't believe he didn't leave right away.

#8 Posted by panvixyl (325 posts) -

@Trilogy: Happy to please!

#9 Edited by ArtisanBreads (3595 posts) -

@gametrkr said:

Ugh, I can't believe he didn't leave right away.

You don't make any moves until the poop is gone. You hustle to wherever you can take care of that. Pro-tip.

#10 Posted by TheHT (10281 posts) -

when you decide to ditch the evidence and go commando after sharting, it's all or nothing.

one more fuck up and game over. that'll be your week.

#11 Posted by psylah (2153 posts) -

I love that he has no qualms in discussing it. Wears it like a brown badge of honor.

I now have the urge to out-doo him.

#12 Posted by InternetCrab (1504 posts) -

@ArtisanBreads said:

@gametrkr said:

Ugh, I can't believe he didn't leave right away.

You don't make any moves until the poop is gone. You hustle to wherever you can take care of that. Pro-tip.

I can relate.

#13 Posted by ShaggE (5982 posts) -

Living the dream.

#14 Posted by pyromagnestir (3950 posts) -

@psylah said:

I love that he has no qualms in discussing it. Wears it like a brown badge of honor.

I now have the urge to out-doo him.

I approve of this terrible punmanship. And of this thread's existence.

#15 Posted by MariachiMacabre (6937 posts) -

I actually feel bad the guy. Literally the WORST place for it to happen. And apparently it's a side effect of his surgery so not much he could do about it. "Why hello, Mr. President! How are youuuupfffffgh oh god!"

#16 Posted by mnzy (2909 posts) -

Well, the Huffington Posts headline is

Al Roker: 'I Pooped My Pants' (VIDEO)

which is all I can add to this.

#17 Posted by ShockD (2381 posts) -

That's quite an achievement!

#18 Posted by Colourful_Hippie (4281 posts) -

@Trilogy said:

That's the hardest I've laughed from reading a thread title.

#19 Posted by believer258 (11043 posts) -

@psylah said:

I love that he has no qualms in discussing it. Wears it like a brown badge of honor.

I now have the urge to out-doo him.

Good luck.

#20 Posted by Ghostiet (5153 posts) -
@psylah said:

I love that he has no qualms in discussing it. Wears it like a brown badge of honor.

I now have the urge to out-doo him.


Thanks, now I want to scratch my eyeballs out after reading that pun.
#21 Posted by Colourful_Hippie (4281 posts) -

@Ghostiet said:

@psylah said:

I love that he has no qualms in discussing it. Wears it like a brown badge of honor.

I now have the urge to out-doo him.

Thanks, now I want to scratch my eyeballs out after reading that pun.

Yeah they're pretty poo-er.

#22 Posted by _Zombie_ (1462 posts) -

@psylah said:

I love that he has no qualms in discussing it. Wears it like a brown badge of honor.

I now have the urge to out-doo him.

Find a way into the Buckingham Palace, to talk with the Queen. Once you've initiated conversation with Her Majesty.. open the bomb bay doors.

#23 Posted by JJOR64 (18783 posts) -

Journalism is the best.

#24 Posted by HaltIamReptar (2028 posts) -

roker poker

#25 Posted by TheHBK (5407 posts) -

Share your stories with Jeff, he has started a movement... yeah, pun intended, #weareallalroker

#26 Posted by Sanity (1853 posts) -

This comes to mind.

#27 Posted by Ghostiet (5153 posts) -
@Colourful_Hippie said:

@Ghostiet said:

@psylah said:

I love that he has no qualms in discussing it. Wears it like a brown badge of honor.

I now have the urge to out-doo him.

Thanks, now I want to scratch my eyeballs out after reading that pun.

Yeah they're pretty poo-er.

This is some implopper humor here, Jesus.
#28 Posted by Mr_Skeleton (5117 posts) -
#29 Posted by AckbarTheGreat (418 posts) -

@Ghostiet said:

@Colourful_Hippie said:

@Ghostiet said:

@psylah said:

I love that he has no qualms in discussing it. Wears it like a brown badge of honor.

I now have the urge to out-doo him.

Thanks, now I want to scratch my eyeballs out after reading that pun.

Yeah they're pretty poo-er.

This is some implopper humor here, Jesus.
#30 Posted by Ghost_Cat (1295 posts) -

I'm legitimately jealous. If I ever get to tour the White House, I'll make sure to eat a ton of chili beforehand.

#31 Posted by CookieMonster (2408 posts) -

I don't know who the fuck that guy is, but thats brilliant.

#32 Posted by idBloc (126 posts) -

Fast n Furious White-House Drift featuring Al Roker soundtrack by Rap man

#33 Posted by Milkman (16228 posts) -

Relevant.

#34 Posted by I_Stay_Puft (2596 posts) -

Not sure if the person sitting next to Roker was more offended of the poop in the pants or the going commando part. yet in the wise words of Ian Malcolm from Jurassic Park.

#35 Posted by Subjugation (4693 posts) -

Oh wow, how did I miss this? Ah, it happened back in 2002. Gotcha.

So why did this ever even come to light? I don't remember hearing about it back when it happened. I can sympathize with the man though. No one likes being surprised by that "little extra something" right? Also, going commando was a bold but necessary move. Risky.

#36 Posted by BestUsernameEver (4866 posts) -

@Jams said:

@panvixyl said:

@Jams said:

He basically sharted. Been there, done that.

You sharted in the white house too? Impressive.

I be shar'en all over that house. Rubb'en my ass all up in it too.

It's now the brown house because of you.

#37 Posted by Zomgfruitbunnies (560 posts) -

Yeah, I've farted poop before. It really sucks when you're not near a bathroom and sitting in an enclosed environment with others present. Gotta remain calm and not shift that ass, while hoping nobody picks up the scent.

#38 Posted by StarvingGamer (7560 posts) -

Al Roker is an American hero.

#39 Posted by habster3 (3595 posts) -

I was starting to think this community was losing its touch in the forums... This thread proved me wrong.