Been a while...

Haven't been on here as much as I used to be. But I should let you know I had sex in my Giant Bomb member's t-shirt last night, as a tribute to all of you.

Haven't been on here as much as I used to be. But I should let you know I had sex in my Giant Bomb member's t-shirt last night, as a tribute to all of you.

...uh...

Tribute accepted. You may return to the fold.

@fwylo said:

Haven't been on here as much as I used to be. But I should let you know I had sex in my Giant Bomb member's t-shirt last night, as a tribute to all of you.

Thank you for your kindness.

...uh...

I hope you washed it afterward.

Maybe, just maybe, a little bit too much information.

all the love for you man

So in a way, all of us had sex last night... together. Like a family.

Huh.

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

So in a way, all of us had sex last night... together. Like a family.

Pretty hot, right?

A round of applause for The Internet, ladies and gentlemen!

@RVonE said:

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

So in a way, all of us had sex last night... together. Like a family.

Pretty hot, right?

Yeah... That explains the heat sweat that I had last night that lasted about 30 seconds.

@NlGHTCRAWLER: HAH!

Sex while wearing a t-shirt is very uncomfortable.

Also, Eskimo bros right?

pimp fwy, pimp

Shit made my balls tingle.

Wait what

It would have been better if she were wearing a Giant Bomb t- too.

Well that explains why I automatically thought of this <> sign last night.

masturbating isnt sex. wash your shirt.

Only the coolest dudes lie on video game forums for attention.

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

So in a way, all of us had sex last night... together. Like a family.

Well, any good family.

This reminds me of the time I premature ejaculated all over my Chat Dragon T in the middle of a heated masturbation sesh. Lemme link it to y--oh wait SWEEP DELETED IT WHY!!! It was so well written. The structure; the pacing; the highs and lows. I fine-tuned that blog like an old family Harley passed down through the generations. One of these days I may sit down and will myself to conjure up enough strength and focus to write another such epic, thought-provoking tale, but -- alas -- I feel my finest threads have already been sewn.

Uh-huh... Yep, no need for you to spam the boards with this sort of thing.

I hope you had your socks off at least. That shit's weird.