For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, 'Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it.'
The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, 'Son, where are you going?' Little Joseph told him; 'I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage and no fucking bike!
Anyone else have jokes???
Heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says "But, doctor...I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.
English man, Irish Man and Scots man walk into a bar and the entire scene plays out with a tedious sense of inevitablitiy....
"we already have a joke thread here."Thanks for that grand comment Canberra....I'll be sure to remember that. I would have never had known if you hadn't told me this.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
Nobody knows, but Senate hearings are being held to find out why. Some say that the chicken is smuggling drugs into the country, and others think that it's a Mexican chicken come to steal a position at KFC from good American fowl. I believe that the chicken is conspiring with Frogger so that it can topple the American government and establish a French empire, but damnit, that chicken must be stopped!
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