Are you a glass half full or half empty kind of person?

" I am of the belief that logic dictates that both are true.  Here's the sentential sequence of that theorem:  A thing, divided by 2, becomes 2 things  Once divided, the two things can exhibit contradictory properties  Ergo, a thing can be a thing, while a non-thing can be a non-thing.   Ergo, if a glass is filled halfway with water, the other half must be occupied by something else.  In this case emptiness. Therefore a glass is half empty AND half-full without defying the law of identity (i.e. a thing is a thing, it cannot be a non-thing.)       Actually, if we're gonna get really technical, a glass half-filled with water on planet earth is half-filled with water, and half-mixed with a mixture of gases some refer to as "air".  So yeah, a glass (on earth, in an environment in which humans can survive) is always full, even if it's only half-filled with water, and even if there is no water in it.  I guess that makes me more of an optimist than the people who like to think the glass is only half-full. "

Seriously?

The glass is half empty, I don't like what's in it and the glass is cheaply made.

Half Full. 
 
But it depends whether you're pouring or drinking.

It really depends on the subject. Somethings im half empty. Some in half full. Add all those things up and im half and half.

Most of the time, half-full, but I'm a worry-wart as well so I flip back and forth.  Let's say I am a half-empty guy until whatever problem I've imagined actually happens then I become a half-full guy.  

the glass is 100% empty

glass is half empty: mainly because i want some more

Half full, but only half full. 
 
Fucking waiter.

I'm..a....cracked glass with the milk barely staying in kinda guy.

Why should I care if it's half-full or half-empty? How does this help me?

" Depends if I'm drinking or pouring.  "

" empty. D:< "

Half of empty = 0 divided by two = 0
 
So half of empty is, in fact empty.  This question is flawed.

Imma "who the hell is drinking my water" kinda guy.

full half

I always say the glass is half full. I am complaining of course, though.

The glass is half full. That makes me feel better.

It depends on the situation. If the liquid has been poured into the glass then the glass is half full. However, if liquid has been poured out then it is half empty.

'Empty' = 0% full
 
1/2 . 0% = 0%
 
Therefore 'half empty' is a fallacy? 

It's in the middle, baby.
Neutral all the way.

Half empty

Always half empty. You're emptying the glass as you go through life, so it makes sense that it progresses toward being empty (death).