American Kids vs. Italian Kids

My friend sent me this. I'm about half Italian and thought it was pretty funny.

American Kids vs. Italian Kids

American kids: Move out when they're 18 with the full support of their parents.

Italian kids: Move out when they're 28, having saved enough money for a house, and are two weeks away from getting married.....unless there's room in the basement for the newlyweds.

American kids: When their Mom visits them, she brings a Bundt cake, and you sip coffee and chat.

Italian kids: When their Mom visits them, she brings 3 days worth of food, begins to tidy up, dust, do the laundry, and rearrange the furniture.

American kids: Their dads always call before they come over to visit them, and it's usually only on special occasions.

Italian kids: Are not at all fazed when their dads show up, unannounced, on a Saturday morning at 8:00, and starts pruning the fruit trees. If there are no fruit trees, he'll plant some.

American kids: Always pay retail, and look in the Yellow Pages when they need to have something done.

Italian kids: Call their dad or uncle, and ask for another dad's or uncle's phone number to get it done.

American kids:  Will come over for cake and coffee, and get only cake and coffee. No more.

Italian kids: Will come over for cake and coffee, and get antipasto, wine, a pasta dish, a choice of two meats, salad, bread, a cannoli, fruit, espresso, and a 20 few after-dinner drinks.

American kids: Will greet you with 'Hello' or 'Hi'.

Italian kids: Will give you a big hug, a kiss on your cheek, and a pat on your back.

American kids: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.

Italian kids: Call your parents Mom and Dad.

American kids: Have never seen you cry.

Italian kids: Cry with you.

American kids: Will eat at your dinner table and leave.

Italian kids: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing, and just being together.

American kids: Know few things about you.

Italian kids: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

American kids: Eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches on soft mushy white bread.
Italian kids: Eat Genoa Salami and Provolone sandwiches on crusty Italian bread (for breakfast).

American kids: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing 
Italian kids: Will kick the whole crowds' ass who left you behind.

American kids: Think that being Italian is cool.
Italian kids: Know that being Italian is cool.

American kids: Will ignore this. 
Italian kids: Will forward this.

EDIT: FIXED!!!!! :)

Fuck yo black text!

Pleeease make sure your text is the right color when you copy and paste shit from the internet into forums.

Copy Paste = Fail

Haha yeah I cant even read that unless I highlight it

"Copy Paste = Fail"

That was hilarious, both because it's true (my family is very good friends with an Italian family) and because you can replace "Italian" with "Jewish" (my family) and it's still true.

I'd much rather fuck American kids than Italian kids, thank you very much.

lol

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American kids: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.

Italian kids: Call your parents Mom and Dad.

Err? Is this the wrong way round, or what? Even if it is, calling your parents Mr. and Mrs. is dumb.

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people play football in italy

"I'd much rather fuck American kids than Italian kids, thank you very much."

That was actually pretty funny, the last few and the first few being my favorites, and one or two in the middle.

I am neither American nor Italian but I fully agree lol

Is there any actual parents still remaining on the planet? I mean "Married" couples not fornicators.

"I'm full blooded italian and I love it.  Italians are a lot better then americans.  We could kick the shit out of americans.
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"RichardLOlson said:

"I'm full blooded italian and I love it.  Italians are a lot better then americans.  We could kick the shit out of americans.
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Kind of like in World War II, am I right?"

Hahahaha both at this, and Karmum's post.

All Italians have blow outs and drive I-ROC Zs. I'm only half Italian so I make due with a Monte Carlo.

"I'm full blooded italian and I love it.  Italians are a lot better then americans.  We could kick the shit out of americans.
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That was brilliant. I am neither but, I find it funny.

I find the Italian stereotype far too smarmy, mind. Good job no one is a stereotype.

"I'm full blooded italian and I love it.  Italians are a lot better then americans.  We could kick the shit out of americans.
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RRichardLOlson said:

"I'm full blooded italian and I love it.  Italians are a lot better then americans.  We could kick the shit out of americans.
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American kids: Eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches on soft mushy white bread.
Italian kids: Eat Genoa Salami and Provolone sandwiches on crusty Italian bread (for breakfast).

Don't be silly, we Americans can eat both. At the same time. And then we come back for thirds.

So you're saying Americans are manly, and Italians are whiny little girls? That's what I got from it. Proud to be an American!

"So you're saying Americans are manly, and Italians are whiny little girls? That's what I got from it. Proud to be an American!

But seriously, what's great about America is that we get to experience EVERY culture, not just one. Thats why everyone wants to live here.

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"I'm full blooded italian and I love it.  Italians are a lot better then americans.  We could kick the shit out of americans.
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"JakJ said:

"Commando said:

"So you're saying Americans are manly, and Italians are whiny little girls? That's what I got from it. Proud to be an American!

But seriously, what's great about America is that we get to experience EVERY culture, not just one. Thats why everyone wants to live here.

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http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/23/us/23census.html?ref=globalYeah dude, no one wants to live here right now. Get in touch with reality."

That article is talking about current Americans moving to another part of America, not foreigners coming to America."

I have many Italian friends so I found this to be pretty funny.

"Commando said:

"JakJ said:

"Commando said:

"So you're saying Americans are manly, and Italians are whiny little girls? That's what I got from it. Proud to be an American!

But seriously, what's great about America is that we get to experience EVERY culture, not just one. Thats why everyone wants to live here.

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http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/23/us/23census.html?ref=globalYeah dude, no one wants to live here right now. Get in touch with reality."

That article is talking about current Americans moving to another part of America, not foreigners coming to America."

Who wants to live in America other than Americans and Mexicans? I don't want to say America is a bad place to live, but most people living in stable economies stay in them for the rest of their lives."