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#1 Posted by Hizang (8532 posts) -

#2 Posted by Hizang (8532 posts) -

What is better, your answer decides!

#3 Posted by ZimboDK (848 posts) -

This is the only correct answer:

#4 Posted by Hizang (8532 posts) -

@ZimboDK: That answer is forbidden, you must choose!

#5 Posted by Saethir (353 posts) -

While bacon is more world renowned for its crispy bacony goodness, personally I prefer a couple links of sausage with my pancakes.

#6 Posted by ZimboDK (848 posts) -
@Hizang: But that's like Sophie's Choice for hungry people!
Fine, I'll take bacon then. It goes well with everything.
#7 Posted by Deadmanforking (578 posts) -

I'm not a huge Pork guy. I will pick Bacon, due to it being the only pork I eat on a regular-ish basis.

#8 Posted by Bucketdeth (8012 posts) -

Turkey bacon is the route to go.

#9 Posted by HandsomeDead (11863 posts) -

Turkey bacon is the route to go.

Get the fuck away from me.
#10 Posted by nick_verissimo (1386 posts) -

Are you dumb? Bacon!

#11 Posted by Ashen (125 posts) -

Bacon. I've only eaten turkey bacon, but I'd assume that turkey bacon tastes better than turkey sausage.

#12 Posted by laserbolts (5323 posts) -

If you don't say bacon you're a fucking idiot.

#13 Posted by JammyJesus (770 posts) -


#14 Edited by Branthog (5562 posts) -

Off topic. But, more importantly.

FUCK YOU. Both. What kind of an asshole makes someone choose between the two?! You despicable swine-food-Hitler jerk! You can't tell me I can't have both, because they have stores for fat men for a god damn reason. For this reason. Seriously, how dare you. How dare you sir! :P

#15 Posted by Deranged (1837 posts) -


#16 Posted by BatmanReturned (49 posts) -

If you are not making both you are doing it wrong.

#17 Posted by BraveToaster (12589 posts) -


#18 Posted by DarthOrange (3864 posts) -

I love them both but bacon is far and away better then sausage.

#19 Posted by MentalDisruption (1639 posts) -

Are we talking turkey bacon? If so damn you for making me choose. Otherwise, sausage.

#20 Posted by TheDudeOfGaming (6078 posts) -

Sweet delicious bacon, or dick? You choose.

#21 Posted by Guyzea (816 posts) -

Always bacon, never sausage.

#22 Posted by Jonnyflash80 (500 posts) -

Bacon, because you can wrap other foods in bacon. You can't wrap things in sausage. Also bacon tastes better.

#23 Posted by matthias2437 (985 posts) -

@ZimboDK: You win this thread sir.

But seriously bacon all the way. Just watch Epic Mealtime, they know whats up.

#24 Posted by rentfn (1280 posts) -

Bacon!! Also Sausage links are the worst. Viva la Sausage patties!!!

#25 Posted by Equal_Opportunity_Destroyer497 (559 posts) -

Bacon is good but sausage is fucking awesome. The quality of sausages varies wildly so bacon is usually a safer bet, but when sausage is good it's really fucking good.

#26 Posted by James_ex_machina (905 posts) -

Sweet delicious bacon, or dick? You choose.

#27 Posted by Natedogg2 (453 posts) -

Bacon. All day, every day.

#28 Posted by Bucketdeth (8012 posts) -

@HandsomeDead said:


Turkey bacon is the route to go.

Get the fuck away from me.

Come on, I know you want it smothered all over your body.

#29 Posted by iam3green (14390 posts) -

bacon is the best. mmm bacon.

#30 Posted by Harkat (1102 posts) -

@TheDudeOfGaming said:

Sweet delicious bacon, or dick? You choose.

Would you like to see the children's menu?

#31 Posted by Jrad (623 posts) -

It's much easier to screw up bacon. Bacon should be consumed soggy -- nice and flaccid. Crispy bacon and its disgusting black char has formed the basis of most of my nightmares.

#32 Posted by Olqavtoras (223 posts) -

Sausages are great, but bacon makes every other food better (and is awesome on it's own) so it clearly wins.

#33 Posted by Zyte (178 posts) -

Woah, I'm surprised almost 30% voted sausage.


#34 Posted by HandsomeDead (11863 posts) -

@Bucketdeth said:

@HandsomeDead said:


Turkey bacon is the route to go.

Get the fuck away from me.

Come on, I know you want it smothered all over your body.

If you're going to have bacon; have bacon. If you're going to have turkey; have turkey. Don't mix the two into one creation.

#35 Posted by amir90 (2156 posts) -

Bacon wrapped sausage.

#36 Posted by Redbullet685 (6046 posts) -

Bacon, though I also like sausage.

#37 Posted by Vonocourt (2133 posts) -

Bacon, good sausage is pretty awesome too though.

#38 Posted by bybeach (4846 posts) -

Big sausage man here. My favorite is the sausage extreme at jack in the box. Bacon is good, though

#39 Posted by MooseyMcMan (11132 posts) -

#40 Posted by emergency (1193 posts) -

@ZimboDK said:

This is the only correct answer:

Oh man, I'm so turned on right now.

#41 Posted by Jolt92 (1553 posts) -

Sausage, sorry bacon, but really good sausage is way better than you. Sometimes sausage sucks, sometimes it's the fucking best. What I like about you, bacon, is that I can always count on you, but the sheer thrill of tasting a new sausage will always be better. That's why I can't vote on you Bacon. I'll always love you.

PS. I'm having a fevertrip right now, excuse me.

#42 Posted by Gamer_152 (14080 posts) -

Sausages are awesome, I think bacon is over-rated.

#43 Posted by 617_jbug (345 posts) -

I prefer a good breakfast sausage than bacon.

#44 Posted by mosdl (3229 posts) -

I've had good and bad sausage. Never had bad bacon.

#45 Posted by Bribo (605 posts) -

What do you mean by "sausage"? Beef link, pork link, bratwurst, cumberland, chorizo - the church of sausages is a broad one indeed.

Not that it matters, since the answer is bacon.

#46 Posted by SuperSambo (2868 posts) -


#47 Posted by lockwoodx (2479 posts) -

Sausage all the way.

#48 Posted by Afroman269 (7387 posts) -

@ZimboDK said:

This is the only correct answer:

#49 Edited by GirlsGeneration (153 posts) -

@Buzzkill said:

Sausage all the way.

lol Mmm that doesn't look fattening at all = ) they're both very good but if i had to pick one it would be Sausage ^_^

#50 Posted by Still_I_Cry (2494 posts) -

Bacon by far.

Duck bacon is pretty good too.