So, utensils kind of gross me out and I need to know who else is with me. I ask because I, at times, worry and stress out about really dumb things. So I'm curious if this is a dumb thing.
So think about eating soup with a spoon. The first time you dunk the spoon and bring it to your mouth that spoon is clean. But once it touches your lips and and the inside of your mouth you get saliva and whatever else is in your mouth all over that spoon. Then, you dunk that now dirty spoon back in the soup! All that saliva and shit spreads through all that soup and by the time your down to the last bit of soup I imagine that soup is half soup half saliva. It's so gross! It's this way with all utensils and I have to work hard not to think about this or I'll lose my appetite. And I know it's my saliva but saliva, even mine, is fucking gross man.
So, am I an idiot or rare y'all feeling me?