Best Movie Quotes

PUT YOUR HAND ON THAT WALL

COMMON YOU APES U WANNA LIVE FOREVER?

WELCOME TO THE ROUGHNECKS ... RICOS ROUGHNECKS

fucking love Starship Troopers

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning." platoon
"Earth.Welcome" the eraser

Cal - We went to Tijuana, Mexico, you know? And we thought it would be fun, you know, to go to a show. Everybody says you gotta check out one of these shows. And... it's a woman fuckin' a horse. We get there and we think it's gonna be awesome and... it is not as cool as it sounds like it's gonna be. It's kinda gross. - The 40 Year Old Virgin

"Does he look like a bitch?!" -Pulp Fiction

" @Gizmo:

Props for having the biggest internet douchebag as your avatar, not a bad choice at all.

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" "I love the smell of napalm in the morning." platoon"Earth.Welcome" the eraser "

"We've got to get out"
"How?"
"The boat of course"
"The cops'll be looking for us. The Yakuza'll come after us!"
"So what! I wanna get out! 'Cos there's so much out there! So many different people, living different lives! Incredlibly good guys, bad guys. Folks completely different from us. It's one huge melting pot. See, its not about success, dying in the streets, who's better, who's not. I just want to be a part of it! I realised that even if I've got no connections, no talent, even if I'm one big loser, I want to use my hands and feet to think and move, to shape my own life! We can just die here or we can try. Lets see what we've got!"
 
-- Mind Game

From the In the Name of the King: A Dragon Siege Tale  from IMDB.com
  Duke Farrow: Tarish! Prepare your troops to ride! Hordes of Krug are ransacking the land! Oh, the sun is blistering my skin.
Commander Tarish: What is this nonsense you speak?
Duke Farrow: Just do as you're commanded.
Commander Tarish: I listen only to the king.
Duke Farrow: It might behoove you to learn a little respect!
Commander Tarish: [Walks away] Respect is earned.
Duke Farrow: [chuckles] You are mistaken! Respect is my BIRTH RIGHT! 

" "Do you know who I am?.. I don't know how to put this, but I'm kindof a big deal.. People know me.. I'm very important, I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."

"I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there. If you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I wanna be on you. Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait."

-Ron Burgundy(Will Ferrell), Anchorman.

Veronica: "Mr. Burgundy, you have a massive erection"

Ron: "Really? Yes, I do. Um, I'm sorry, it's the-- it's the pleats. It's uh, it's actually a n optical illusion. It's the pattern on the pants. It's not flattering in the crotchal region. I'm actually taking them back right now. Taking them back to... the pants store. Oh, this is awkward."

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'Oh My God....It's Even got a Watermark!' - American Psycho

Anything from Fight Club

" Anything from Fight Club "

"YOU ARE ALL INDIVIDUALS!" "...I'm not"

 
HELMET: Who made that man a gunner?

MAJOR: I did, sir. He's my cousin.

HELMET: Who is he?

SANDURZ: He's an Asshole, sir.

HELMET: I know that. What's his name?

SANDURZ: That is his name, sir. Asshole, Major Asshole.

HELMET: And his cousin?

SANDURZ: He's an Asshole, too, sir. Gunner's-mate, 1st Class, Philip Asshole.

HELMET: How many Assholes we got on this ship, anyhow?

ALL: Yo!

HELMET: I knew it. I'm surrounded by Assholes. Keep firing, Assholes.

Man, this had me laughing randomly for a month after I saw this scene, because I suddenly remembered it. (Aswell as many other scenes)

 

" "I love the smell of napalm in the morning." platoon"Earth.Welcome" the eraser "

V for Vendetta.
 
  Creedy: Bollocks. Whatchya gonna do, huh? We've swept this place. You've got nothing. Nothing but your bloody knives and your fancy karate gimmicks. We have guns.
V: No, what you have are bullets, and the hope that when your guns are empty I'm no longer be standing, because if I am you'll all be dead before you've reloaded.
Creedy: That's impossible. Kill him.
[the fingermen open fire on V, but he still stands after their clips are empty]
V: My turn.
[V proceeds to kill all fingermen with his knives before they manage to reload]
Creedy: [desperately shooting at the approaching V] Die! Die! Why won't you die?... Why won't you die?
V: Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof. 

"Not like this..."

Hank: Hey ringworm. Yeah I'm talking to you ya toxic waste of life. You gonna pick up that butt, or am I gonna have to glue it to the end of my shoe and stick it up your big fat pimply A-Hole?
 
Gas Station Guy: Hey man, take it easy, it's just a cigarette.
 
Hank: Oh yeah? Well this is just a fist, but when I start throwing it around I can leave one hell of a mess. Let's dance!
 
Me, Myself and Irene.

get to tha choppa

Sorry if someone already posted this.  Anything from Full Metal Jacket.  
"Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it." -American Psycho

Sylvester Stallone as Ray Tango from the immortal,  Tango and Cash:
"Rambo? Rambo's a pussy!"
 
From Momento
Leonard Shelby  [running] OK, so what am I doing?
[sees Dodd also running]  
Leonard Shelby  : Oh, I'm chasing this guy.
[Dodd shoots at Leonard]  
Leonard Shelby  : No... he's chasing me. 

For me, it's this one from Reservoir Dogs. Not the most memorable quote in a film chock full of cooler bits, but it's a line that's resonated with me for years. It's good advice, too.
 
Also, for some reason LL Cool Jay saying "Frog Dog, mmm tasty!" in The Hard Way is permanently lodged in my brain.
 
And now, from the mighty celluloid monster known as John Carpenter's The Thing:
 
Garry: I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!
 
Palmer: You gotta be fucking kidding.
 
Clark: I dunno what the hell's in there, but it's weird and pissed off, whatever it is. 

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