Australia Bans Small Breasts as “Child Pornography”

 
I just read in an article over here that it is now illegal in Australia to show naked pictures of women with small breasts, as it promotes pedophilia. This new law apparently goes so far as that women with small breasts who take pictures of themselves naked, can be charged with making child pornography. 
 
While I'm all for any thing that promotes bigger boobs, i think this is going a tad overboard. This has to be some kind of Australian joke that the rest of the world just doesn't get, right?
 
What do you guys think about this?
 
Edit: Most people think this is fake, and while i hope it is, here are some other sources i found from doing a quick google. 

• Sankaku Complex (NSFW) This is where i originally found the info. 
• The Inquisitor
  
• Australian Sex Party Apparently its a rights group based around fighting laws that limit sexual freedom in Australia

Laughing my tits off. 
 
Does that mean pics of doods without facial hair is also considered promotion of child porno?

Whut? But, that makes no sense.

Government mandated implants. 
Do it. 
Do it.

That's actually amazing. So if someone sleeps with a chick with small breasts in Australia, aren't they technically a paedophile?  
 
I'll answer this question before the thread turns into it: Small breasts > Large. 

Wow, you cant do anything fun in australia.

Turning from a country of criminals, to a county that makes shitty, overrestrictive laws.

Next they'll be banning scorched earth and vaginal rejuvenation.

That's a little... discriminating. 

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot 

This has to be a joke right?  I mean this can't be real right?  I can't live in a world where something like this is true.  So it's not, It's a joke.

So when are they going to ban a dude from showing his small penis?  
 
Australia is fucking retarded yo.

I'm an Aussie criminal when I masturbate to Gigi Edgely now. 
 
 
 
 
Yes, with the blue makeup on. Don't judge me.

Lowel.

No fucking way this is real.

" That's actually amazing. So if someone sleeps with a chick with small breasts in Australia, aren't they technically a paedophile?   I'll answer this question before the thread turns into it: Small breasts > Large.  "

It's quite insulting.

Wow.
Australia is getting pretty hilarious.

So are the double D 13 year olds g2g?

awesome.

Um...this must be a joke. Australia, as a whole, is not that dumb.

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Laughing my tits off. 
 

I have to think a site called www.somebodypleasethinkofthechildren.com might be, like, an Australian The Onion.

Thats totally just discrimination against women with small breasts, or slightly fat men?, and in my mind its against any real democracy's entire purpose (well perhaps not legal purpose but purpose in my mind).

" Government mandated implants. Do it. Do it. "

So if you're a perfectaly normal 25 year old woman you can't record any evidence of your body in media or you'll be prosocuted for creating child pornography just because your mamary glands are smaller then average.
 
I don't know who's the Prime Minister or what party's in charge over there but Australia don't know what they're doing.

" So are the double D 13 year olds g2g? "

" @ryanwho said:

" Government mandated implants. Do it. Do it. "

No, dude. Fake is bad. "

"I'm an Aussie criminal when I masturbate to Gigi Edgely now.     Yes, with the blue makeup on. Don't judge me. "

"@Abyssfull said:

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Laughing my tits off. 
 

Not too hard I hope, unless you're some kind of no-titted pedo.
 
This post reminds me of the Paedofinder General (beware, not for the faint of heart):
 

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Dude that country is getting more fucked up every day.  Having small tits is now connected to cp?   What next?    
Talk about living in totalitarian nation.

" @ryanwho: Don't shoot! I am unarmed!  Haha, I'm not completely against implants, but I think breasts certainly look better when they're real. "

So who gets to decide what "small breasts" are? Is there a set size that they're not allowed to be below? Without actual perimeters for what constitutes small, the law is pretty much unenforceable.

"So who gets to decide what "small breasts" are? Is there a set size that they're not allowed to be below? Without actual perimeters for what constitutes small, the law is pretty much unenforceable. "

" So who gets to decide what "small breasts" are? Is there a set size that they're not allowed to be below? Without actual perimeters for what constitutes small, the law is pretty much unenforceable. "

Wow...........

Awesome.  Australians are going to have the best porn ever.

" So who gets to decide what "small breasts" are? Is there a set size that they're not allowed to be below? Without actual perimeters for what constitutes small, the law is pretty much unenforceable. "

" Awesome.  Australians are going to have the best porn ever. "

It must be BS, as long as you are over the age of 18 you can do what you like whiten the law, if this is true, it will never be passed into legislation.

Here's another nugget of greatness.
 
"An adult film can be banned in Australia if it contains fetishes, even one as common as spanking."

" So are the double D 13 year olds g2g? "

" So who gets to decide what "small breasts" are? Is there a set size that they're not allowed to be below? Without actual perimeters for what constitutes small, the law is pretty much unenforceable. "

Hahahahahahah - that's just fucking hilarious mate!
 
Small titties are the new big titties! SOOO NAUGHTY!

Also...
 
What about underaged girls with HUGE KNOCKERS?
 
Are they legal now?
 
Can only women with big tits vote?
 
Oh brother, Australia has just got too much 'OUTBACK'...

" I'm an Aussie criminal when I masturbate to Gigi Edgely now.     Yes, with the blue makeup on. Don't judge me. "

What? I live in in Australia and I haven't heard anything about this. I did just get up though, but I can't actually imagine the government would do this.