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#1 Posted by Im_a_Wizard (51 posts) -

I'm a Wizard AMA. 

#2 Posted by JaredA (820 posts) -

Is that fucked up?

#3 Posted by Im_a_Wizard (51 posts) -
@JaredA said:

Is that fucked up?

Probably. 
#4 Posted by Arkasai (701 posts) -

Do you know where the rear lens cap to my 35mm 1.8 went? I've been looking for days.

#5 Posted by Im_a_Wizard (51 posts) -
@Arkasai said:

Do you know where the rear lens cap to my 35mm 1.8 went? I've been looking for days.

It's where you last left it. Duh!
#6 Posted by JaredA (820 posts) -

@Im_a_Wizard said:

@JaredA said:

Is that fucked up?

Probably.

Okay, thank you!

#7 Posted by ShadowConqueror (3050 posts) -

Chicken or egg?

#8 Posted by iam3green (14390 posts) -

where do babies come from?

#9 Posted by Murdouken (709 posts) -
#10 Posted by DudeSupreme (208 posts) -

Which do you prefer, wands or staves?

#11 Posted by benpicko (2001 posts) -

Why aren't you on reddit?

#12 Posted by Im_a_Wizard (51 posts) -
@ShadowConqueror said:
Chicken or egg?
Get ready for this one......bothbbbbbbbOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM 
 
CAUTION!: Not responsible for any explosions of the head.
#13 Posted by Im_a_Wizard (51 posts) -
@iam3green said:
where do babies come from?
Your mom. 
#14 Posted by AlexanderSheen (4932 posts) -

Why is this thread not locked already?

#15 Edited by Im_a_Wizard (51 posts) -
@Murdouken said:

IT'S REAL TO ME DAMMIT!  
 
Uh...I mean, wha?   
 
@SlimJimm said:

Which do you prefer, wands or staves?

If I ever run out of my magical magic juice, or as you kids call it "magikka", I can always use my Staff to knock a fool out! 
  
@benpicko said:
Why aren't you on reddit?

Reddit? I've never even HEARD of it! Haha..ha..hmmmm *strokes beard* 
 
ATTENTION: I'm afraid I've run out of these "posts" for the day. Leave your questions so that they may be answered another time. 
#16 Posted by Village_Guy (2504 posts) -

Magic is the way of Lucifer!

Satanic spawn of the devil - taste the power of Christ! *uuuh!*

#17 Posted by Ahysates (11 posts) -

How does it feel to have never touched a woman after 30+ years on this planet?

#18 Posted by ShaggE (6343 posts) -

On a scale of one to ten, how do I train my dog to schlepp me around like a small golden horse?

Follow up question: If you could be a naturally-formed land mass, why? Please source your answer as thoroughly as possible.

#19 Posted by coakroach (2488 posts) -

I've got to buy a girl a birthday present by saturday, what should I get?

Keep in mind that I am NOT trying to have sex with her and my budget is somewhat limited.

#20 Posted by jetsetwillie (857 posts) -

if i play with it too much, will it really fall off ?

#21 Edited by I_smell (3925 posts) -

You're not a wizard, this is a fucking sham.
I hope a real wizard sees this and kicks the shit out of you.

#22 Posted by The_LMFAO_Guy (192 posts) -

What are horse shoes? Do people make horse socks? Is anybody listening to me?

#23 Posted by SinGulaR (2261 posts) -

How can you prove you are a wizard?

#24 Posted by WilltheMagicAsian (1544 posts) -

@coakroach: A birthday card.

#25 Posted by Mcfart (1556 posts) -

@coakroach said:

I've got to buy a girl a birthday present by saturday, what should I get?

Keep in mind that I am NOT trying to have sex with her and my budget is somewhat limited.

A condom.

#26 Posted by super2j (1654 posts) -

In oxidative glycolysis, does glyceraldehyde 3 phosphate get reduced with a dehydrogenase protein embedded in the ETC ?and what happens to then?, does the electrons get passed to coenzyme Q or does it bind to FeS and get sent to the complex 3?

SO the major question is. When those electrons get into the etc do they travel in the chain thru FeS or do they first go to Q?

#27 Posted by jetsetwillie (857 posts) -

@ShadowConqueror: the egg obviously. you don't need to be a wizard to know that eggs have been around way longer than chickens

#28 Posted by FunExplosions (5407 posts) -

I don't mind that this thread is open, but I'm a little jealous that my thread about cumming on my Whiskey shirt was closed. Mine at least had substance.

#29 Posted by FunExplosions (5407 posts) -

@FunExplosions said:

I don't mind that this thread is open, but I'm a little jealous that my thread about cumming on my Whiskey shirt was closed. Mine at least had substance.

And spunk. Also it was deleted, not closed. Those bastards. I hope they break a finger closing this thread.

#30 Posted by coakroach (2488 posts) -

@WilltheMagicAsian: @Mcfart: Guys please shut up, i'm asking the wizard a serious question.

#31 Posted by MonkeyGekko (278 posts) -

What's the volume of 1 kilogram of clay?

#32 Posted by Video_Game_King (36071 posts) -

Why hasn't this thread been locked, yet?

#33 Posted by Still_I_Cry (2494 posts) -

What is the meaning of this?

#34 Posted by Sparklykiss (1951 posts) -

I'm a moderator and this thread is locked up!

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