Best TV Edit Ever!

So we all know Snakes on a Plane was a terribly awesome movie, and it had a lot of swears, boobs, and penis before it got munched off by a snake, but remember that great line from Samuel L. Jackson? Well listen to the edit of it:

So we all know Snakes on a Plane was a terribly awesome movie, and it had a lot of swears, boobs, and penis before it got munched off by a snake, but remember that great line from Samuel L. Jackson? Well listen to the edit of it:

Great way to kill an already horrible movie.

Wow, was that new footage or did they really edit that shit? If they edited it, props to the team

monkey fight snakes on this money frying plane?

Imagine Sam Jackson saying that in the studio.

It's not as good as 'Yippee Ki Yay, Mr. Falcon!' American TV is so stupid.

lol,the movie is so bad that its fucking awesome.I need to find my copy of it and watch it again.

I would not want to worry about snakes AND monkeys on a plane, that has gone too far.

I'm laughing my Monday to Friday ass off right now.

HAHAHAHA that was great. Although i like the Scarface edits better.  "This city is like a chicken ready to get plucked"    "Where did you get that scar, eating pinapple?"

"HandsomeDead said:

"It's not as good as 'Yippee Ki Yay, Mr. Falcon!' American TV is so stupid."

What are ya gonna do? The old people still think that swearing corrupts the youth, when the editing simply disilliusions them from reality."

I'm still fond of the edit from Leon, "I'm sick of your Mickey Mouse Bullsquash!"

Let's not forget 'That's what happens when you find a stranger in the alps.'

"I'm sick of these monkey fighting snakes on this monday to friday plane!!"

My friend told me about this at lunch. I was like real funny not thinking he was serious. I couldn't believe it when I saw this. How can you mess that up so bad?!

The more ridiculas thing for me is the fact that anyone could be anywhere near Samuel L. Jackson when he said that line.

I heard about that Die Hard one.

Epic Fail for TV.  Epic Win for the funnies.

Did they actually re-record that scene or did they just dub it over? I couldn't really tell. Anyway who says monkey fighting snaked as a derogatory term, it doesn't mean anything.

LOL, I was totally going to post that when I read the topic title. Yeah I could believe it when I saw that on FX. Too good. I've also hear "yippie Kiyay, my friend". Not as good.

Don't forget the "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS" from the Big Lebowski.

That was totally awesome. "Monkey-fighting snakes?"

YEEEESSS!

That's amazing, simply amazing. =D

I'm also fairly tired of monkey fighting snakes when I'm on my Monday to Friday plane.

AHAHAHAHAH!!!!

How about some Funky Pete.

pretty funn. sadly i never seen that movie. i only want to see that movie to hear "i'm tired of these motherfucking snakes on my motherfucking plane.

u know there is a movie called snakes on a train? i saw it at block buster, i never rented it but i saw it.

Moments like this makes me glad that my 'Monkey Fighting' licence fee goes to the 'Monday to Friday' BBC.

" Moments like this makes me glad that my 'Monkey Fighting' licence fee goes to the 'Monday to Friday' BBC. "

"@jonnyboy said:

" Moments like this makes me glad that my 'Monkey Fighting' licence fee goes to the 'Monday to Friday' BBC. "

Films aren't normally censored like this in the UK. We only ever seem to get cuts for violence."

"@HandsomeDead said:

"@jonnyboy said:

" Moments like this makes me glad that my 'Monkey Fighting' licence fee goes to the 'Monday to Friday' BBC. "

Films aren't normally censored like this in the UK. We only ever seem to get cuts for violence."

Trust me I can live with that. A well positioned swear word can sometimes be the hinge pin to a great piece of comedic writing.Oh and boobs are cool too. "

I remember the Dumb & Dumber T.V. edit, "Yeah?!  Well, you can kiss my SANDWICH if you can reach it!"  It made me laugh.

And this is why I hate FX.

" It's not as good as 'Yippee Ki Yay, Mr. Falcon!' American TV is so stupid. "