#1 Posted by NekuSakuraba (7240 posts) -
#2 Posted by NekuSakuraba (7240 posts) -

 Cute puppy, badass name.
#3 Posted by _Horde (839 posts) -

PowerDog.

#4 Posted by Brendan (7752 posts) -

I like Zeus.  Its kinda cool without sounding like its trying too hard.

#5 Posted by FCKSNAP (2299 posts) -

Kratos looks so cute! Can't wait to see him kill some gods!

#6 Posted by Djstyles92 (952 posts) -

Waggleton P. Tallylicker

#7 Posted by ssj4raditz (1125 posts) -

Bowser

#8 Posted by BigLemon (1022 posts) -

Ares is pretty sweet. So is Ajax.

#9 Posted by Mesklinite (804 posts) -

"vice grip"

#10 Posted by ShaggE (6415 posts) -

Deathdog Von Stabbingyourhead. 


Or Mr. Woofles.
#11 Posted by ChristianCastillo (1178 posts) -

Jax

#12 Posted by Mike76x (558 posts) -

I've noticed gay men often have tiny dogs with big names.
Not an insult, just an observation.
I believe my gay uncle named his dog Maximilian.

#13 Edited by Toxin066 (3276 posts) -

Sir Woofenstein

edit: that picture makes me go "d'awwwwwwww"

#14 Posted by PrivateIronTFU (3874 posts) -

Shithead!

#15 Posted by Soapy86 (2620 posts) -

Peaches. 

#16 Posted by SethPhotopoulos (5226 posts) -

KILLGORE CORMACK!

#17 Posted by TooWalrus (13159 posts) -

That Greek shit is so played- name him Gelatinous Cube- or Jelly for short.

#18 Posted by NekuSakuraba (7240 posts) -
@Mike76x said:
" I've noticed gay men often have tiny dogs with big names.Not an insult, just an observation.I believe my gay uncle named his dog Maximilian. "
He isn't tiny he gets a bit bigger than 4kg which is medium size.
#19 Posted by Crono11 (1645 posts) -

Paddy Waggentail 

#20 Posted by HS21 (2682 posts) -
#21 Posted by Enigma777 (6071 posts) -

Tiberius 

#22 Posted by Liber (648 posts) -

Shepard.
#23 Posted by JJWeatherman (14558 posts) -

Name him Lance Vance.

#24 Posted by BeachThunder (11821 posts) -

Charles Manson, or Charlie.

#25 Posted by Mike76x (558 posts) -

He looks like a Fred to me.

#26 Posted by Th3_James (2576 posts) -

Adolf

#27 Posted by niamahai (1405 posts) -

Ballchewer.

#28 Posted by SBYM (1219 posts) -

Butcher is my go-to name for adorable baby animals.

#29 Posted by CaptainTightPants (2834 posts) -

Wrex
Big Smoke
Cochise

#30 Posted by Sjosz (485 posts) -
@Resident4t said:
" Wrex"
#31 Posted by Sooty (8082 posts) -

Kratos is a dull character that tries too hard to be badass, don't give your puppy that blight.

Thor is cool as is Nix.

#32 Posted by ninjakiller (3405 posts) -

Bruce Wayne.

#33 Edited by Skald (4367 posts) -

Fenrir


He was a large wolf that bit off the right hand of a god.
#34 Posted by Metric_Outlaw (1171 posts) -

Bruce or Doomsday or Bobba Fett

#35 Posted by N7 (3580 posts) -

Nuke.

#36 Posted by Pabsi9 (202 posts) -

Jeff bridges?

#37 Posted by Rudeboy217 (1766 posts) -

Bill Murray

#38 Posted by august (3834 posts) -

If you're going to name you dog after a greek god, go for a real one. Not that video game guy.

#39 Posted by ajamafalous (11957 posts) -

Bob Saget.

#40 Posted by BeachThunder (11821 posts) -
@Sjosz said:
" @Resident4t said:
" Wrex"
"
Actually, go with this, it's perfect :3
#41 Posted by crusader8463 (14419 posts) -
  • Cat
  • I wish you were a cat. 
  • Why are you not a cat? 
  • I wanted a cat but all I got was this stupid puppy.
  • Benjamin
  • Cujo
  • Lassie
  • Littlest Hobo
  • Hitler
  • insert name
  • Bruce Lee
  • Mr. Fuji
  • Hulk Hogan
  • Ultimate Warrior
  • Jack the Dog Roberts
  • HHH
#42 Edited by SuperWristBands (2266 posts) -

Faust

Edit: Obviously "Johnny" is not a badass name but I think the name could still work for this song to be your puppies theme song. Puppies have those right?
  

#43 Posted by ArcLyte (884 posts) -

subwoofer

#44 Edited by FunExplosions (5407 posts) -

I gave you some DAMN good suggestions, already. I will not waste another breathe on you. Good day.


Edit: Alright. How about SnappleLady? That's all I've got left.
#45 Posted by Bigrhyno (505 posts) -

Despite my love for dogs, I have never been great at naming them. I don't think I would ever name a dog after a god or video game character, but that's your decision. I don't know if there is a god of cuteness, but if so then that is what you should name it.

#46 Posted by BestUsernameEver (4825 posts) -

Pez.

#47 Posted by MistaSparkle (2148 posts) -

Bob Barker

#48 Posted by BestUsernameEver (4825 posts) -
@ArcLyte said:
" subwoofer "
Sub for short, that sounds pretty cool.
#49 Posted by NeVeRMoRe666 (268 posts) -

Definitely not Kratos. He's not even a real god, just a video game character. Kinda lame.

#50 Posted by kingclaw (757 posts) -

 @august said:


" If you're going to name you dog after a greek god, go for a real one. Not that video game guy. "

 @NeVeRMoRe666 said:
" Definitely not Kratos. He's not even a real god, just a video game character. Kinda lame. "
Theres actually a Kratos in greek mythology