Off topic. But, more importantly.
FUCK YOU. Both. What kind of an asshole makes someone choose between the two?! You despicable swine-food-Hitler jerk! You can't tell me I can't have both, because they have stores for fat men for a god damn reason. For this reason. Seriously, how dare you. How dare you sir! :P
@HandsomeDead said:@BucketdethGet the fuck away from me.
Turkey bacon is the route to go.
Come on, I know you want it smothered all over your body.
If you're going to have bacon; have bacon. If you're going to have turkey; have turkey. Don't mix the two into one creation.
Sausage, sorry bacon, but really good sausage is way better than you. Sometimes sausage sucks, sometimes it's the fucking best. What I like about you, bacon, is that I can always count on you, but the sheer thrill of tasting a new sausage will always be better. That's why I can't vote on you Bacon. I'll always love you.
PS. I'm having a fevertrip right now, excuse me.