Posted by AcidBrandon18 (1084 posts) 1 year, 8 months ago

Poll: Are you for or against mayonnaise? (501 votes)

Pro-Mayo 67%
Anti-Mayo 33%

I think mayonnaise is disgusting and refuse to put it on anything. I was wondering what you duders felt about mayo. Pro-mayo or anti mayo?

#151 Posted by Vextroid (1459 posts) -

Pro-Mayo. Love it in Sandwiches.

#152 Posted by Harkat (1158 posts) -

I get why people don't like it, but it certainly has its place. I refuse to vote in such absolutes.

#153 Posted by JJOR64 (19548 posts) -

I don't mind Mayo in a small amount. When there a ton then it's not good.

#154 Posted by bobafettjm (1708 posts) -

Anti-mayo for sure, I hate that stuff.

#155 Posted by wolf_blitzer85 (5282 posts) -

Mayo on a Chic-Fil-A sandwich is quite devine.

#156 Posted by metalsnakezero (2580 posts) -

A sandwich with Mayo is not a sandwich. Same goes with potato salad.

#157 Posted by panvixyl (337 posts) -


#158 Posted by Xaviersx (165 posts) -

Love mayo, great on most sandwiches for me and sometimes the thing that saves a bland one.

#159 Posted by fetchfox (1469 posts) -

Definitely pro, its got its uses. Shrimp and crab on a loaf of bread ain't the same without some garlic and parsley mayo.

#160 Posted by Sanj (2687 posts) -

One day all the conflicts will stop and the world will be split into two groups of people: People who like mayo, and people who don't.

Then a new war will begin.

#161 Posted by MB (14027 posts) -

I had a lobster roll for lunch today, on a hawaiian roll.

Mayo...fuck yeah.

#162 Posted by Cold_Wolven (2356 posts) -

I like it in a salad roll.

#163 Edited by Tireyo (6712 posts) -

I ain't for it, so I guess I'm against it.

#164 Edited by Capsicum_Homie (30 posts) -

Fuck mayo! Even just the smell makes me gag!!!

#165 Posted by mikethekilla (329 posts) -


#166 Edited by ZolRoyce (1050 posts) -

I can't eat Salmon without it, buuut I'm not really for it otherwise, if it's on something I wont scrap it offfff but I wont add it in either.
Also it makes the most disgusting splortch sounds ever.

#167 Posted by the_lens_flare (13 posts) -

I despise mayonnaise, though strangely, I used to enjoy it in my younger years. That's actually the case for a lot of other foods as well.

#168 Posted by Palmlykta (234 posts) -

it goes with everything mang! (almost)

#169 Edited by CannedBread (31 posts) -

I like mayo, ketchup, and mustard equally. Horseradish is the undeniable king of condiments, though.

#170 Posted by Darji (5412 posts) -

I really loved MAyo back then but sadly now y stomach can not handle it anymore for whatever reason.... I am fine with everything else but Mayo? Nope...

#171 Posted by Cubical (667 posts) -
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#172 Posted by Metzo_Paino (350 posts) -

Mayo on everything.

#173 Edited by SpaceInsomniac (4218 posts) -

Anti as a topping, pro as an ingredient. Voted anti-mayo.

#175 Edited by SirOptimusPrime (2037 posts) -

I have never been affronted by mayonnaise, nor have I considered myself a proponent of any particular anti-Mayo platforms.

But fuck you if that shit gets on my sandwich.

#176 Posted by HypnoToadBrwowrowrow (1500 posts) -

Egg, oil, and water? No thanks..... disgusting.

#177 Edited by TWISTEDH34T (108 posts) -

@shikon said:

I live in the Netherlands so i am pro-mayo! but i think our mayonnaise is different then from most countries? because there can't be this much hate on mayo if it was as good as the one i have!

Hear, hear. I've been living in the UK for a while now and I don't get why they don't put mayo on their fries...

So definitely pro mayo! I hardly ever put it on sandwiches though, I guess that's mainly because I don't eat that much bread.

Mayonnaise is the shit. I like it so much, sometimes I say fuck milk and eat a nice big bowl of Cap'n Crunch with mayo instead.

Haha, gross lol.

#178 Posted by floorswine (182 posts) -

Garlic mayo's where it's at.

#179 Posted by vikingdeath1 (1086 posts) -

Mayonnaise is the shit. I like it so much, sometimes I say fuck milk and eat a nice big bowl of Cap'n Crunch with mayo instead.

that image honestly made me gag a little.

#180 Edited by GooieGreen (463 posts) -

The mere sight or smell of mayo makes me dry heave. Mayo, and mayo consumers by extension, are disgusting.

#181 Posted by Legion_ (1669 posts) -


#182 Posted by Godlyawesomeguy (6420 posts) -

Anti-mayo until I die.

#183 Edited by Gaff (2111 posts) -

Mayo all the way-o.

#184 Edited by CircusPeanuts (6 posts) -

I support Mayonnaise for how yummy it is on just about anything including French Fries.

#185 Edited by hanktherapper (405 posts) -

I am against most condiments. Mayonnaise, ketchup, mustard, I hate them all.

#186 Posted by Xeiphyer (5680 posts) -

Fuck mayo.

#187 Posted by Mezmero (2350 posts) -

I can't answer this with any accuracy. I like mayo when it's lightly spread on a cold cut sandwich. I dont really have a use for it outside of that. I do not want it anywhere near my hot durgers or hamdogs.

#188 Edited by Opus (158 posts) -

Chipotle-Lime Crusted Chicken:


1/2 cup Mayonnaise

1/4 cup Cheddar Jack Cheese

1 tablespoon of Lime Juice

1 tsp. of Chipotle Chile rub/powder (find it in your spice aisle)

4 Boneless, Skinless Chicken Breast Halves

1/4 cup crushed plain Tortilla Chips


Preheat Oven to 425 degrees.

Combine Mayonnaise, cheese, lime juice and chipotle rub in a bowl and mix it up.

Arrange chicken on foil-lined baking sheet. Evenly top chicken with mayonnaise mixture, then sprinkle with tortilla chips.

Bake ~18-20 minutes or until chicken registers 165 degrees on meat thermometer.

Stare in bewilderment as your taste buds assume direct control and force you to vote for "Pro-Mayo".

#189 Posted by Buneroid (443 posts) -

I like mayo. Mostly on sandwiches.

#190 Posted by CountBolkonsky (68 posts) -

Nope. Fuck that shit.

#191 Posted by Flappy (2404 posts) -

Got a sandwich? Just use butter instead.

#192 Posted by ll_Exile_ll (2071 posts) -

Unless it is in some sort of dish (tuna, chicken salad, potato salad), mayo can go fuck itself.

#193 Posted by Snail (8772 posts) -

Boo Mayo. Stop sneaking into food and ruining it.

#194 Posted by Neon_Noir (2 posts) -

I love it.

#195 Posted by egg (1619 posts) -

Mayo is delicious in controlled quantities, HOWEVER it is made using eggs, which come from chickens -- as such, I am strictly anti-mayo.

#196 Posted by ScreamingGhost (229 posts) -

On a sandwich or BLT and maybe the occasional burger but other then that I don't really use Mayo. I enjoy it but in certain situations for instance I'd never use it on a roast beef sandwich but a turkey club you bet I would.

#197 Posted by Zoeytrope (91 posts) -

Mayo is horrifying and gross and just the smell makes my stomach turn.

Vegenaise, though, is pretty great.

#198 Posted by Darson (470 posts) -


#199 Posted by AcidBrandon18 (1084 posts) -
#200 Posted by shinjin977 (846 posts) -

What type of mayo are we talking about here? Being a Japanese man, I LOVE mayo but whenever I go to the US and see the mayo in the super market it looks disgusting. If we are talking about the home-made/specialty mayo I am all in.