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I'm a Wizard AMA. 

Is that fucked up?

Is that fucked up?

Do you know where the rear lens cap to my 35mm 1.8 went? I've been looking for days.

Do you know where the rear lens cap to my 35mm 1.8 went? I've been looking for days.

@Im_a_Wizard said:

@JaredA said:

Is that fucked up?

Probably.

Okay, thank you!

Chicken or egg?

where do babies come from?

Which do you prefer, wands or staves?

Why aren't you on reddit?

Chicken or egg?

where do babies come from?

Why is this thread not locked already?

Which do you prefer, wands or staves?

Why aren't you on reddit?

Magic is the way of Lucifer!

Satanic spawn of the devil - taste the power of Christ! *uuuh!*

How does it feel to have never touched a woman after 30+ years on this planet?

On a scale of one to ten, how do I train my dog to schlepp me around like a small golden horse?

Follow up question: If you could be a naturally-formed land mass, why? Please source your answer as thoroughly as possible.

I've got to buy a girl a birthday present by saturday, what should I get?

Keep in mind that I am NOT trying to have sex with her and my budget is somewhat limited.

if i play with it too much, will it really fall off ?

You're not a wizard, this is a fucking sham.
I hope a real wizard sees this and kicks the shit out of you.

What are horse shoes? Do people make horse socks? Is anybody listening to me?

How can you prove you are a wizard?

@coakroach: A birthday card.

@coakroach said:

I've got to buy a girl a birthday present by saturday, what should I get?

Keep in mind that I am NOT trying to have sex with her and my budget is somewhat limited.

A condom.

In oxidative glycolysis, does glyceraldehyde 3 phosphate get reduced with a dehydrogenase protein embedded in the ETC ?and what happens to then?, does the electrons get passed to coenzyme Q or does it bind to FeS and get sent to the complex 3?

SO the major question is. When those electrons get into the etc do they travel in the chain thru FeS or do they first go to Q?

@ShadowConqueror: the egg obviously. you don't need to be a wizard to know that eggs have been around way longer than chickens

I don't mind that this thread is open, but I'm a little jealous that my thread about cumming on my Whiskey shirt was closed. Mine at least had substance.

@FunExplosions said:

I don't mind that this thread is open, but I'm a little jealous that my thread about cumming on my Whiskey shirt was closed. Mine at least had substance.

And spunk. Also it was deleted, not closed. Those bastards. I hope they break a finger closing this thread.

@WilltheMagicAsian: @Mcfart: Guys please shut up, i'm asking the wizard a serious question.

What's the volume of 1 kilogram of clay?

Why hasn't this thread been locked, yet?

What is the meaning of this?

I'm a moderator and this thread is locked up!