I myself could go for a fetish database. You'd never run out of obscure things to fill it up with.
Seriously though, any idea? Film, TV, music, stamps, porn (hopefully not porn)? There is a whole variety of entertainment niches or aspects of entertainment they could go for... Didn't they mention there'd be a new one before the end of the year, or am I making shit up in my head?
Anybody Know What Whiskey's Next Site Will/ May Be?? Guesses?
" I hope it's a music site. "That's my hope as well... though I'd be fine with a movie one.
A Giant Bomb wiki, complete with staff producing content about Giant Bomb and what articles were put up. Meta, baby.
" A Giant Bomb wiki, complete with staff producing content about Giant Bomb and what articles were put up. Meta, baby. "Now THAT would make my year.
Music? I think the personal opinions would pervade every article and discussion. The article on "emo" alone would be a perpetual shitstorm.
" Yes they have said on those developer podcasts that they are launching a new site. "Yeah, when are they gonna start doing those again? You know, beyond the two podcasts with no iTunes feed...
My vote is for movies. It seems the obvious choice...now watch it be something obscure like the velvet painting database. I doubt you could make a full site from it, but snacks might be fun, too. All snack foods and beverages, all the time.
" Well porn would complete the holy nerd circle. "Lol. Reviews would be like this - "chick is hot, watch it"; "chick isn't hot, pass"
" Well porn would complete the holy nerd circle. "I know what porn it is. I masturbate to it every once in a while. Then I turn it off. I don't want to read about that.
Sample Wiki Entry:
Backdoor Sluts 3- Hot, fuck, suck, milf, titties, anal, anal, titties, xxx, cumshot, gorgeous, brunette, big cock
I've come to the conclusion that it's impossible to write about porn without just writing a bunch of screaming adjectives that don't even resemble a sentence. That's not a site. How does watching the staff masturbate in front of a TV do for you? Would thatbe your equivalent of a quick look? A porn site doesn't sound appealing at all.
Nobody wants to read about their porn, they want to find a random clip, sit in front of their computer for ten minutes, jerk it, and leave. Plus, there's so many porn clips, movies, "stars"... you'd never fill in the database and there would be absolutely no reason to go into the wikis. Trust me, I really don't want hear about Roller Skate Girl's 578 anal "movies" that she did in three years from the 1970's.
Trust me, I really don't want hear about Roller Skate Girl's 578 anal "movies" that she did in three years from the 1970's. "I'll tell you one thing she didn't do in those movies...shave. 70s porn is the worst. Everyone looks like they haven't bathed in days.
Yeah, no seriously, a porn site would be fucking awesome.
But what else? I would say a site about cartoons or how about technology news. Not like Cnet but more advanced and not for retards. Papers and discussions about technology and how it works, future of the US power grid, possible tech going into hybrids or diesels, space propulsion methods. You know, real tech stuff.
" @ververdan0226: I think he was just joking "I knew he was, but I wanted to prove to everybody exactly how stupid and pointless a Whiskey porn site would be.
A film site would be my first choice all the way. Having my GB account work on it would be even better.
"I myself could go for a fetish database. You'd never run out of obscure things to fill it up with. Seriously though, any idea? Film, TV, music, stamps, porn (hopefully not porn)? There is a whole variety of entertainment niches or aspects of entertainment they could go for... Didn't they mention there'd be a new one before the end of the year, or am I making shit up in my head? "
You support the fetish thing but not porn? Which is more wrong?
I think Music would be awesome, i need a good place for that stuff.
" @Bigandtasty said:Gawker Media runs a porn blog called Fleshbot? I think? Flesh something or other anyways. It's just like Kotaku, except for porn." @ververdan0226: I think he was just joking "I knew he was, but I wanted to prove to everybody exactly how stupid and pointless a Whiskey porn site would be. "
Music / movies / games (like warhammer, 40,000, magic the gathering, DnD / porn
Any would be awesome
" @Bigandtasty said:YOU'RE STUPID AND POINTLESS!!! = P" @ververdan0226: I think he was just joking "I knew he was, but I wanted to prove to everybody exactly how stupid and pointless a Whiskey porn site would be. "
Personally, though, either movies or porn. Maybe porn movies?
" @ververdan0226 said:Yeah, and the blog is ten posts a day, 50% of which aren't news, just hey "this chick looks hot naked" and the other 50% is just random, terrible porn clips. What an excuse of a blog. No info whatsoever." @Bigandtasty said:Gawker Media runs a porn blog called Fleshbot? I think? Flesh something or other anyways. It's just like Kotaku, except for porn. "" @ververdan0226: I think he was just joking "I knew he was, but I wanted to prove to everybody exactly how stupid and pointless a Whiskey porn site would be. "
And that's OK, because it's good for straight porn clips. This proves my point that there's no usefulness in news for porn without it being reduced to "she's hot" and "his cock is big."
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