#1 Posted by MatPaget (1283 posts) -

Holy shit, so this is going to be ranty. 
 
I took care of a baby today, and I never realized this but, babies are FUCKING TROLLS! 
This baby is crying his head off because he wants juice and as soon as he gets it he throws it halfway across the room and laughs his ass off.  
Then just to make matters worse, the little shit head starts making poop faces (I have a little brother) and when I go to change his diaper there's nothing there!  

No one ever calls them on their bull shit!
I say we take a stand against the Baby Troll Army! 
WHO'S WITH ME!?!?!?! 
 
/stupidrantover 
/-10IQpoints

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#2 Posted by Yummylee (23201 posts) -

JUST... THROW FLAGS AT IT TILL IT SHUTS UP! Let the mods deal with that SOB!

#3 Posted by natetodamax (19418 posts) -
@MatPaget said:
" Holy shit, so this is going to be ranty.  I took care of a baby today, and I never realized this but, babies are FUCKING TROLLS! This baby is crying his head off because he wants juice and as soon as he gets it he throws it halfway across the room and laughs his ass off. 
Don't feed the troll?
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#5 Posted by jorbear (2570 posts) -

I never knew trolls could be that adorable.

#6 Posted by Afroman269 (7440 posts) -
@natetodamax said:

Don't feed the troll? "
#7 Posted by SMTDante89 (2726 posts) -

I feel enlightened.

#8 Posted by MooseyMcMan (11949 posts) -

Yeah, babies aren't cool. My experiences with my younger siblings (who are 10+ years younger than me) when they were babies have convinced me to never have children, because they are a nightmare as babies.  
 
Also, isn't it better to change the diaper and have there be nothing than change it and have "something" there? At least less messy. And smelly. I can't really think of many things that smell worse than dirty diapers. 

#9 Posted by Everyones_A_Critic (6497 posts) -

NO NO NO! PREASE DON'T SHAKE DA BABY!!
 
  

#10 Posted by TehFedro (473 posts) -

If babies are trolls, what the fuck are troll babies?

#11 Posted by MatPaget (1283 posts) -
@natetodamax: If I don't feed THIS troll... it dies
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#12 Posted by Theworldbreaker (183 posts) -
@TehFedro:
I have no idea.
#13 Posted by JackSukeru (6082 posts) -
#14 Posted by EvilTwin (3312 posts) -
@MatPaget said:
" No one ever calls them on their bull shit!I say we take a stand against the Baby Troll Army! WHO'S WITH ME!?!?!?! "

#15 Posted by Claude (16614 posts) -

That Playstation 3 baby commercial still haunts me. Probably a Fanbaby who trolls.
 
  

#16 Posted by Evilsbane (5019 posts) -
@Claude said:

" That Playstation 3 baby commercial still haunts me. Probably a Fanbaby who trolls.
 
  

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I still consider this one of THE most disturbing commercials I have ever seen, it makes...makes me want to punch infants, That is not good Marketing Sony!
#17 Posted by Yummylee (23201 posts) -
@Claude said:
" That Playstation 3 baby commercial still haunts me. Probably a Fanbaby who trolls.
 
  
"
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
#18 Posted by Claude (16614 posts) -

You know these babies are trolls. Just look at them.
 
  

#19 Posted by mordukai (7805 posts) -
@Abyssfull said:
" @Claude said:
" That Playstation 3 baby commercial still haunts me. Probably a Fanbaby who trolls.
 
  
"
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! "

#20 Posted by iam3green (14368 posts) -

i didn't know that trolls could be small like that.

#21 Posted by MatPaget (1283 posts) -
@Claude said:
" You know these babies are trolls. Just look at them.
 
  
"
Screw the PS3 baby commercial. THIS is the most disturbing commercial ever. 
I don't know why but it gives me the willies!
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#22 Posted by Yummylee (23201 posts) -
@Claude said:
" You know these babies are trolls. Just look at them.
 
  
"
THE POWER OF CHRIST HAS NO FUCKING CHANCE!
#23 Posted by Claude (16614 posts) -
@Abyssfull:  We're all doomed!!!
#24 Posted by MatPaget (1283 posts) -
@Claude:  
@Abyssfull:  
Lord have mercy on our souls!
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