#1 Posted by Claude (16251 posts) -
#2 Posted by Claude (16251 posts) -

I'm straight and wise.

#3 Posted by Claude (16251 posts) -
@VinceNotVance said:

I'm like 1.5 on the Kinsey scale.

Sweet Ass?
#4 Posted by kashif1 (1428 posts) -

wait besides being bisexual and asexual is there any otherwise?

#5 Posted by N7 (3570 posts) -
#6 Posted by Claude (16251 posts) -
@kashif1 said:

wait besides being bisexual and asexual is there any otherwise?

Other...motherfucker. Shit.
#7 Posted by Bocam (3551 posts) -

I'm nonsexual.

#8 Posted by Claude (16251 posts) -
@Bocam said:

I'm nonsexual.

Cheater
#9 Posted by McGhee (6091 posts) -

Straight, but part of me thinks it would be really fun to be a cute Korean girl.

#10 Posted by Claude (16251 posts) -
@McGhee said:

Straight, but part of me thinks it would be really fun to be a cute Korean girl.

What video games would you play? Cute Korean Girl...
#11 Posted by laserbolts (5309 posts) -

Straight.

#12 Posted by matthias2437 (985 posts) -

Straight.

#13 Posted by McGhee (6091 posts) -

@Claude said:

@McGhee said:

Straight, but part of me thinks it would be really fun to be a cute Korean girl.

What video games would you play? Cute Korean Girl...

Starcraft, obviously.

#14 Posted by Demoskinos (13853 posts) -

@Claude said:

@McGhee said:

Straight, but part of me thinks it would be really fun to be a cute Korean girl.

What video games would you play? Cute Korean Girl...

I like where this is going.....

#15 Posted by JJOR64 (18783 posts) -

Straight as a penis.

Wait...

#16 Posted by the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG (4307 posts) -

Im as crooked as katana.  So straight?

#17 Posted by Claude (16251 posts) -
@McGhee said:

@Claude said:

@McGhee said:

Straight, but part of me thinks it would be really fun to be a cute Korean girl.

What video games would you play? Cute Korean Girl...

Starcraft, obviously.

@Demoskinos said:

@Claude said:

@McGhee said:

Straight, but part of me thinks it would be really fun to be a cute Korean girl.

What video games would you play? Cute Korean Girl...

I like where this is going.....

I smell dick.
#18 Posted by McGhee (6091 posts) -

@Claude said:

@McGhee said:

@Claude said:

@McGhee said:

Straight, but part of me thinks it would be really fun to be a cute Korean girl.

What video games would you play? Cute Korean Girl...

Starcraft, obviously.

@Demoskinos said:

@Claude said:

@McGhee said:

Straight, but part of me thinks it would be really fun to be a cute Korean girl.

What video games would you play? Cute Korean Girl...

I like where this is going.....

I smell dick.

Well, get it out of your face then.

#19 Posted by Video_Game_King (34603 posts) -

Depends on my mood, really.

#20 Posted by SadPatrol (494 posts) -

Straight.

#21 Posted by wjb (1551 posts) -

Straight.

Growing up, I seriously would've considered being bi-curious if guys weren't so goddamned ugly. Also, I never could've obsess over guys the way I did (still do) with girls.

#22 Posted by Funkofages (58 posts) -

Otherwise, I'm straight gay.

#23 Posted by DarthOrange (3497 posts) -

@Claude said:

@McGhee said:

@Claude said:

@McGhee said:

Straight, but part of me thinks it would be really fun to be a cute Korean girl.

What video games would you play? Cute Korean Girl...

Starcraft, obviously.

@Demoskinos said:

@Claude said:

@McGhee said:

Straight, but part of me thinks it would be really fun to be a cute Korean girl.

What video games would you play? Cute Korean Girl...

I like where this is going.....

I smell dick.
#24 Posted by Bocam (3551 posts) -

@Claude said:

@Bocam said:

I'm nonsexual.

Cheater

It's your fault for not making the rules clear in the first place. Also I thought you were 「Wiisexual」

#25 Posted by Claude (16251 posts) -
@Video_Game_King said:

Depends on my mood, really.

Let's play upon this realm. The holy of the holy...the one True King. The one to rule us all. Mood, swing, gratis KIng.
#26 Edited by BiffMcBlumpkin (3719 posts) -

@Claude said:

I smell dick.

Probably because I fucked your mustache when you were sleeping.

Anyway, back on topic - I voted '"Otherwise." I'm only attracted to the mustaches of child molesters, so wispy and inviting.

#27 Posted by Claude (16251 posts) -
@Bocam said:

@Claude said:

@Bocam said:

I'm nonsexual.

Cheater

It's your fault for not making the rules clear in the first place. Also I thought you were 「Wiisexual」

The truth is...I'm making it up as I go along.
#28 Edited by Dany (7887 posts) -

I'm fabulous. Thanks for asking.

#29 Posted by believer258 (11043 posts) -

I am straight.

#30 Posted by Video_Game_King (34603 posts) -

@Claude:

Wait, holy? Who the fuck said anything about holy? My power derives from no God; I AM A GOD! A GOD WITH A VERY FLEXIBLE, AND, AT TIMES, CONFUSING SEXUALITY!!!

#31 Posted by Claude (16251 posts) -
@BiffMcBlumpkin said:

@Claude said:

I smell dick.

Probably because I fucked your mustache when you were sleeping.

Anyway, back on topic - I voted '"Otherwise." I'm only attracted to the mustaches of child molesters, so wispy and inviting.

You fucking little pussy. I could make you scream. Meow!!! Keep those safety glasses on.
#32 Posted by SexyToad (2739 posts) -

Straight as a ruler... Waka Waka!

#33 Posted by Video_Game_King (34603 posts) -

@Dany said:

I'm fabulous. Thanks for asking.

You mean...

#34 Posted by PrivateIronTFU (3874 posts) -

I'm bisexual if you think the ability to identify a man as 'good-looking' makes you gay.

#35 Posted by Bocam (3551 posts) -

@Claude said:

@BiffMcBlumpkin said:

@Claude said:

I smell dick.

Probably because I fucked your mustache when you were sleeping.

Anyway, back on topic - I voted '"Otherwise." I'm only attracted to the mustaches of child molesters, so wispy and inviting.

You fucking little pussy. I could make you scream. Meow!!! Keep those safety glasses on.

Well this has gotten weird faster than I thought it would

#36 Posted by BiffMcBlumpkin (3719 posts) -

@Claude said:

@BiffMcBlumpkin said:

@Claude said:

I smell dick.

Probably because I fucked your mustache when you were sleeping.

Anyway, back on topic - I voted '"Otherwise." I'm only attracted to the mustaches of child molesters, so wispy and inviting.

You fucking little pussy. I could make you scream. Meow!!! Keep those safety glasses on.

In middle school we had a wooden sign hanging up in our Woodshop class with that carved into it, verbatim.

#37 Posted by Dany (7887 posts) -

@SexyToad:

You sure about that?

#38 Posted by Claude (16251 posts) -
@Bocam said:

@Claude said:

@BiffMcBlumpkin said:

@Claude said:

I smell dick.

Probably because I fucked your mustache when you were sleeping.

Anyway, back on topic - I voted '"Otherwise." I'm only attracted to the mustaches of child molesters, so wispy and inviting.

You fucking little pussy. I could make you scream. Meow!!! Keep those safety glasses on.

Well this has gotten weird faster than I thought it would

Biff jacks off to his own posts. He's drunker that half the drunks on Giant Bomb. Damn shame he can't cum.
#39 Posted by FluxWaveZ (19155 posts) -

Nothing.

Online
#40 Posted by Flawed_System (388 posts) -

Well, I know I'm not gay. Not particularly interested in dating and stuff either so...whatever.

#41 Posted by Aronman789 (2674 posts) -

Depends on what videos catch my interest while doing the rounds.

#42 Posted by Dany (7887 posts) -

Here is a test.

Did you fail?

#43 Posted by McGhee (6091 posts) -

@Claude said:

@Bocam said:

@Claude said:

@BiffMcBlumpkin said:

@Claude said:

I smell dick.

Probably because I fucked your mustache when you were sleeping.

Anyway, back on topic - I voted '"Otherwise." I'm only attracted to the mustaches of child molesters, so wispy and inviting.

You fucking little pussy. I could make you scream. Meow!!! Keep those safety glasses on.

Well this has gotten weird faster than I thought it would

Biff jacks off to his own posts. He's drunker that half the drunks on Giant Bomb. Damn shame he can't cum.

This thread has gone way gayer than the poll says it should be.

#44 Posted by Claude (16251 posts) -
@Aronman789 said:

Depends on what videos catch my interest while doing the rounds.

I find your avatar hot. 
 
Déjà vu
#45 Posted by Bocam (3551 posts) -

@Claude said:

@Bocam said:

@Claude said:

@BiffMcBlumpkin said:

@Claude said:

I smell dick.

Probably because I fucked your mustache when you were sleeping.

Anyway, back on topic - I voted '"Otherwise." I'm only attracted to the mustaches of child molesters, so wispy and inviting.

You fucking little pussy. I could make you scream. Meow!!! Keep those safety glasses on.

Well this has gotten weird faster than I thought it would

Biff jacks off to his own posts. He's drunker that half the drunks on Giant Bomb. Damn shame he can't cum.

どうしよう……

#46 Posted by AngelN7 (2959 posts) -

Damn Straight!

#47 Posted by N7 (3570 posts) -
@Dany said:

Here is a test.

Did you fail?

God damnit.
 
How can a straight guy find a dude so hot. Holy shit. LOOK AT HIM.
#48 Posted by BiffMcBlumpkin (3719 posts) -

@Bocam said:

@Claude said:

@Bocam said:

@Claude said:

@BiffMcBlumpkin said:

@Claude said:

I smell dick.

Probably because I fucked your mustache when you were sleeping.

Anyway, back on topic - I voted '"Otherwise." I'm only attracted to the mustaches of child molesters, so wispy and inviting.

You fucking little pussy. I could make you scream. Meow!!! Keep those safety glasses on.

Well this has gotten weird faster than I thought it would

Biff jacks off to his own posts. He's drunker that half the drunks on Giant Bomb. Damn shame he can't cum.

どうしよう……

A tiny caterpillar parade, pooping as they go.

#49 Posted by Bocam (3551 posts) -

@N7 said:

@Dany said:

Here is a test.

Did you fail?

God damnit. How can a straight guy find a dude so hot. Holy shit. LOOK AT HIM.

His swag is just too powerful

#50 Posted by Claude (16251 posts) -
@N7 said:
@Dany said:

Here is a test.

Did you fail?

God damnit.  How can a straight guy find a dude so hot. Holy shit. LOOK AT HIM.
If he didn't have balls and a dick, I would do his vagina.