anyone else on giantbomb born asleep?

As I emerged from my mother's womb, rather than screaming my lungs out, I was fast asleep. The nurses thought I had passed, but I was just bein me and bein quiet. Anyone else a quiet soul?

I came out ANGRY!

Didnt know there was another way.. It's a ton of pressure on your body..

Maybe your mom was drugged up and it passed on to you!

You were a high babyyy

I popped out with a mission.

@PillClinton: we all did sonnn

That must have scared some people.

Is that you falserelic?

Anyway, I was born 5 weeks early so I was too busy trying not to be dead from lungs that weren't working properly to be too concerned about crying

I was born world weary and I just wanted to be left the fuck alone.

That is a level of lazy I can only envy.

@Tim_the_Corsair said:

Is that you falserelic? Anyway, I was born 5 weeks early so I was too busy trying not to be dead from lungs that weren't working properly to be too concerned about crying

i was 7 weeks, same issue, no noise, danger close

@Tim_the_Corsair said:

Is that you falserelic? Anyway, I was born 5 weeks early so I was too busy trying not to be dead from lungs that weren't working properly to be too concerned about crying

i was 7 weeks, same issue, no noise, danger close

@Tim_the_Corsair said:

Is that you falserelic?

nah, too many words spelled correctly.

I know no details about my birth and I am to keep it that way.

I was born pissed, and I'll die pissed.

i was probably crying. mother never told me how i was born.

that's pretty crazy. probably scared people thinking you were dead. since babies are usually crying when they're born.

Born breach (butt first), 4 weeks early with the umbilical cord strangling me. Naturally that experience turned me into the hard motherfucker that I am today. Didn't take shit from that umbilical cord, won't take shit from nobody.

I dont remember my birth, so I guess yea.

I came out blue, not good lol.

I dunno, but the first thing I did when I got home was pee on my grandma.

I like to think I came out then fist bumped the doctor.. 'cause that's what I do in that situation..

yes. until i found jesus i had always been asleep.

I was born with my 2 bottom teeth like a badass.

I punched myself right out of her utiery!

I came out peeing. I pissed all over the doctor delivering me. My mom said it was a good thing because the guy was a total jerk. #born2piss

@PillClinton said:

@Tim_the_Corsair said:

Is that you falserelic?

nah, too many words spelled correctly.

And it's not an arbitrary choice between "this" or "that"

Your relicometer is malfunctioning. :)

I was born unconcious, with the umbilical cord around my neck .

My first son was born about three weeks ago. He was about 5 weeks early so he was purple, strangled by the cord and just not breathing or moving. Man that was scary. He and my wife are doing great now though.

He was only in the hospital a few days. Also he was over 7 pounds which for a five week early baby he was kind of massive. :)

Barely even showed up to your own birth. The height of laziness.

I was born to be the chosen but I betrayed the world. So no.

@hughesman said:

My first son was born about three weeks ago. He was about 5 weeks early so he was purple, strangled by the cord and just not breathing or moving. Man that was scary. He and my wife are doing great now though.

He was only in the hospital a few days. Also he was over 7 pounds which for a five week early baby he was kind of massive. :)

That does sound scary ... good to hear everything ended up fine. And grats.

I slept! 
Then the doctor woke me up and I peed on him. 
Fucking asshole, I WAS SLEEPING! 

I came out pissing on the doctors.

I was 2 weeks late. Dunno what i was up to in there but it must have been good.

I was born asleep, but I was also a cesarean.

I was apparently silent and stunned. Wide eyed and slime covered.

I came out tiny and through my mother's stomach, and yelling at the top of my lungs, before being held aloft and my name proclaimed.

My life really went downhil after that.

I popped out playing Yakety Sax on an itty bitty saxophone.

Hamburgers are not born. We are made.

@Sweep said:

Hamburgers are not born. We are made.

And then eaten.

@Sweep said:

Hamburgers are not born. We are made.

You end inside you. That is not how you begin.

Came for the launch tray stayed for the sleepy babies

No, but I was born too late.

I came out and immediately logged on to GB to get the video quest... i was second.....!

My mother and I both came close to death. It was a big mess.

I was born three months early.

Apparently my heart didn't work too well, that and I was tiny as hell, and weighed 2 pounds.

Luckily there isn't a thing wrong with me, and i'm six feet tall. That's kinda tall in the east coast at least.

@Sweep said:

Hamburgers are not born. We are made.

And then eaten.

@dudy80: I also came out blue. Had a mucus plug in my throat and I was taken straight to the emergency room. Scared my parents shitless.

I turned out fine.

@TeamJersey said:

@dudy80: I also came out blue. Had a mucus plug in my throat and I was taken straight to the emergency room. Scared my parents shitless.

I turned out fine.

Me, not so much, was born with pulmonary atresia and a few other CHD's, had open heart surgery when i was 4. I cant bitch though as im pretty healthy now days.

I simply spawned into existence.

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